Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all

[C-Man 27778]

11 hours ago, jw4381 said:

It’s a bit, right? Right?!

Or…the dude wants to suck some kid rock dick. 

I'm convinced that Nick Adams is simply trolling everybody at this point. There's no way he's real.

[YGIFS 19458]

No, he totally is.  I have to give the guy credit.  I sniff out bullshit for a living, and he had me going for a little while.  to be fair---I didn't have an active twitter account, just saw what others posted about him so took me awhile, but he was also pretty damn good at it.  But yeah, he's completely and totally fucking with Trumpers and Kid Rock.  I now honorably regret calling him 'Younger, Diabetic Wayne Newton'

Dude seems cool, I wanna grab lunch with him when Trump dies.

[Biff Tannen 46158]

12 hours ago, jw4381 said:

It’s a bit, right? Right?!

Or…the dude wants to suck some kid rock dick. 

Yes, it's a bit.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The irony, of course, is that it will be nothing but snowflakes at his shows. 

Yep.  Wearing the wrong t-shirt will get you kicked out in a heartbeat.

But....would be funny to get a t-shirt made with Biden's head on it, wearing his sunglasses like the photos below, and a "Let's Go Brandon" slogan underneath it.  Would probably confuse some people.

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Would be fascinating to do a massive Ancestry DNA survey of a Kid Rock concert audience.  Probably a whole lot of family trees that resemble vines.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

I'm convinced that Nick Adams is simply trolling everybody at this point. There's no way he's real.

I didn't catch on until Three Year Letterman was raving about how good of a bit it was... and even then there are sometimes where I'm not sure.

But I mean, this is is gold...
 

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19583]

The best trolls are subtle, and Nick Adams is world class. The fact that his profile picture should be on the list of most punchable faces is just icing on the cake. 

[BamaATL 16593]

I'd bet if you went to a Kid Rock concert with a Barney Frank tee you wouldn't have a single word said to you.  Or if you really want to get zero reaction, one with Sotomayor, Kagan and Jackson on it.  

These folks might not be our most astute.  

[Gil Bang 26231]

[Thrawn 540]

I pretty much exclusively drink bourbon (or other whiskies). I do have a lot of fuck-tards in my family that just drink beer. I'm going to take out all the different beers I have in my beer fridge and just stock it with Bud Light. The conversations to come should be quite entertaining.

[4th&Five 41987]

cAnCel CuLtuRe!!!!!!!!!!

 

he couldn't even hit them all with that thing?

[Chooky 13340]

If the beer is woke you should shoot the beer. This is just common sense. 

[Chooky 13340]

He's gonna have to improve his marksmanship if he ever gets mad at a bottle of Tabasco. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34103]

what a fucking loser

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Pussy. He couldn’t punch his way out of a paper bag. What a man!

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Budlightwitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy

[butthurt 1568]

[Native Horn 3581]

he so gangsta

[Underdog 29165]

Internet always with the receipts... 

 

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Wasn't he the guy that bragged "Can drink about 15 Heinekens" ???

 

[Aqua Buddha 14804]

He looks like Dr Phil now.

[Mole 4338]

Kid Rock turning into a clown is one of the more surprising and disappointing developments of this era. He had such promising intellect and musical gifts. Seeing your heroes descend into the absurd is hard to take. Sad!

[Neonmoon 38130]

16 minutes ago, Mole said:

Kid Rock turning into a clown is one of the more surprising and disappointing developments of this era. He had such promising intellect and musical gifts. Seeing your heroes descend into the absurd is hard to take. Sad!

[Stilicho 1422]

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

cAnCel CuLtuRe!!!!!!!!!!

 

he couldn't even hit them all with that thing?

I enjoy pointing out to folks around here that "cancel culture" is pretty close to that "invisible hand of the market" they're always on about. But they'll still go out and buy the shit just to film themselves blowing it up to own the libs.

Surprised this shitheel didn't lob a grenade in for good measure. Or just run through the fucking thing like a maniac.

We're like... six months from seeing Kid Rock / Ted Nugent as a semi-regular tag team at some old Jim Crockett Tribute Show in Bumfuck, North Carolina.

[YGIFS 19458]

This is one more turn the simulation has taken that I still cannot wrap my head around.  It was 1999 or 2000.  I had moved back to Austin from California.  Friend has his dad's boat, they invite me.  It's over-capacity with top-heavy chicks in thongs.  I cannot believe my luck.  We're on Lake Travis.  We're blasting "Devil Without a Cause", they're doing lines of blow off each other's asses.  Greatest lake day ever.  So then I decided to put the brakes on it and say, "Did y'all know that in 20+ years, this insurrectionist will back a failed game show host in his efforts to undermine our democracy?"  

