2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[Big Woodrows 4200]

[UDontKnow 10443]

3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Recruit and sign both, Coach Marion.

[closetojumping 62597]

41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

In n out is absolute garbage and I cannot emphasize that enough. I’ve had it twice, the first time was horrendous but it was so hyped that I gave it a second shot, it was worse the second time. The fries were inedible, I could slice some potatoes and put them in an air fryer and they would turn out ten times better. “Oh RGBIII but you need to get it animal style” no fuck that, if a burger can’t stand on its own without some extra bullshit then it is not a good burger. I would rather go to Burger King, Wendy’s or McDonald’s any day over that trash. The fact that people think it’s debatable between in n out and whataburger is mind numbingly stupid

Hold up. I can support favoring Whataburger. I can also work with the notion of McDonald’s and Wendy’s being preferred. My tolerance ends at Burger King. I don’t think you could have meant that. 

[Huckleberry 32851]

Just now, closetojumping said:

Hold up. I can support favoring Whataburger. I can also work with the notion of McDonald’s and Wendy’s being preferred. My tolerance ends at Burger King. I don’t think you could have meant that. 

Whataburger >>>>> Wendy's >>> Burger King >>> McDonald's

That's a fact. McDonald's burgers are essentially flavorless. No point eating them unless you're poor.

[Longhornlove 4813]

Just now, closetojumping said:

Hold up. I can support favoring Whataburger. I can also work with the notion of McDonald’s and Wendy’s being preferred. My tolerance ends at Burger King. I don’t think you could have meant that. 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4739]

[Pam Cummings 9640]

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

In n out is absolute garbage and I cannot emphasize that enough. I’ve had it twice, the first time was horrendous but it was so hyped that I gave it a second shot, it was worse the second time. The fries were inedible, I could slice some potatoes and put them in an air fryer and they would turn out ten times better. “Oh RGBIII but you need to get it animal style” no fuck that, if a burger can’t stand on its own without some extra bullshit then it is not a good burger. I would rather go to Burger King, Wendy’s or McDonald’s any day over that trash. The fact that people think it’s debatable between in n out and whataburger is mind numbingly stupid

The problem is that in and out doesn't have 2 separate fry options. If you used normal fries to do animal style, it would turn the fries to soggy shit. So they use the dry bullshit fries. When i do in and out i go ahead and do animal style for this reason, but understand the sentiment of not wanting a bunch of extra bullshit on your fries.

 

But they need to have a normal crinkle fry option for non-animal style. Would improve experience dramatically.

Edited January 8, 2022 by Pam Cummings

[Tex Pete 20339]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No point eating them unless you're poor.

Why didn’t you just bring up Cheerios? Or tell ctj to fuck himself?

[Get ln My Van 927]

[Atticus 3973]

16 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Whataburger >>>>> Wendy's >>> Burger King >>> McDonald's

That's a fact. McDonald's burgers are essentially flavorless. No point eating them unless you're poor.

Poor? Back when I ate fast food trash, McD's was pricier than the others. Other than the fries, it's always been gross though.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Burger King's ALWAYS gives me the shits. Usually about 45 minutes later

Edited January 8, 2022 by JesusSweatDuck
Typo

[6th Street 6391]

Shake Shack > In N Out

[RGBIII 22840]

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hold up. I can support favoring Whataburger. I can also work with the notion of McDonald’s and Wendy’s being preferred. My tolerance ends at Burger King. I don’t think you could have meant that. 

Their inclusion was more to hyperbolize how terrible in n out is. I haven’t eaten Burger King since high school

[RGBIII 22840]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Shake Shack > In N Out

Never had shake shack till they put one in Minute Maid, it was VERY good

[Jester 382]

Talking burgers only. Otherwise jack gonna move up the rankings. 

Whataburger>short stop>P Terry’s>Wendy’s>McDonald’s>jack in the box>In and out>burger king

[nycHorn 3005]

Shake Shack > In N Out

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

5 minutes ago, Jester said:

Talking burgers only. Otherwise jack gonna move up the rankings. 

