11.22.21 Coach Sark PC @ 11am

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

on LHN, Austin radio, and here:

https://texassports.com/watch/?Live=441&type=Live

What is left to say?

 

[Native Horn 3569]

are titties outlawed in Manhattan?

[mdmost 43851]

You look at Kansas State over there and it's just all about the tradition of their mascot having a weird NBA Jam type giant animal head on that tiny human body. 

[DFW Horn 6637]

13 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

are titties outlawed in Manhattan?

The witch on the bottom left appears to have a nice c-cup rack

[DFW Horn 6637]

Let's get our review of Sark's interview out of the way

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

First question: Yes, Mr. Coach, in the era of Texas football has there ever been a greater challenge unfolding upon you as you look out at the program as it currently sits and do you think that the inevitable struggle of the next few years will be a guiding light that will be looked back on fondly when Gabriel blows his horn? 

[ousux 5635]

Trust. In. The. Process.

Not sure that process isnt dismantling our entire football program, but yeah.

[83Horn 1665]

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You look at Kansas State over there and it's just all about the tradition of their mascot having a weird NBA Jam type giant animal head on that tiny human body. 

It's amazing how much mileage we've gotten out of Charlie Strong's press conference coach speak.  "You just look at _________ over there and it's just all about the tradition of ___________."  Five years gone, and this is still funny.

[Blotto 23974]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

First question: Yes, Mr. Coach, in the era of Texas football has there ever been a greater challenge unfolding upon you as you look out at the program as it currently sits and do you think that the inevitable struggle of the next few years will be a guiding light that will be looked back on fondly when Gabriel blows his horn? 

Not nearly obsequious enough. Needs something along the lines of "that will be looked back on fondly when they memorialize your legandary career at the groundbreaking of the Steve Sarkisian College Football Hall of Fame Complex."

[83Horn 1665]

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

on LHN, Austin radio, and here:

https://texassports.com/watch/?Live=441&type=Live

What is left to say?

 

What's left to say?  Well, since the season is over after this Friday, maybe he can discuss the impending purge of "talent" from the current team, and how he plans to rebuild.  As regards the KSU talent pictured above, I must say they may not be the smokingest hot of smoking hot hotties, but damn if they all don't look like they could be fun...good breeding stock.

[mdmost 43851]

15 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

It's amazing how much mileage we've gotten out of Charlie Strong's press conference coach speak.  "You just look at _________ over there and it's just all about the tradition of ___________."  Five years gone, and this is still funny.

If we could get some competent head coaching in here, I'd happily retire it. Sadly, Sark is more Charlie like than Herman. 

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Just now, mdmost said:

If we could get some competent head coaching in here, I'd happily retire it. Sadly, Sark is more Charlie like than Herman. 

Maybe worse! Charlie never went 4-8. Lets see what happens Saturday. 
 

also, practices seem to make us worse, so I think missing the 3 weeks of bonus bowl practice is better for the program. Cancel spring ball next year too just to be safe 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10762]

TLDL:

At the end of the day...

Clearly...

...the way we're capable of playing

[ClubWhatever 12277]

Affects our psyche                      | Good week of practice | Switch at QB starter

_________________________________|_________________________|________________

Best foot forward                        |  That's your opinion      | Complementary Football

_________________________________|_________________________|________________

Didnt foget how to coach           | Play 4 quarters             |   Not outcome we wanted

 

[Richard Kimball 1517]

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If we could get some competent head coaching in here, I'd happily retire it. Sadly, Sark is more Charlie like than Herman. 

Oh really?

vs

Edited November 22, 2021 by Richard Kimball

[horngasm22 60]

"Our players who quit or perform badly will be rewarded with starting positions this Friday"

[Ghost of Shag 2723]

You guys are still following this shit? I checked out after Baylor.

[horngasm22 60]

"we fully expect KSU to run the ball 80% of the time, so we will continue a 3-2-6 Defense"

[Guest Lobo]

Well, 2021 Thanksgiving...I am thankful for marrying one of the few attractive women from Kansas (no pics).  