I did not say that, we partied hard.  But I cannot fucking believe this is the same guy who scored one of the 10 funnest days of my life, and I've had some fun ones.  

RIP, Rock.  Asshat.

[CooterBrown 18287]

I hate that there’s a much greater than 0% chance Kid Rock will be our next president.

[Brisketexan 106877]

I hate that there’s a much greater than 0% chance Kid Rock will be our next president.

Naah, man. He can’t beat Trump. But….once Trump dies, the White House is his for the taking.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Saw this:

Then this in the comments:





And then:

I’m sorry if you have exceptionally shitty taste in music and like either of these dickbags.

[BearSchlong 8238]

This is one more turn the simulation has taken that I still cannot wrap my head around.  It was 1999 or 2000.  I had moved back to Austin from California.  Friend has his dad's boat, they invite me.  It's over-capacity with top-heavy chicks in thongs.  I cannot believe my luck.  We're on Lake Travis.  We're blasting "Devil Without a Cause", they're doing lines of blow off each other's asses.  Greatest lake day ever.  So then I decided to put the brakes on it and say, "Did y'all know that in 20+ years, this insurrectionist will back a failed game show host in his efforts to undermine our democracy?"  
I did not say that, we partied hard.  But I cannot fucking believe this is the same guy who scored one of the 10 funnest days of my life, and I've had some fun ones.  
RIP, Rock.  Asshat.

I’ve shared many hours with some now-sober historically chart topping country stars. More than one lengthy convo about “you wrote the soundtrack for a lot of my terrible fuck-ups, but it was fun at the time.”

[Gil Bang 26231]

http://images.app.goo.gl/Voc6i35V1TaJuB4aA

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tag this one in

[Stilicho 1422]

The shittiest version of the Fabulous Freebirds. 
 

Coming this summer… to Frisco. 

[Gil Bang 26231]

Imagine, being so deep in the cult, that you think Kid Rock is better than Isbell

 

[Pato del Muerto 53460]

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Imagine, being so deep in the cult, that you think Kid Rock is better than Isbell

 

In which bongforce1 destroys you. 

Edited April 6, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[jimmyjazz 47134]

No comment:

 

[Beau Vine 55862]

32 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Imagine, being so deep in the cult, that you think Kid Rock is better than Isbell

 

Awhile back, there was a twitter discussion on the merits of Kid Rock vs Bruce Springsteen.  You can imagine how that went.

[Beau Vine 55862]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No comment:

 

This is like that baseball season when Brady Anderson hit 50 homers just completely out of the blue.

[jimmyjazz 47134]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is like that baseball season when Brady Anderson hit 50 homers just completely out of the blue.

Kid Rock is close to hitting 50 notes on pitch in that clip.

[Beau Vine 55862]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kid Rock is close to hitting 50 notes on pitch in that clip.

Apologies, I skipped through to the SC parts.  And no matter how shittily he sang, he did write that song (and had sexy time) with her.  That's Brady Andersonesque by itself.

[jimmyjazz 47134]

Yeah, she's not known for her discretion or taste.

[Beau Vine 55862]

32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, she's not known for her discretion or taste.

So you're telling me I have a chance?

[G650 14437]

That is literally one of the top 5 shittiest songs of all time. When it came out, I had a good friend on mine call at like 2am with it blaring and leave it on my voicemail because they knew how much I hated it.

[jimmyjazz 47134]

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

That is literally one of the top 5 shittiest songs of all time. When it came out, I had a good friend on mine call at like 2am with it blaring and leave it on my voicemail because they knew how much I hated it.

It's remarkably bad, in every way.

[Pescado_Rojo 19583]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This is like that baseball season when Brady Anderson hit 50 homers just completely out of the blue.

Are you saying Kid Rock was on steroids there? 

[Bookman 4758]

Holy shit Travis Tritt is still alive?

[Born to Run 6601]

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Fabulous hair, dressed in women's clothes with a very feminine posture.

Travis doth protest too much methinks.

[Pescado_Rojo 19583]

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

tag this one in

This picture of White Evangelical Jesus looks gay AF. 

[TexArcher 39056]

People who think Kid Rock is better than Jason Isbell are the same people who think Jimmy Buffett is better than Led Zeppelin.  They're either trolling, or they're so stupid that you'll wish they hadn't bred 6 times.

[Ted Lange 16407]

Travis Tritt looks like he is auditioning for Righteous Gemstones in that picture.   Dude has definitely been caught with a pickle in his mouth.   

[gernblansten 3259]

24 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Holy shit Travis Tritt is still alive?

Still alive? Not only is he still alive, that motherfucker got rice cooking in the microwave, got a three day beard he don't plan to shave, it's a goofy thing but he's just gotta say, hey, he's doing alright...