Whataburger>short stop>P Terry’s>Wendy’s>McDonald’s>jack in the box>In and out>burger king

Swap mcds and jitb, move pterrys down below jitb. I’d probably slot Carl’s Jr. behind Wendy’s or jitb. 
 

shake shack has shoestring fries, right?  I’m out on shoestring fries. 

[Reese Bennett 3609]

You guys are looking at the burger tweet all wrong. It's a recruiting tweet. He's saying, "Come to Texas--we got cool shit here in Austin." Not many recruits know or care about local joints. Recruits east of the Mississippi have heard people talking about In-n-Out but never had a chance to try it. There's a mystery there, sort of like what was around Coors before they went national. Just watch "Smokey and the Bandit." Sure, when I drank my first Coors I realized it was crap, but the lure of Coors was intense before that first sip. That's what's being tapped into.

[billfromlaketravis 11452]

2 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Words of Chizdom is the most porno Twitter handle out there. 

[South Austin 52462]

15 hours ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

He's a great defensive coordinator who may be able solve some of this board's vaginitis.

He ain’t a miracle worker.

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

All these burgers listed thus far are just noise. Fast burger options that actually taste good:

Hat Creek Burger: The Classic w/ sweet potatoes fries

Phil's Ice House: The Brentwood Burger w/ sweet potato fries

 

 

 

 

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

.39 Burger was a regular stop back in the day after a long night of drinking and hitting the clubs. Of course everything tasted better when you’re drunk. 

[South Austin 52462]

2 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

All these burgers listed thus far are just noise. Fast burger options that actually taste good:

Hat Creek Burger: The Classic w/ sweet potatoes fries

Hat Creek isn’t good. It just isn’t. And your father is ashamed of you.

[LTtxfan 49162]

3 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

All these burgers listed thus far are just noise. Fast burger options that actually taste good:  Hat Creek Burger: The Classic w/ sweet potatoes fries.  Phil's Ice House: The Brentwood Burger w/ sweet potato fries

[South Austin 52462]

6 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

All these burgers listed thus far are just noise. Fast burger options that actually taste good:

Hat Creek Burger: The Classic w/ sweet potatoes fries

Phil's Ice House: The Brentwood Burger w/ sweet potato frieS

And it sounds like someone likes eating hamburgers at places with kids playgrounds. Very suspicious.

[UDontKnow 10443]

Just now, South Austin said:

And it sounds like someone likes eating hamburgers at places with kids playgrounds. Very suspicious.

His MILF game is strong.

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

And it sounds like someone likes eating hamburgers at places with kids playgrounds. Very suspicious.

[Revolution512 1487]

10 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

All these burgers listed thus far are just noise. Fast burger options that actually taste good:

Hat Creek Burger: The Classic w/ sweet potatoes fries

Phil's Ice House: The Brentwood Burger w/ sweet potato fries

 

 

 

 

 

Ha this is a chick, no doubt

[South Austin 52462]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

His MILF game is strong.

Actually, I bike with my son up to the Amy’s Ice Cream attached to Phil’s quite a bit. The MILF action there is very meh.

[Ignatius 4017]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Burger King's ALWAYS gives me the shots. Usually about 45 minutes later

Fuck they serve booze at BK? For free? Sign me up man, I don’t care what the food tastes like….

[South Austin 52462]

Just now, Ignatius said:

Fuck they serve booze at BK? For free? Sign me up man, I don’t care what the food tastes like….

Yeah, but you have to wait 45 minutes for the shots. That’s terrible service for a fast food joint.

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

51 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Words of Chizdom is the most porno Twitter handle out there. 

Brings back fond memories of the Jism Trail, a mid 1990s dial-up internet precursor to online porn. 

[LCHorn 2616]

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Hat Creek isn’t good. It just isn’t. And your father is ashamed of you.

Seconded.  It’s only real usefulness is I can take my kids there and ignore them for half an hour.  

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Actually, I bike with my son up to the Amy’s Ice Cream attached to Phil’s quite a bit. The MILF action there is very meh.

So you don't live in south Austin?

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

7 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Seconded.  It’s only real usefulness is I can take my kids there and ignore them for half an hour.  

