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I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS

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3 minutes ago, OB3 said:

I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS

Sorry, it has to be a human sacrifice to have any efficacy. 

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49 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

FUCK SARK

FUCK PK

FUCK CDC

FUCK HARTZELL

FUCK ELTIFFE

FUCK FANCYBOOTS

FUCK SOUTH AUSTIN'S MOM

FUCK THIS SHIT

What'd Ms. Fancyboots ever do to you, anyway?

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1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Mainly I just hang out here for all of you assholes.  I've lost interest in our football program.  

It's like group therapy. Emphasis on "THE RAPE."

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1 hour ago, OB3 said:

I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS

Ah so you're the one responsible for this decade of fuckery

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Technically, you can't "fuck everything." Doing so puts you at risk of venomous bites, mauling, bullet wounds, electrocution, arrest, porcupine quills, cactus thorns, etc. The downside is almost endless. 

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43 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Technically, you can't "fuck everything." Doing so puts you at risk of venomous bites, mauling, bullet wounds, electrocution, arrest, porcupine quills, cactus thorns, etc. The downside is almost endless. 

Hmmm... are you more aligned with "don't fuck anything", "fuck some things", "fuck many things", "fuck a few things", or more like "undecided"?

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20 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Hmmm... are you more aligned with "don't fuck anything", "fuck some things", "fuck many things", "fuck a few things", or more like "undecided"?

I'm just arguing that you shouldn't fuck a wheat thresher. 

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3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’m in awe of how many shits you still have to give.

I went fishing. I know we lost, but still haven't bothered to go looking for the score or game recap. I didn't even bother to set my DVR. 

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Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a Muslim, fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of blink-182
That's illegal if you're born in '83
Yeah

Fuck a bean-cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni

Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all...

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Grade: F

OP begins with “fuck everything” then proceeds to list specific items to fuck, thus implying that there are things he does not wish to fuck, ultimately invalidating the opening thesis.

 
 

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23 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I went fishing. I know we lost, but still haven't bothered to go looking for the score or game recap. I didn't even bother to set my DVR. 

Well?

How'd you do?

What'd you use?

Where'd you go?

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2 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Well?

How'd you do?

What'd you use?

Where'd you go?

Awesome. Spent two days fly fishing for Redfish in Seadrift. The boy did most of the fishing, and I poled the skiff. He caught pretty much all his fish on tan/pink Redfish Crack. Pics on the fishing thread in Hobbies. 

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