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4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm not really that big on doing an announcement for this.  All it does is potentially diminish PK and unless we are going to fire him(yes we should have), I don't want that.

Just pay Patterson handsomely to fix it.  Will be interesting to get his take on our S&C.

If we're hiring a hall of fame coach as an analyst, we should probably put that out there. 

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe if PK didn’t coordinate a historical bad defense this wouldn’t diminish him. 

yes I know.  I wanted him fired.  we kept him and he has to recruit.  what is your point?

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're hiring a hall of fame coach as an analyst, we should probably put that out there. 

Announcement, yes. Press conference, no. I’d be shocked otherwise 

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're hiring a hall of fame coach as an analyst, we should probably put that out there. 

A release is fine.  no need for a presser.

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I hope they don’t release anything, Sark gives Chip Brown the finger when asked during his next press conference and they let people continue to piss themselves thinking nothing is changing then BAM….Day 1 of spring ball Gary tweets out a single hook ‘em emoji.

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

 

I was responding to this. Why would we not announce it?

 

OK I should have said presser announcement.  press release is fine.

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He's been in since late December, but they wanted to stagger the coaching hire announcements. Don't know why other than to troll you fuckheads.

my guess is they didn't want a bunch of questions about PK status on the trail and at other Sark pressers. 

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1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

I hope they don’t release anything, Sark gives Chip Brown the finger when asked during his next press conference and they let people continue to piss themselves thinking nothing is changing then BAM….Day 1 of spring ball Gary tweets out a single hook ‘em emoji.

I hope they don't announce it ever even though Patterson is clearly at Texas. Like totally deny that it's Gary Patterson.

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51 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Question about analyst rules. They can't coach players in practice or during games, but they can be in the booth during games, right? 

Jerry Kill wore the headset during games but they claimed that it was 'listen only'. 

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I suppose Patterson was interning for Special Asst to Head Coach hoping it would turn into a full time gig.  wonder if he went to lunch with the other interns and GA's.

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hey, where's your mustache and glasses?' -- Bobby V on the 20th anniversary  of his dugout disguise

Like have him wear a fake moustache and shit.

that never gets old.  the best part is it was the same game so he had some fake moustache in his office at the ready.  

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Question about analyst rules. They can't coach players in practice or during games, but they can be in the booth during games, right? 

They can’t legally. The Bama analysts are caught on camera doing it all the time. 

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11 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

that never gets old.  the best part is it was the same game so he had some fake moustache in his office at the ready.  

He used eye black stickers. I can't get the link to post because I am an old, but ESPN interviewed him on the 20th anniversary of the game.

 

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12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They can’t legally. The Bama analysts are caught on camera doing it all the time. 

Yeah, Analysts pretty much can do whatever Saban wants at Bama.  Not sure how Saban gets away with all the shady shit that goes on at the Bama program... 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

About GP.

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I think the guy below works in the AD.

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Laundry Guy is literally a laundry guy for the team (supposedly). He posted a bunch of facility interior pics before they were public so seems legit. I also haven't seen him try to break any other "inside news" like typical trolls would.

Funny because of course the other posters are asking how many new staff members he'll need for GP's towels lol

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Idk if schools would typically do an official formal announcement for a hire like GP, but they would typically let the press know and have it reported more openly. Maybe they're just waiting for a better PR time. Agree that they should be getting that news out.

18 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, Analysts pretty much can do whatever Saban wants at Bama.  Not sure how Saban gets away with all the shady shit that goes on at the Bama program... 

Have you met the NCAA? Pretty sure analyst duties are way down the list of issues for them to (not) deal with

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21 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, Analysts pretty much can do whatever Saban wants at Bama.  Not sure how Saban gets away with all the shady shit that goes on at the Bama program... 

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Bama AD: There is nothing to see here.

SEC: But we have vid...

Bama AD: I said there is nothing to see here. Maybe it was Tennessee, you're thinking about. 

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8 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

In regards to GP, sometimes I get the impression this might happen.

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Didn't Sark say something akin to "we need to figure out if we wanted him?" I had always imagined it was difficult to swallow our pride and acknowledge that we needed his help . Something like this

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29 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, Analysts pretty much can do whatever Saban wants at Bama.  Not sure how Saban gets away with all the shady shit that goes on at the Bama program... 

Don't worry, some other school will feel the wrath of the NCAA for Bama's shenanigans.

NCAA does not fuck around when it comes to laying down the law....upon the smaller institutions.

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

I suspect Bianco will release a three or four paragraph statement about noon or 1pm revealing GP has joined the staff, using the job title in the legally required posting, Special Assistant to the Head Coach. It will include a brief platitude from Sark about Patterson’s experience and competitiveness, a gushing quote from Patterson about his respect for the program and Sarkisian’s brilliance, and a description of the role. I doubt there will be an on camera availability, unless the media can talk Bianco into it. TV people don’t come in before 1 (they work till 11) unless there’s a scheduled event, so a media scrum probably won’t happen before 2 or so, unless they’ve been tipped, and that hasn’t happened because we haven’t seen a tweet about one.

