Tell Me About Texas a&m

[blacklab 11941]

Future is bright you say?

 

 

[nnm 36486]

^^^brilliant

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

1 hour ago, Updawg said:

The fan in section 12, row 12 seat 12 wins a rabid possum. It’s a new tradition

Additionally the jizz jar now gets topped off with possum jizz. It's turdition!

[Beau Vine 54326]

BUY A FOOTBALL TICKET, GET A FREE MEAL!!!!  ONLY AT KYLE FIELD!

[TonyTexas 10519]

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

Edited October 31, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Please let 4-8, at best, happen after aggy spend the last 11 months laughing about 5-7.

[Texzilla58 4741]

And the propaganda machine is back on message. 

I hope Weigman retires if he’s prone to concussion. If he’s ok I hope he transfers out.

[Pimphand 5819]

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

Future is bright you say?

 

Obviously they are using the term as a malapropism when they meant blight.

Edited October 31, 2022 by Pimphand

[RomaVicta 29953]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

And the propaganda machine is back on message. 

Their last four recruiting classes were ranked 1, 4, 6, 8. What happened to those guys?

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20466]

2 hours ago, blacklab said:

Future is bright you say?

 

 

Rarely in the history of mankind have so many been so wrong about so much.

[Foosters 17860]

33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Their last four recruiting classes were ranked 1, 4, 6, 8. What happened to those guys?

 

[bornbama1 106]

7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

This is 2022, almost 2023 how is this "school" even allowed to exist with all their "traditions" that are so blatantly offensive to anything remotely decent? Nuke it from orbit...please.

[Pimphand 5819]

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Their last four recruiting classes were ranked 1, 4, 6, 8. What happened to those guys?

Haven't you hear the cautionary tale of Sisyphus?

[horny_gunman 137]

The head trainer for football is Louis Duran. Held similar posts previously at Alabama and USC.  

Thank you. Sounds like better Lou to talk to.


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[Pimphand 5819]

So we are 17 years from the 100th anniversary of Aggy lone natty.

This needs to be their 2025 theme song

 

[Gut Wagon 8084]

11 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lou Manati

Lou Diamond Phillips

Lou Pinella

Lou Gehrig

Lou Zur

[MonkeyDoughnut 10336]

"O" for October to ....

 

[horn4life 3778]

A question for all the Football Historians out there.  When was the last time the Aggies did not fuck themselves in the ass with a long term coaching contract extension?  

IS the answer R.C. Slocum? He got like three years into a 7 year contract before getting canned.  

 

Forget that question... just pause and for a second think about the fun that was occasionally hearing "Slocum on a Mobile,"  on the radio.

[Armybrat 40858]

11 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lou Manati

Lou Diamond Phillips

Lou Pinella

Lou Gehrig

Lou Costello is more like it

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

Lou Ferrigno

[Frank Drebin 5653]

12 hours ago, Parliament said:

First you make a roux...

[BabaYaga 15302]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Their last four recruiting classes were ranked 1, 4, 6, 8. What happened to those guys?

 

Attrition.  Nobody really wants to go to atm.  They've been money-whipping kids to come long before the NIL was formalized.  They don't really want to be there.  Many don't fit it.  Jimbo is a cock bag, the kids aren't happy, and they've been missing on top tier OL targets and QB's.  The portal is only going to accelerate things.

They haven't figured out the portal can work to your favor as a destination school and crush you if not.  Kids take the money, but the second they think otherwise, they are gone.  Nothing ties them to the school.  They didn't grow up (for the most part) wanting to play for the ags.  There is zero loyalty.  Layer that with an obnoxious, ineffective coach, they bail or just check out.

Look at Lincoln Riley - he left tons of players followed him.  If Jimbo left tomorrow, how many players follow him?  I'll hang up and listen

[BabaYaga 15302]

36 minutes ago, horn4life said:

A question for all the Football Historians out there.  When was the last time the Aggies did not fuck themselves in the ass with a long term coaching contract extension?  

IS the answer R.C. Slocum? He got like three years into a 7 year contract before getting canned.  

 

Forget that question... just pause and for a second think about the fun that was occasionally hearing "Slocum on a Mobile,"  on the radio.

Jackie, and only because they were put on probation

 

[jimmyjazz 46002]

12 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lou Manati

*Malnati

[Ojo Rojo 1967]

12 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

[pubes 139]

15 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Everything is fine in College Station. Jimbo is just playing possum 

 

fleshlight of the forest

[utee94 15835]

1 minute ago, pubes said:

fleshlight of the forest

Indeed.  You could tell that wasn't a wild possum.  It was some ag's trained... companion...

[ABSR 5320]

23 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Indeed.  You could tell that wasn't a wild possum.  It was some ag's trained... companion...

Emotional support possum.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

14 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Emotional support possum.

Anything is a jizz jar if you're aggy enough. 

[Vertigo 20298]

16 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Emotional support possum.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

4 hours ago, horn4life said:

A question for all the Football Historians out there.  When was the last time the Aggies did not fuck themselves in the ass with a long term coaching contract extension?  

IS the answer R.C. Slocum? He got like three years into a 7 year contract before getting canned.  

 

Forget that question... just pause and for a second think about the fun that was occasionally hearing "Slocum on a Mobile,"  on the radio.

Slocum on a mobile was great!  Didn’t he call Tech “sand fleas”?

Edited October 31, 2022 by ShowmeyourTDs

[TonyTexas 10519]

More like Lou Grant with Jimbo playing the role of Ted Baxter

[pubes 139]

 

[NWAustinDude 2252]

Quote

Lou

ka Dončić

[Hook1997 5397]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkWIyo9pVdo/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 

Didn't imbed.  Instagram, KFCBarstool on aggy clan..  

Edited October 31, 2022 by Hook1997

[lemonandaturd 4285]

16 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

They are taking Jimbo to the Wicker Man?  

[Steel Shank 9430]

Don't forget my homeslice, Blue Lou Marini.

[NoName 16365]

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

They are taking Jimbo to the Wicker Man?  

How did this get Made has a very good episode on Wicker Man: https://www.goloudnow.com/podcasts/how-did-this-get-made-466/matinee-monday-the-wicker-man-w-jonah-ray-365252

[The Dog 44073]

 

[orangeut 212]

boomhauer's Ole Miss press conference

 

 

[Leanderman 2275]

Was his weekly press conference on Comedy Central?

[89Horn 1542]

4 hours ago, pubes said:

 

Just like Big Lou, Jimbo’s on meds too, and he’s on (wife) number two.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

11 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Haven't you hear the cautionary tale of Sisyphus?

Dumbed down for aggy …

[jimmyjazz 46002]

20 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Dumbed down for aggy …

Now THAT'S peak surly.  + rep

[Deej 76865]

1 hour ago, orangeut said:

boomhauer's Ole Miss press conference

 

 

Always talks about the mistakes made and what needs to be done, but never shoulders any blame. 

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rarely in the history of mankind have so many been so wrong about so much.

Not aggy mankind!

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

11 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Lou Zur

Lou Gulager.

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

Auburn Agriculture        3-5

 

[jinx 2635]

22 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

Just when you thought their weirdness had hit an all time high, they go and out do themselves by hosting a klan rally for the Great Pumpkin. 

[lilMAC25 3801]

Rumor going round Aggy has a signed contract for big $$ with an OC. No word in who that OC is.