Family is in Fort Worth right now for Thanksgiving with other in-laws down from Kansas (all KSU fans and/or alumni).  I was going to be up there already because I was going to come back Thursday night to sit in my attorney's suite for the KSU game.  But I politely declined.  I'd rather listen to the incessant ribbing of my in-laws as they shit on our football program than watch this game in person from a skybox.  I haven't given a shit about this program since 2016 when we lost to Kansas.  I guess it'd just be nice to feel something again.  Even if that something is shame and rage. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[BrazilHorn 6794]

Maybe the reporters should ask him if he knows the objective of the team is to win games?

Or if he has reflected on the historic nature of the current 6 game and potential 7 game losing streak?

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

We battled! Give them the W. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

Both QBs are day to day. Today, Casey would start the game.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Both QBs are day to day. Casey would start today. 

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

3 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Fuuuuuck

[mdmost 43851]

Casey would start today and then be replaced by Card in the 2nd half. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

We had a really good team meeting last night

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Sark likes to talk about how many times his team lost a lead. 

[Red Five 41596]

"The narrative around the 40 acres is that the sky is falling."

It already fell 7WS.

 

"We're really close."

Ok. Great. We're 4-7.

[Blotto 23974]

let our fans know that we're building this thing the right way. lulz.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

We are trying to become a team with a harder edge and we need to raise our football IQ (when the team reassembles again in January)

[Chooky 13337]

Coach, can you talk about the number 7 and what that number represents historically? 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

How is Keilan not getting the ball more with the numbers they are showing on LHN. 

[Pig Bellmont 8867]

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We're really close."

Ok. Great. We're 4-7.

Nothing on the field shows that “we’re really close”. What a joke

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

Asked about Brian Jones comments

A: I wish Brian had reached out to me. No donor has suggested to me what to do. It’s disappointing what he said.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

Asked about immediate off-season fixes:

We have to find a way to generate a better pass rush. We have to improve depth on the OL. We have to get healthy.

[Js1 86943]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

 

"We're really close."

Ok. Great. We're 4-7.

We went from the King of One Score Wins to the King of One Score Losses. 

[Red Five 41596]

"How are you gonna get both Casey and Card to return?"

Are you fucking serious?

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

Q: open to a HS recruit or a transfer to win the starting job next season at QB?

A: potentially yes

[MonkeyDoughnut 10762]

Doesn't seem like a coach that cares if either QB comes back

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

11 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

How is Keilan not getting the ball more with the numbers they are showing on LHN. 

He missed at least the KU game due to COVID protocol. Other than that, I have no clue.

I joked to my son during one game that he was too fast, sometimes even outrunning the ball. The next play, he got the handoff and was tackled by the turf. “See, he’s even too fast for his shoes.”

Edited November 22, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor

[MonkeyDoughnut 10762]

47 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

TLDL:

At the end of the day...

Clearly...

...the way we're capable of playing

Can't believe I left of "Ultimately..."

[Native Horn 3569]

FCB sportin the Mercedes-Benz hat.  Doosh.

[utee94 16068]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Doesn't seem like a coach that cares if either QB comes back

Nor should he.

[Nivek 17330]

7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Asked about Brian Jones comments

A: I wish Brian had reached out to me. No donor has suggested to me what to do. It’s disappointing what he said.

Yeah, the head coach of Texas on a record-breaking losing streak should be concerned and carving out time for sports reporters.  What a fucking moron.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

2 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

He missed at least the KU game due to COVID protocol. Other than that, I have no clue.

I joked to my son during one game that he was too fast, sometimes even outrunning the ball. The next play, he got the handoff and was tackled by the turf. “See, he’s even too fast for his shoes.”

Based on his output, he outruns the defenders more than being tackled by the turf. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

And that’s a wrap . . . What a season.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Based on his output, he outruns the defenders more than being tackled by the turf. 

Don’t get me wrong. I want much more Keilan than we’re getting. 

[Nivek 17330]

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Doesn't seem like a coach that cares if either QB comes back

So, he has faith his coaching,  and thinks we need to be building depth.   This guy fucking sucks.