2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[Harvdog 2300]

Just now, Newy25 said:

Not specific to our coaching staff but holy shit Josh Heupel has to be three bills now. 

I saw his neck and thought he hasn’t missed a meal in 5 years. The fried foods in Knoxville scream for him hourly.  He has more chins than a San Francisco phone book

[futureman 22521]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Not specific to our coaching staff but holy shit Josh Heupel has to be three bills now. 

mangino 2.0?  both are offensive geniuses. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

10 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I saw his neck and thought he hasn’t missed a meal in 5 years. The fried foods in Knoxville scream for him hourly.  He has more chins than a San Francisco phone book

[ousux 5601]

Idk what a college “GM” role really means. LSU has had one (Austin Thomas) and it’s most definitely not higher than the head coach. 
My guess is that it’s a heavy focus on managing off-field stuff and consults with Sark on managing on-field staff. Or maybe this is the “football only AD” that people have wanted for a while.
My personal view is that taking low-value shit off Sark’s plate is a big win, but obviously don’t want any Game of Thrones crap. GP needs to be clearly subordinate. Ideally GP manages some off field stuff, supervises the defensive side, and that’s it. 

So he gets a small windowless office and one towel girl, no more than that.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12483]

Fuck yeah if it's true 

[The Beast 585]

[Fud 9552]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I like how this board is just assumptively penciling in Addison to the starting lineup. Yep, we'll just grab that All American overrrrr heeeerrrree, aaaaaand ... presto, we're good. 

[LTtxfan 49330]

33 minutes ago, ousux said:

On 12/29/2021 at 11:40 AM, Tex-19 said:

 

So he gets a small windowless office and one towel girl, no more than that.

[Real Papi 1003]

Sark after Dark…

[Viper 12111]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Finally official! Let’s go!

 

Is official the new literally?

[XForce 218]

9 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Sark after Dark…

Haven’t seen much of Addison live but a play he made earlier was very X like. Z will win a Biletnikoff and Marion will move on to an OC role somewhere. I’m fine with that. 

[Js1 85513]

14 minutes ago, XForce said:

Haven’t seen much of Addison live but a play he made earlier was very X like. Z will win a Biletnikoff and Marion will move on to an OC role somewhere. I’m fine with that. 

Addison will transfer to Texas and he and Worthy will be co-Biletnikoff winners next year. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12483]

As long as Marion drags his sweaty ball sack across aggy and ou's chin for WR's, I'm hyped  

[J.Peterman 137]

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Addison will transfer to Texas and he and Worthy will be co-Biletnikoff winners next year. 

Wrong.  .

Worthy and Addison will finish 3rd and forth behind Omeire and Whittington after Marion coaches them not to get injured.

[Daichee Bell 2929]

Great. Two nice replacements on offense. For the love of all that is holy, would someone please make a defensive change for me now?

[Pato del Muerto 52558]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

Is official the new literally?

[SaucyJack 3500]

[dcar00 14340]

10 hours ago, Codaxx said:

I think people are under selling a healthy Whittington. Addison and Worthy have similar frames. Someone is going to have to go over the middle. 

the problem is you send whittington over the middle and he becomes unhealthy.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

21 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the problem is you send whittington out on the field and he becomes unhealthy.

 

[Txslnghrns 1354]

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[Real Papi 1003]

Worthy approved.

[Herbie Hancock 7370]

Broken record alert

Big play Zay has the kind of swagger and confidence that we have been so desperate for. I fucking love it. Full homo.

[TexasFan21 1275]

Apparently this is his mother.

[Txslnghrns 1354]

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

From what I’ve been able to gather he turned down the UCF OC job, Florida St co-OC and Oregon WR positions to come work with Sark. Also, Pitt boards are pretty much conceding that Addison will portal. 

[Napoleon 8694]

Sounds a little Sandusky coming from a proud Pennsylvanian.

👀

Edited December 31, 2021 by Napoleon

[ztejas 43528]

3 hours ago, Real Papi said:

Worthy approved.

Personally I think 22 TDs would be a pretty meh year. I've got him going for 35 plus 4 2-point conversions. 

[Frank Drebin 5649]

Fantastic hire. 

Edited December 31, 2021 by Frank Drebin

[Bigbend1812 12927]

[Viper 12111]

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Sounds a little Sandusky coming from a proud Pennsylvanian.

👀

[Beigebandit 40]

[Napoleon 8694]

1 minute ago, Viper said:

He went to my high school.

He would see the humor.

(He also plays polo down in Argentina, so he's practically in my fantasy football league.)

[Bevo14 8363]

40 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

He went to my high school.

He would see the humor.

(He also plays polo down in Argentina, so he's practically in my fantasy football league.)

That's impressive for a 75 year old.

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Texas has really done a terrible job of hiring WR coaches. This seems like the first legit hire we've made at WR in a decade. 

 Wyatt, Koenning, Norvell, Charlie Williams, Mehringer, Coleman. Who am I missing recently? Lord that's awful when you look back at it. 

[ClubWhatever 12154]

What’s a brandon marcello?

[Rockwell Torrey 1295]

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Texas has really done a terrible job of hiring WR coaches. This seems like the first legit hire we've made at WR in a decade. 

 Wyatt, Koenning, Norvell, Charlie Williams, Mehringer, Coleman. Who am I missing recently? Lord that's awful when you look back at it. 

I liked Jay Norvell, but that is a sad list.

[texasstrong12 4668]

4 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I liked Jay Norvell, but that is a sad list.

Yeah, Norvell was probably the only decent hire out of the group. 

[SuperSport 1333]

Extremely gruntled. Now do defense.

[RollLeft 5045]

Don't sleep on Bobby Kennedy!!

[Hookem2147 21347]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Texas has really done a terrible job of hiring WR coaches. This seems like the first legit hire we've made at WR in a decade. 

 Wyatt, Koenning, Norvell, Charlie Williams, Mehringer, Coleman. Who am I missing recently? Lord that's awful when you look back at it. 

That 2016 staff revamp for Charlie was embarrassing outside of Mattox (who is probably the second best OL coach we’ve hired in the last decade behind Flood).

Gilbert for OC

Anthony Johnson for RB coach (I don’t think this dude is even coaching football anymore)

Clay Jennings for DB’s (terrible coach, terrible human)

Charlie Williams for WR (lol)

[Hookem2147 21347]

double post

Edited December 31, 2021 by Hookem2147

[Hookem2147 21347]

nvm

Edited December 31, 2021 by Hookem2147

[Ron Swanson 181]

6 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Don't sleep on Bobby Kennedy!!

[Pato del Muerto 52558]

3 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

His receivers all had sure hands, sure hands. 

[Slacks 6848]

are we waiting until Tuesday on this thing or what?

Let's Go, Brennan.

[Catdaddyhorn 3447]

I'm just glad we've finally entered the modern age of football and stopped chasing after 6'3+ WRs who cant get a sippy cup open. You would have thought our 2007  through 2009 WR core would've taught us a lesson about what works for today's passing games, but it still took us another decade plus to process those lessons. 

[LTtxfan 49330]

3 minutes ago, Snacks said:

are we waiting until Tuesday on this thing or what?

Let's Go, Brennan.

Might wait till 2022 to announce...

[Js1 85513]

7 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

I'm just glad we've finally entered the modern age of football and stopped chasing after 6'3+ WRs who cant get a sippy cup open. You would have thought our 2007  through 2009 WR core would've taught us a lesson about what works for today's passing games, but it still took us another decade plus to process those lessons. 

Tall, slow and can’t catch. Thanks Tom!