Tell Me About Texas a&m

[WgnBrnr 17]

4 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Number 5 looks like she’d be fun at closing time. I bet she has fold back teeth.

#9 take them glasses off and get down with some meat judging.

[Chopper 17432]

A little research leads to 3 reasons not-so-logical reasons to not wear arm sleeves in cold weather

1. Sleeves don't make as much of a difference in cold weather in that their purpose is to wick away perspiration.

2. They're tough guys who want to intimidate people.

3. Sleeves give opponents something to grab on to.

But, in fact, certain brands are better at keeping arms warm.

Some people just don't want to be really cold in cold weather.

Also found this interesting quote (from 2014 so dated in terms of sleeve techology) which leads me to believe good ole Mo knows all about wearing arm sleeves or not.

"Regardless of the reason, these guys get cold. So they have their own ways of dealing with the extreme weather. They create blends of products they rub on their skin. Here's Ayanbadejo again:

What allowed me to wear so little in cold games was a cocktail Brian Urlacher and Muhsin Muhammad revealed to me. There is a cream called Warm Skin that we would mix with Vaseline and Tiger Balm.

We would mix all these topicals together and rub them into our arms, legs, back … pretty much over our entire body. Make sure you put your jock on before you do this or you will get extremely uncomfortably hot in some of the wrong places.

Some players rub cayenne pepper on their bodies, then put a warming cream over top of that."

 

My conclusion is this is just more evidence for the pile showing Boomhauer is stuck in the past.

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-nfl-players-dont-wear-sleeves-in-cold-games-2014-1?op=1

Edited November 14, 2022 by Chopper

[utee94 16088]

I'm pretty sure that "wearing armsleeves" is just another ag euphemism for "smoking dope in the locker room." 

[NoName 17148]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Just gonna leave this here:

 

lol no kidding.

• 6 plays, 18 yards (got a first down after punting on 4th and 3)
• 6 plays, 9 yards (got a first down with a 3 yard run on 3rd and 1)
• 7 plays, 30 yards (got a 1st down on a 5 yard run by Weigman, then an 18 yard pass to Max Wright)
• 12 plays, 53 yards (punted from the Auburn 39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 25 yard pass on 3rd and 18, 3 yard run on 2nd and 1, penalty on 3rd and 3 gave them a 1st down)
• 3 plays, 0 yards
• 3 plays 0 yards
• 3 plays, 0 yards
• 3 plays, -2 yards
• 3 plays, -14 yards
• 4 plays, 8 yards (FG)
• 4 plays, 12 yards (fumble, got a 1st down on a 17 yard pass on 2nd and 5)
• 7 plays, 80 yards (TD, 1st down on a 17 yard run from Daniels on 3rd & 1, 1st down on an 3rd and 11 38 yard run)

they got a 1st down with 4:26 left in the 2nd quarter. the next 1st down they got was at the 6:46 min mark of the 4th quarter!

using FEI #s, they are 106th in the country in TD rate, 120th in value drive rate (basically is a drive a positive or a negative), 102nd in drive efficiency (scoring value gained/lost per drive), 107th in point per drive, 105th in available yards (drive yards / drive yards available based on field position) but hey they are 79th in yards per play, 85th in bused drive rate and 65th in turnover rate!

 

[Mittens 8736]

 

[Hozz 1035]

1 hour ago, nolongerU2horn said:

https://slate.com/culture/2022/11/texas-a-and-m-jimbo-fisher-recruiting-class-bad-season.html

Haha.  The title and byline:

 

The Unprecedented Badness of Texas A&M

College football has never seen a debacle like this.

[Doctor of Neighborhood 439]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, “kids need discipline.”  And “a strong male to help them understand.”  Luckily, Jimbo has a solid track record at fostering solid citizens …

 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Jimbo in mid-September after the Miami game. 

[hornian 5293]

26 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Jimbo in mid-September after the Miami game. 

Also sounds like a cult. 

[Xminus6 839]

20 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Just one quick visit to the engraving shop and the problem solves itself.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

If UMass was to forfeit this weekend, what would the final score be?

[hookem48 4855]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

A little research leads to 3 reasons not-so-logical reasons to not wear arm sleeves in cold weather

1. Sleeves don't make as much of a difference in cold weather in that their purpose is to wick away perspiration.

2. They're tough guys who want to intimidate people.

3. Sleeves give opponents something to grab on to.

But, in fact, certain brands are better at keeping arms warm.

Some people just don't want to be really cold in cold weather.

Also found this interesting quote (from 2014 so dated in terms of sleeve techology) which leads me to believe good ole Mo knows all about wearing arm sleeves or not.

"Regardless of the reason, these guys get cold. So they have their own ways of dealing with the extreme weather. They create blends of products they rub on their skin. Here's Ayanbadejo again:

What allowed me to wear so little in cold games was a cocktail Brian Urlacher and Muhsin Muhammad revealed to me. There is a cream called Warm Skin that we would mix with Vaseline and Tiger Balm.

We would mix all these topicals together and rub them into our arms, legs, back … pretty much over our entire body. Make sure you put your jock on before you do this or you will get extremely uncomfortably hot in some of the wrong places.

Some players rub cayenne pepper on their bodies, then put a warming cream over top of that."

 

My conclusion is this is just more evidence for the pile showing Boomhauer is stuck in the past.

