Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all

[Brisketexan 105161]

 

Is that 100% consistent with this, The Dumbest Timeline Ever? Yes. Yes it is.

[Beau Vine 54261]

What exactly does Kid Rock have to do with Tennessee?

[Brisketexan 105161]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

What exactly does Kid Rock have to do with Tennessee?

I mean, it makes sense that Dumbfuckistan would want dumbfuck royalty to somehow rule over them, so it checks out.

[Fudge Nuggets 19207]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, it makes sense that Dumbfuckistan would want dumbfuck royalty to somehow rule over them, so it checks out.

He said Tennessee, not Texas.

[Player 4575]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

What exactly does Kid Rock have to do with Tennessee?

I thought he didn't have shit to do with Tennessee either...

https://consequence.net/2021/05/kid-rock-nashville-bar-man-colostomy-bag/

but then I remembered that he does, in fact, have some shit going on in Nashville. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

He’s playing real hardball now.

Spoiler

Kid Rock threatens to cancel any concert on his tour if there are COVID-19 protocols

Kid Rock has says he won’t perform anywhere on his 2022 “Bad Reputation Tour” if there are COVID-19 protocols in place. Rock made the announcement in a video on his Facebook page ahead of tickets to his tour going on sale at 10 a.m. today.

Rock’s tour will take him to 24 cities, kicking off on April 6 in Evansville, Indiana before wrapping up at Pine Knob in September. The Romeo, Michigan native will be at Van Andel Arena on Sat., April 16 and at Pine Knob on Fri., Sept. 16 and on Sat., Sept. 17, unless people are asked to wear masks and show proof of vaccinations.

https://www.mlive.com/coronavirus/2022/01/kid-rock-threatens-to-cancel-any-concert-on-his-tour-if-theres-covid-19-protocols.html

Robert should be grateful that anyone attends his “concerts”, though no doubt this charade will bring out the rubes.

 

Edited January 28, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner

[Covri 6249]

On 1/25/2022 at 2:25 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Kid Rock is the James Woods of Scott Baios. 

I saw someone else post:

Kid Rock the the Fred Durst of Ted Nugents

 

Both analogies work lol

[GhostOfTomJoad 9337]

So in 2028 the GQP ticket is Kid Rock and Scott Baio? 

Fuck, suddenly Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber feels quaint and harmless.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Jesus god, Joe the Plumber.

I had forgotten all about that ding dong.

Wonder what he’s up to now?

[MidTexHorn 822]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Jesus god, Joe the Plumber.

I had forgotten all about that ding dong.

Wonder what he’s up to now?

I think he’s selling pillows on Fox News 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I think he’s selling pillows on Fox News 

Or soon to be mentioned in the Covid FAFO thread, if he hasn’t been already.

[hpslugga 4062]

7 hours ago, Covri said:

I saw someone else post:

Kid Rock the the Fred Durst of Ted Nugents

 

Both analogies work lol

Seriously, his popularity peaked out over 20 years ago, and that was easily forgettable. If it hadn’t been for his rancid fanboyism of Donald Trump in the present day, I honestly would have forgotten who he was.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

What exactly does Kid Rock have to do with Tennessee?

Thanks to the downfall of the US auto industry Hillbilly Highway reversed course in the late '80s and early '90s and Tennessee filled up with Michigan trash. In many cases they were the kids and grandkids of people who'd moved north, so these descendants of hilbillies "came home" to Teneessee, albeit now with horrible accents.

Edited January 29, 2022 by MaybeACoordinator

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

12 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So in 2028 the GQP ticket is Kid Rock and Scott Baio? 

Fuck, suddenly Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber feels quaint and harmless.

 

[Gil Bang 25978]

 

 

 

 

[Burt 4085]

American Badass Bobby "Shazam" Ritchie canceled his show in Minot tonight because the wind was blowing.  I just checked and its 13 mph.  The Trumpers are not happy!

[Burt 4085]

I guess, in his defense, it was gusting to 48 mph for half an hour when outflow from a storm pushed through. 

[Beau Vine 54261]

Leinie Bertsch and his family and friends sound like complete fucking losers to me.