This is the correct answer

[South Austin 52462]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

So you don't live in south Austin?

I do. We take Mopac.

[Chopper 17230]

I had the chance to catch up with a buddy the other day. He's a nice kid from a good family and just started a job as a french fry analyst. He agrees with my disappointment that in-n-out fries suck and points out it's doubly disappointing because their shtick is that they slice their potatoes fresh in-house each day.

My buddy points out that in n out uses cottonseed oil to fry instead of something tastier. Also the potato they use is the Kennebec and it's not as starchy as the Russett, which is what the competition uses. Also because in-n-out uses fresh potatoes, often the potato itself is out of season and past its prime. Further, in n out doesn't soak their fries in cold water before throwing them in the fryer. And making it even worse they also don't double fry them to make sure they're nice and crisp.

The only workaround, per my buddy, is to ask for them well done or if you want to add a lot of ingredients to smother the shitty fry, get them well done with animal style.

[RabidM 2666]

I really enjoyed Fatburger when it was in Austin. They chose a crap location and it died, but, it was a fantastic burger.  It was much better than Whataburger, but it was also quite a bit more expensive... so that's kind of expected. 

Edited January 8, 2022 by RabidM

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I had the chance to catch up with a buddy the other day. He's a nice kid from a good family and just started a job as a french fry analyst. He agrees with my disappointment that in-n-out fries suck and points out it's doubly disappointing because their shtick is that they slice their potatoes fresh in-house each day.

My buddy points out that in n out uses cottonseed oil to fry instead of something tastier. Also the potato they use is the Kennebec and it's not as starchy as the Russett, which is what the competition uses. Also because in-n-out uses fresh potatoes, often the potato itself is out of season and past its prime. Further, in n out doesn't soak their fries in cold water before throwing them in the fryer. And making it even worse they also don't double fry them to make sure they're nice and crisp.

The only workaround, per my buddy, is to ask for them well done or if you want to add a lot of ingredients to smother the shitty fry, get them well done with animal style.

Yeah, the choice of oil and not soaking them are killers. I’ll take your word on the rest, as I’m no Surly expert. 

Edited January 8, 2022 by ImissWallyPryor

[Soliver465 404]

48 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

Looks like the Okie State mascot, very disturbing 

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

42 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

So you don't live in south Austin?

I banged his mom last night in The South Austin off E. Rundberg and North Lamar. 

[Chopper 17230]

2 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

I banged his mom last night in The South Austin off E. Rundberg and North Lamar. 

That's wild because a buddy (who's a former walk-on) told me today that your wife, sister and mom triple-teamed him last night at a hotel near the airport -- the one with a hot tub in the room. I hope you don't feel sandbagged.

[Zhorn96 1773]

If we’re talking Austin burgers, how are we not discussing Dan’s?  Now that is a fucking good burger

[TheRRKid 227]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

So you don't live in south Austin?

There’s one where Manchaca and S Lamar meet. That’s S Austin to me

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

6 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

There’s one where Manchaca and S Lamar meet. That’s S Austin to me

Ah, thought the one by iFly near Anderson Mill was the only Phil's/Amy's combo

[South Austin 52462]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ah, thought the one by iFly near Anderson Mill was the only Phil's/Amy's combo

There’s one off Burnet and Northland. I always thought that was the original. That’s my ‘hood.

[ousux 5597]

So we understand the scale, is the ability to not overthrow open receivers downfield or to throw screen passes that arrive promptly considered elite?  Or merely above average?

If Quinn can make any incompletions the fault of the reciever or fantastic play by a DB at least 90% of the time, I'll be happy. No one-hoppers or overthrowing wide open recievers would be a huge improvement by itself.

[Red Five 40852]

[Tree Fidy 1174]

Hat Creek isn’t good. It just isn’t. And your father is ashamed of you.

Really sucks!

[Professor Chesney 486]

How has no one mentioned that Whataburger is open 24 hours?  The honey butter chicken biscuit is the undisputed king of the 12am-3am time slot, which is really the only time I can justify eating fast food to myself.