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-nfl-players-dont-wear-sleeves-in-cold-games-2014-1?op=1

I remember a few years ago in a NFL playoff game someone wearing sleeves in the cold and fumbling, blamed it on the sleeves and cut them off.

[fattyflattie 4640]

Someone please photoshop the aggie football championship trophy with Jimbo's name scratched out and this guys name in it's place.

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[Xminus6 839]

 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

18 hours ago, JMFP said:

Sometimes you gotta just work with what you got. 

Absolutely. 

And it's cold outside. 

Sometimes you just gotta put it in a place that's warm, nowutimeen?

And she'll make us a sandwich afterwards.

 

[redswingline 1124]

texas a and m blow sheep and goats every weekend.

 

that is all

[LTtxfan 50005]

2 hours ago, Hozz said:

The Unprecedented Badness of Texas A&M

College football has never seen a debacle like this.

 

[royiv 9791]

15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Put it on the wall.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Let’s leave Texas out of this!

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

Omg dudes im dead. The last two pages are solid gold. GOLD!

 

 

dude, the meat judging pic/team. Bravo guys

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

Don't care.  Judged meat.

Top 3 surly post of all time right here

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

He missed on 5, #5 should be #2.
But other than that this is a disgusting group.

#5, that dog can hunt

[Xminus6 839]

[DFW Horn 6653]

But, aggy is the best meat-judgers

 

[DFW Horn 6653]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

But, aggy is the best meat-judgers

 

Obligatory "no" across the board, except maybe the brunette 2nd from the right at closing time after a bender.

[Zharkov 295]

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If UMass was to forfeit this weekend, what would the final score be?

2-0 I believe.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Bimbo is getting dragged by national sports media. I quit reading any more articles after the 3rd one.

Synopsis of all of them: Jimbo's offense doesn't work, all hat and no cattle (recruiting class), and it will cost around 140 mil to get rid of him and his staff

[Xminus6 839]

[markstanco 12787]

Bimbo is getting dragged by national sports media. I quit reading any more articles after the 3rd one.

Synopsis of all of them: Jimbo's offense doesn't work, all hat and no cattle (recruiting class), and it will cost around 140 mil to get rid of him and his staff

And that’s just to clean house. The next HC and staff won’t take a dime under 15 million a year.

[closetohumping 17817]

I’ll be damned. Heard rumor jimbo May be out 

[Steel Shank 9556]

12 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

But, aggy is the best meat-judgers

 

Look, I've banged hundreds of chicks just like these broads. Turn the lights out and get to business.

Buncha amateurs. SMH.

[immamac 44351]

17 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I’ll be damned. Heard rumor jimbo May be out 

This would be the worst thing possible. I’d welcome it. 

[WgnBrnr 17]

15 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Look, I've banged hundreds of chicks just like these broads. Turn the lights out and get to business.

Buncha amateurs. SMH.

User name checks out

[OU Sucks 9392]

21 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Look, I've banged hundreds of chicks just like these broads. Turn the lights out and get to business.

Buncha amateurs. SMH.

If you had the lights on, you'd realize at least two of them are men.

[Steel Shank 9556]

4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

If you had the lights on, you'd realize at least two of them are men.

"broads"

You deaf?

[OU Sucks 9392]

3 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

"broads"

You deaf?

Take a joke, dude.

[Steel Shank 9556]

17 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Take a joke, dude.

"deaf"

I'm with you dude. Just faster.

 

 

Edited November 15, 2022 by Steel Shank

[jimmyjazz 47201]

At some point even the "academics" at A&M would have to go nonlinear over the cost of a staff turnover.

I don't know where that point is, but it's out there.  $140M would pay for a shit ton of Dairy Science professors, not to mention the extra expense of hiring a new team of corching juggernots.

[El Squared 1852]

9 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

To be fair, the 8-4 narrative did get killed.

I think what he meant to say was “ I have dark moron glasses…….” That would actually make sense.

[Wally Pryor 5410]

A/M continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. 

Would be so much more entertaining if weren't so mediocre.

[El Squared 1852]

Jimbo Baggins will get a lower payout than contract face value.
There is likely significant leverage from some of his misdeeds that will be brought to bear.

Too bad cuz it’s been fun.

[Deej 77826]

Even if the Jimbo era is over, it finally allowed the rest of the world to get a big dose of aggy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Horn Dog 10158]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

But, aggy is the best meat-judgers

 

I am just now realizing this championship aggy always wins is not meat juggling, but meat judging.  For years I had a mental image of these clowns tossing 3 loin chops in the air at once and it always made me laugh.  Now the mental image is of these “athletes” inspecting  a line of cow penises for imperfections.

[Xminus6 839]

[ScottS 1125]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I’ll be damned. Heard rumor jimbo May be out 

[Eskimohorn 5682]

But, aggy is the best meat-judgers
 

I got dibs on Urkel, 5th from the left.

[markstanco 12787]

I’ll be damned. Heard rumor jimbo May be out 

Then 49-3 happens this weekend and they are all back on the jimbo train.

[futureman 22700]

why would any of you want jimbo gone?

[deft 7059]

Exactly. Keep him on forevs. Are we actually believing this rumor that he might be gone?

[C-Man 27779]

He's got it -- just five years too late ...