[Biff Tannen 45692]

49 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Leinie Bertsch and his family and friends sound like complete fucking losers to me.

[StassneyHorn 6618]

The opening scene of Silicon Valley is still the best opening scene on Earth for things that age terribly.

 

[Beau Vine 54261]

 

[RDCanecutter 26454]

On 7/23/2022 at 12:50 AM, Beau Vine said:

Leinie Bertsch and his family and friends sound like complete fucking losers to me.

Well, that was 6+ hours in each direction that they weren't yelling at cashiers at Golden Corral.

[RDCanecutter 26454]

On 7/24/2022 at 1:08 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

They are all very stocky and slab-faced. Strong Dinaric substrate in the brachycephalic skulls. Thick torsos the result of environment or heredity? Near-human in fascinating ways.

[Hmbre97 6318]

They are all very stocky and slab-faced. Strong Dinaric substrate in the brachycephalic skulls. Thick torsos the result of environment or heredity? Near-human in fascinating ways.

.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[ConferenceRoom 6144]

Well nobody's going to top that. 

[Underdog 28725]

“Adults”

[Nivek 16946]

Ladies, try to contain yourselves watching that video of alphaness.

 

Edited July 26, 2022 by Nivek

[Pescado_Rojo 19425]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

AKA, "The Bawitdaba"

[baboso 6056]

That is exactly what I imagined a Kid Rock audience would look like.

[Kennythetiger 9395]

On 1/29/2022 at 2:05 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Thanks to the downfall of the US auto industry Hillbilly Highway reversed course in the late '80s and early '90s and Tennessee filled up with Michigan trash. In many cases they were the kids and grandkids of people who'd moved north, so these descendants of hilbillies "came home" to Teneessee, albeit now with horrible accents.

Have you ever read “Hillbilly Eulogy”?  

[NameAlreadyInUse 5114]

 

On 7/27/2022 at 9:00 AM, baboso said:

That is exactly what I imagined a Kid Rock audience would look like.

There wasn't a single person in that audience that didn't look like they were born to be in that audience.  You beat me to it!

[staboner 4984]

[staboner 4984]

damn. does that dude at the end have any eligibility left?

[Gil Bang 25978]

ON BRAND

 

 

[Tom 2959]

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

ON BRAND

 

 

Wait…Kid Rock is in the WWE hall of fame along with Trump?

 

Are there any actual wrestlers in this wrestling hall of fame?  Or just C-list celebrities who make cameos?

[tx 3 putt 77114]

Pamela Anderson has really let herself go !

[Underdog 28725]

Thought that was Tonya Harding. 

[Fastbreak 3988]

[Burt 4085]

47 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I'm thinking Nick Adams is a MAGA-troll.

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

Hey! Look at the stupid shit some idiot you’ve never heard of said on the internet!

Ummm...thanks?

[Fastbreak 3988]

Hey! Look at the stupid shit some idiot you’ve never heard of said on the internet!
Ummm...thanks?

Yeah. But he is an example of this disease of the modern GOP. This guy has 350k followers and says shit like this or worse all the time that the mouth breathers eat up.

[Fastbreak 3988]

Hey! Look at the stupid shit some idiot you’ve never heard of said on the internet!
Ummm...thanks?

Yeah. But he is an example of this disease of the modern GOP. This guy has 350k followers and says shit like this or worse all the time that the mouth breathers eat up.

[Tom 2959]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Hey! Look at the stupid shit some idiot you’ve never heard of said on the internet!

Ummm...thanks?

Yeah. But he is an example of this disease of the modern GOP. This guy has 350k followers and says shit like this or worse all the time that the mouth breathers eat up.

[Gil Bang 25978]

 

[Celery Man 20970]

promoting awareness of global warming

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

Wonder how full moody will be for him 

[jw4381 3085]

It’s a bit, right? Right?!

Or…the dude wants to suck some kid rock dick. 

[YGIFS 19452]

No snowflakes?  There's a Don, Jr. overdosing on cocaine joke in here somewhere.  Dammit!  I had something for this.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21204]

The irony, of course, is that it will be nothing but snowflakes at his shows.