FUCK EVERYTHING

[BurntOrange&White 39662]

FUCK SARK

FUCK PK

FUCK CDC

FUCK HARTZELL

FUCK ELTIFFE

FUCK FANCYBOOTS

FUCK SOUTH AUSTIN'S MOM

FUCK THIS SHIT

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

I’m in awe of how many shits you still have to give.

[jinx 2635]

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

FUCK SARK

FUCK PK

FUCK CDC

FUCK HARTZELL

FUCK ELTIFFE

FUCK FANCYBOOTS

FUCK SOUTH AUSTIN'S MOM

FUCK THIS SHIT

I don't see Chip Brown on your list, so it seems incomplete

[LTtxfan 48980]

[LTtxfan 48980]

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

OU is wondering why they didn't make your list....

[LTtxfan 48980]

[OB3 3608]

I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS

[Royale with cheese 1460]

3 minutes ago, OB3 said:

I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS

Sorry, it has to be a human sacrifice to have any efficacy. 

[ousux 5587]

List is incomplete, but I'll allow it.

[LTtxfan 48980]

Brando... 

[Duane Moore 5236]

[DFW Horn 6118]

49 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

FUCK SARK

FUCK PK

FUCK CDC

FUCK HARTZELL

FUCK ELTIFFE

FUCK FANCYBOOTS

FUCK SOUTH AUSTIN'S MOM

FUCK THIS SHIT

What'd Ms. Fancyboots ever do to you, anyway?

[Thiefery 4969]

[bschoolprof 6232]

Mainly I just hang out here for all of you assholes.  I've lost interest in our football program.  

[ClubWhatever 12087]

A unified theory of fuck everything is not possible   
 

 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

More of y’all need to join us in the “UT sports” sub-forum of Other Sports. We find success in several of those programs 

Edited November 22, 2021 by perfectchaos007

[Topper13 3201]

[Bigbend1812 12889]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

FUCK SOUTH AUSTIN'S MOM

[Tex Pete 20179]

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Mainly I just hang out here for all of you assholes.  I've lost interest in our football program.  

It's like group therapy. Emphasis on "THE RAPE."

[GTX Horn 1707]

1 hour ago, OB3 said:

I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS

Ah so you're the one responsible for this decade of fuckery

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Obligatory 

 

[Chooky 13302]

Technically, you can't "fuck everything." Doing so puts you at risk of venomous bites, mauling, bullet wounds, electrocution, arrest, porcupine quills, cactus thorns, etc. The downside is almost endless. 

[Tex Long 4348]

43 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Technically, you can't "fuck everything." Doing so puts you at risk of venomous bites, mauling, bullet wounds, electrocution, arrest, porcupine quills, cactus thorns, etc. The downside is almost endless. 

Hmmm... are you more aligned with "don't fuck anything", "fuck some things", "fuck many things", "fuck a few things", or more like "undecided"?

[runthebone 7932]

Augie's rant was better.

[Chooky 13302]

20 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Hmmm... are you more aligned with "don't fuck anything", "fuck some things", "fuck many things", "fuck a few things", or more like "undecided"?

I'm just arguing that you shouldn't fuck a wheat thresher. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’m in awe of how many shits you still have to give.

I went fishing. I know we lost, but still haven't bothered to go looking for the score or game recap. I didn't even bother to set my DVR. 

[Kennythetiger 9335]

9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I'm just arguing that you shouldn't fuck a wheat thresher. 

Or a couple of my ex-girlfriends. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

[Tex Long 4348]

Interesting. Family pretty much always called 'em "harvesters", not "threshers".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: The machines, not the exes. 

 

 

YMMV

[Fondren & Main 6670]

 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Agreed. 

[Davis Lane 5553]

[Domedriver 655]

I only fuck human females and my preference is ass!  🤘

[Domedriver 655]

Texas🤘

[Born to Run 6568]

Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a Muslim, fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of blink-182
That's illegal if you're born in '83
Yeah

Fuck a bean-cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni

Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all...

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[Doze 1322]

[Jersey Man10 3508]

I went fishing. I know we lost, but still haven't bothered to go looking for the score or game recap. I didn't even bother to set my DVR. 

Username checks out.

[Vertigo 20267]

[n64ra 1078]

No Pole Assassin?

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

On 11/22/2021 at 10:24 AM, ClubWhatever said:

A unified theory of fuck everything is not possible   
 

 

UT football is the superposition of fuck and suck. 

[Tylerocks 2551]

21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Came to post this.

This sums up this football season and this thread perfectly

[Nivek 16861]

STIGMATA

STIGMATA

Stigmata

[TreatyOak 16150]

[TreatyOak 16150]

[smwhorn 481]

Man the OP sure does say that bad word a LOT.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

Grade: F

OP begins with “fuck everything” then proceeds to list specific items to fuck, thus implying that there are things he does not wish to fuck, ultimately invalidating the opening thesis.

 
 

[WillUSAF 226]

[Droopy 2624]

23 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I went fishing. I know we lost, but still haven't bothered to go looking for the score or game recap. I didn't even bother to set my DVR. 

Well?

How'd you do?

What'd you use?

Where'd you go?

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

2 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Well?

How'd you do?

What'd you use?

Where'd you go?

Awesome. Spent two days fly fishing for Redfish in Seadrift. The boy did most of the fishing, and I poled the skiff. He caught pretty much all his fish on tan/pink Redfish Crack. Pics on the fishing thread in Hobbies.