2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

This is kind of exciting. These young dudes could provide the juice we need. We need one guy like them on the defensive side too.

 

[Texas Wahoo 3,395]

27 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

This is kind of exciting. These young dudes could provide the juice we need. We need one guy like them on the defensive side too.

 

Jeff Choate has entered the chat. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,216]

Oregon S&C Coach is now available.

[taybo20 2,825]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Oregon S&C Coach is now available.

The mustache guy?

[texifornia 56,945]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Oregon S&C Coach is now available.

@golfclap it's your guy!

[UDontKnow 10,444]

https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/aaron-feld/3458

[Bevo14 8,311]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/aaron-feld/3458

Orville Wright fell in a vat of roids.

[Hookem2147 21,231]

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Oregon S&C Coach is now available.

He’s following Cristobal to Miami.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

29 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Oregon S&C Coach is now available.

Dapper Dan is going to have to completely rethink their supply chain

[HenryJames 66,049]

21 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/aaron-feld/3458

Does their off-season routine involve tying women to train tracks?

[Hank_Hill 18,804]

That guy definitely takes 20 minutes to curate a craft protein shake behind the bar.

[kevwun 15,783]

I bet the players love his daily 30 minute lectures on the history of IPAs.

[ajax 2,611]

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/aaron-feld/3458

He rides to practice on a penny farthing bicycle.

 

[Txslnghrns 1,353]

His ‘get out of jail free’ cards come in handy for the kids, too.

[taybo20 2,825]

 

[Bamboozled73 315]

10 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

 

Where is Charles?

[CowboyFred 1,151]

I’d assume somewhere on there since the photos are not in order

[SaucyJack 3,488]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Does their off-season routine involve tying women to train tracks?

Nah, that school's got the same colors though.

[Michael Knight 12,977]

2 hours ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Where is Charles?

Right next to Cedric

[Harvdog 2,288]

7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/aaron-feld/3458

He’s definitely not one of the Dead Rabbits 

[Redneck Mutha 7,955]

2 hours ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Where is Charles?

Still running against Nebraska.

[Herbie Hancock 7,347]

Jon Heck is the S&C guy you want. Not captain douchestache.

[Stunns38 3,460]

That guy definitely takes 20 minutes to curate a craft protein shake behind the bar.

And makes constant snarky comments including how living in gentrified Brooklyn gave him street cred.

[Shonen 125]

5 hours ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Where is Charles?

 

[Bamboozled73 315]

27 minutes ago, Shonen said:

 

Nicely done.  
 

His picture should be bigger on that wall. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

6 hours ago, taybo20 said:

 

Need some of those chairs.  

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

16 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/aaron-feld/3458

He is also the barber and will sell you some hard candy that’s for looking at and not for eating.

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

8 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Jon Heck is the S&C guy you want. Not captain douchestache.

Are you not entertained? 
 

[closetohumping 17,441]

55 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Are you not entertained? 
 

Is the iron sheik a political prisoner or is he jailed for whipping hulk hogans ass backstage?

[WBT 20,565]

13 hours ago, taybo20 said:

 

*blessed

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,549]

8 hours ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Nicely done.  
 

His picture should be bigger on that wall. 

[Pam Cummings 9,641]

18 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/aaron-feld/3458

When you tell coach you're leaving Oregon and he tells you you were just a bastard in a basket anyway.

Edited January 3, 2022 by Pam Cummings

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

14 hours ago, taybo20 said:

 

They had an Ingram Fathead up there, but it kept falling off. 

[Enchubben 5,510]

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

They had an Ingram Fathead up there, but it kept falling off. 

You had the right idea.

They had an Ingram Fathead up there, but it kept dropping at the corner.

[closetohumping 17,441]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

katfkid" wow Antonio Brown is tiny next to Tracy Morgan."

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

You had the right idea.

They had an Ingram Fathead up there, but it kept dropping at the corner.

Eh, just a random choice among many options. All of which implied failure. 

[Enchubben 5,510]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Eh, just a random choice among many options. All of which implied failure. 

True.  In case anyone wants something to rage at this morning:

 

[Codaxx 5,739]

11 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Jon Heck is the S&C guy you want. Not captain douchestache.

why over think it. Moffitt is seating on the beach right now. 

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

11 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

True.  In case anyone wants something to rage at this morning:

 

The fact that the video title states that Ingram was a Wide Receiver makes me even angrier.

Edited January 3, 2022 by Chuckie Finster

[texasstrong12 4,668]

This is interesting. "Director of college personnel" and "will focus on the evaluation of transfer portal and JUCO players." 

 

[RabidM 2,668]

5 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

This is interesting. "Director of college personnel" and "will focus on the evaluation of transfer portal and JUCO players." 

 

Well, it looks like Florida is serious about being good again.  I'm not convinced Napier is the right coach long term, but he's making some serious moves and the AD is giving him the things he needs. 

Edited January 3, 2022 by RabidM

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Just now, RabidM said:

Well, it looks like Florida is serious about being good again. 

Yeah, I know I'm beating a dead horse but Napier looks like he's the real fucking deal. 

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

Strickland and CDC advise each other. Hopefully we are doing the same.

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

13 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

This is interesting. "Director of college personnel" and "will focus on the evaluation of transfer portal and JUCO players." 

 

Portal needs it's own department.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Portal needs it's own department.

True and the entire description of that guy makes it sound like he's a scout. 

Essentially, Florida is going to scout other teams and come after the players they want. I think this is where things are heading with the transfer portal unless the NCAA starts coming down on tampering. 

 

[cafe society 2,871]

37 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Yeah, I know I'm beating a dead horse but Napier looks like he's the real fucking deal. 

 

I concur.  Not sure why Caleb Williams wouldn't consider Gainesville, Napier seems to like dual threat QBs.  You can tell Napier used his time as an assistant wisely and paid attention.

[mr. sunshine 2,826]

54 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

This is interesting. "Director of college personnel" and "will focus on the evaluation of transfer portal and JUCO players." 

 

Bird Sherrill may be most SEC name ever. Also his smile is that of a kidnap victim 

[dcar00 14,182]

41 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Bird Sherrill may be most SEC name ever. Also his smile is that of a kidnap victim 

I see your Bird Sherrill and raise you a Bumper Pool...

[mr. sunshine 2,826]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I see your Bird Sherrill and raise you a Bumper Pool...

On second thought I’ll see your Bumper Pool and raise you a Barkevious Mingo 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

17 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

On second thought I’ll see your Bumper Pool and raise you a Barkevious Mingo 

I'll raise you a Booger McFarland