2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[Tex-19 2872]

12 hours ago, westexhorn said:

he used to be a p5 coach in UW no?  I just dont know how good of a LB developer/recruiter he is...

Yes and at Florida under Muschamp (for one year then resigned, idk why but went to UW from there).

interestingly was replaced by Hutzler at UF

[billfromlaketravis 11520]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Also, on the latest Bobby Burton podcast, Justin Wells said that there's some smoke behind the scenes of David Cutcliffe joining the staff as an analyst.

[Bevo14 8358]

38 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

GP, Cutcliffe and Okam in off field roles? That’d be crazy awesome. That’s also def fan fiction 

[SydneyCarton 48145]

Why are people getting excited about the Cutcliffe stuff? That was a rumor du jour like 2-3 months ago. 

[cochamps 1879]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Why are people getting excited about the Cutcliffe stuff? That was a rumor du jour like 2-3 months ago. 

I never heard it, so I gets the excite.

[Vertigo 20300]

53 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

GP, Cutcliffe and Okam in off field roles? That’d be crazy awesome. That’s also def fan fiction 

If I thought for a minute that there was any truth to the Bo Davis stuff, Okam would be my first and only phone call. 

[closetojumping 62769]

I've been making the joke for a few months that Saban was going to hire Cutcliffe as an analyst following this season. It's a very Saban move, although I have no idea if Cutcliffe wants to do that kind of thing.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Just now, closetojumping said:

I've been making the joke for a few months that Saban was going to hire Cutcliffe as an analyst following this season. It's a very Saban move, although I have no idea if Cutcliffe wants to do that kind of thing.

Justin Wells said that part of the Cutcliffe to UT smoke is that Cutcliffe isn't a big fan of Saban and wouldn't work under a "dictatorship."

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

Lotta dump truck energy right here

 

 

[Codaxx 5816]

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Lotta dump truck energy right here

 

 

someone needs to get their opinion on fast food burgers

[kwood4408 765]

someone needs to get their opinion on fast food burgers

The answer is all of them

[6th Street 6463]

7 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

someone needs to get their opinion on fast food burgers

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

[MoJames 8244]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

GP, Cutcliffe and Okam in off field roles? That’d be crazy awesome. That’s also def fan fiction 

[idigTexas 2289]

9 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

You celebrate his entire catalog, don't you.

[Scholz 11953]

17 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

someone needs to get their opinion on fast food burgers

Their answer will be yes

[irishtexan 11522]

11 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

3 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

You celebrate his entire catalog, don't you.

Menu*

[Doc Reeves 6434]

This thread makes me think of this:

 

[South Austin 52536]

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

This is the clear No. 1.

 

[golfclap 6903]

not sure if any of you remember when we attempted to hire this obvious sociopath away from Mack and UNC to be the player personnel guy but it looks like he decided to take the gig at SMU ::

quoting myself from his first pass at surly ::

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this guy has skinned enough human beings to have his techniques down cold. He can do it and make skinsuits where the seams are nearly unidentifiable. 

 

 

 

[Huckleberry 33057]

I assume that first time around someone said that skinning people is his prerogative?

[Pato del Muerto 52551]

Dallas huh?  You’d think he’d feel most comfortable in Houston. 

[Red Five 40879]

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I assume that first time around someone said that skinning people is his prerogative?

Not cool dude. Don't be cruel. 

[Poe It Up 126]

6 minutes ago, golfclap said:

not sure if any of you remember when we attempted to hire this obvious sociopath away from Mack and UNC to be the player personnel guy but it looks like he decided to take the gig at SMU ::

quoting myself from his first pass at surly ::

 

 

 

[trythisathome 971]

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

Michael Bolton? That no-talent ass clown? 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I assume that first time around someone said that skinning people is his prerogative?

He found a tenderpony and the Pony is so right. I think he’s gonna love them for the rest of his life.

[Beer Drinker 618]

So Cutcliffe can move to OC after GP takes over for Sark after Bama.  CDC making chess moves

[General Specific 3263]

Michael Bolton? That no-talent ass clown? 

[ousux 5601]

I assume that first time around someone said that skinning people is his prerogative?

I mean look at him, why wouldn't he be into that sort of thing?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

15 hours ago, trythisathome said:

Michael Bolton? That no-talent ass clown? 

Michael Bolton is a delightful individual. 

[futureman 22517]

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Michael Bolton is a delightful individual. 

he was a delightful individual. until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning grammys. 

[texifornia 57036]

 

[LTtxfan 49327]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Dykes & Patterson get together...

[Gidnik 3284]

what a great tv show cheers was

 

[Viper 12111]

This was said in a thread about Drew Sanders

[Junior Bonner 6284]

Stolen from @Viper, who posted it on the transfer thread… 

[BurntOrange&White 39946]

Stolen from @Junior Bonner, who stole from @Viper, who posted in the transfer thread as well as the coaching/support staff thread. 

[HenryJames 66141]

5 minutes ago, Viper said:

This was said in a thread about Drew Sanders

 

5 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Stolen from @Viper, who posted it on the transfer thread… 

 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Stolen from @Junior Bonner, who stole from @Viper, who posted in the transfer thread as well as the coaching/support staff thread. 

Spoiler

 

[Mason Ramsey 3388]

Spoiler

I think Patterson is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

 

[Junior Bonner 6284]

Ah, well. I deserve any shit thrown my way… 

[JesusSweatDuck 17787]

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

Stolen from @Viper, who posted it on the transfer thread… 

[Getafix 28710]

Cross posting.

Per FCB.

Look for former TCU coach Gary Patterson AND TCU defensive end Ochaun Mathis to become Longhorns this week.

 

[dcar00 14321]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Cross posting.

Per FCB.

Look for former TCU coach Gary Patterson AND TCU defensive end Ochaun Mathis to become Longhorns this week.

 

FCB always the first to know...what a choad.

[LTtxfan 49327]

16 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

FCB always the first to know...what a choad.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

Cross posting.

Per FCB.

Look for former TCU coach Gary Patterson AND TCU defensive end Ochaun Mathis to become Longhorns this week.

 

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Rumor on the Bama boards that BoB is gone and that they are going to hire Pruitt in some role. 

Saban really doesn't give a fuck about the NCAA. 

[NoName 16367]

6 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Rumor on the Bama boards that BoB is gone and that they are going to hire Pruitt in some role. 

Saban really doesn't give a fuck about the NCAA. 

BoB shouldn't have been hired in the first place. bad hire. should move on to another job of any kind...

[Burt Macklin 19038]

7 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Rumor on the Bama boards that BoB is gone and that they are going to hire Pruitt in some role. 

Saban really doesn't give a fuck about the NCAA. 

Saban was dumb for ever hiring BoB. Might’ve cost him a title. A good OC has Bama with way more points than 9 at half. 

Edited January 14, 2022 by Burt Macklin

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

"Herb, you need to learn how to connect with today's youths"

Herb:

 

 

Edited January 14, 2022 by Ricky's one-hitter

[WinningIsHard 4055]

13 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Saban was dumb for ever hiring BoB. Might’ve cost him a title. A good OC has Bama with way more points than 9 at half. 

7 national championships, but surly finds a way to criticize saban. L O L. Makes you wonder if God decided to coach Texas we would bitch about his staff hires.