(Bianco currently copying and pasting this post)

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33 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Don't worry, some other school will feel the wrath of the NCAA for Bama's shenanigans.

NCAA does not fuck around when it comes to laying down the law....upon the smaller institutions.

aggy would make for a fine scapegoat. 

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2 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Analysts can be on the field or the booth. They can’t “coach” a player directly, but can certainly still talk to them. They can be involved in time out huddles. And in the offices or building, they can watch film or talk football at all times with players. 

Gary Patterson on the sideline next year  in huddle, rubbing his belly while staring at the sky..

"So if I were an LB, not that I am, on this next play I would fake a red dog and cover the flare. I'm not a coach and I am specifically not acting like one, just so everyone is aware.."

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Posted
5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Gary Patterson on the sideline next year  in huddle, rubbing his belly while staring at the sky..

"So if I were an LB, not that I am, on this next play I would fake a red dog and cover the flare. I'm not a coach and I am specifically not acting like one, just so everyone is aware.."

Curious to see what GP's gameday role will be. Does he take Gideon's spot in the booth next to PK, does he stand on the sideline, or neither? 

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2 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Analysts can be on the field or the booth. They can’t “coach” a player directly, but can certainly still talk to them. They can be involved in time out huddles. And in the offices or building, they can watch film or talk football at all times with players. 

Analysts can't watch film with players only.  They can't even be present at voluntary practices, workouts, or study.  They can generate film for players to study, but the analysts and players can only watch film together in team film sessions, and analysts cannot provide sport instruction during this time nor ever.

The rules aren't very bright line and often don't make sense.

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25 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Analysts can't watch film with players only.  They can't even be present at voluntary practices, workouts, or study.  They can generate film for players to study, but the analysts and players can only watch film together in team film sessions, and analysts cannot provide sport instruction during this time nor ever.

The rules aren't very bright line and often don't make sense.

so could they just add a voice over to the film and let the player watch it by himself?

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1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Curious to see what GP's gameday role will be. Does he take Gideon's spot in the booth next to PK, does he stand on the sideline, or neither? 

He's going to make the towel boys quit.

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2 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

HCIW seems a plausible title 🤔

This would be hilarious. What is Sark, 47 years old? "You know, for whenever you leave. Whether it's next October or next December."

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33 minutes ago, Viper said:

so could they just add a voice over to the film and let the player watch it by himself?

Don't be ridiculous, with our money we will hire Sam Elliott to do the voice overs

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Posted
1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

He's going to make the towel boys quit.

I don't know about that,  I see some NIL possibilities for a creative towel boy. 

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Maybe Fat Gare can write "songs" for every occasion.  Kind of like those Faron Young BC Powder commercial jingles.  "Now you press your coverage and you take the long, and you take boundary and you take the strong."

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2 hours ago, JBJ said:

Analysts can't watch film with players only.  They can't even be present at voluntary practices, workouts, or study.  They can generate film for players to study, but the analysts and players can only watch film together in team film sessions, and analysts cannot provide sport instruction during this time nor ever.

The rules aren't very bright line and often don't make sense.

It’s akin to them not being able to “coach” from the sideline, but give broad “encouragement” haha. 

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On 1/14/2022 at 3:34 PM, NoName said:

he is so good he lasted literally 1 season at both jobs!

Saban is processing him and the play calling is literally why they lost two games this year, with a better OC they win both games.

Not really. Losing their 2 best WRs and CBs cost them the Georgia game. Hell, if Williams had not blown out his knee, Bama likely wins that game. The passing game came to a complete shit show after that injury. It took Georgia a HT to adjust, and the run game was non-existent as well. I can see why Saban will probably look to bring in another couple of WR transfers because as talented as the kids are on campus they weren't very good when they needed to step up.

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7 hours ago, JBJ said:

Analysts can't watch film with players only.  They can't even be present at voluntary practices, workouts, or study.  They can generate film for players to study, but the analysts and players can only watch film together in team film sessions, and analysts cannot provide sport instruction during this time nor ever.

The rules aren't very bright line and often don't make sense.

Or what?  The NCAA is gonna enforce rules now?  What the fuck ever.  I would call GP an “analyst” then put him on the sideline and let him act as a coordinator.     And if the NCAA says something I would tell them to fuck off.

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Curious to see what GP's gameday role will be. Does he take Gideon's spot in the booth next to PK, does he stand on the sideline, or neither? 

Coach’s coach right?

He’ll be like Stalin, a general secretary that sets the table. Telling the coaches what they need to emphasize and when. What they need to do with their plays, what they aren’t doing well, which players form the depth chart.

The man behind the man. Until he puts an ice pick through pk head while he’s on vacation in Mexico.
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the only teeth the NCAA has left is show-cause penalty.  No coach wants that on their record.

the next time they try to give a bowl/playoff penalty or scholarship penalty, my guess is the school will tell them to fuck off and may potentially sue.

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10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Not really. Losing their 2 best WRs and CBs cost them the Georgia game. Hell, if Williams had not blown out his knee, Bama likely wins that game. The passing game came to a complete shit show after that injury. It took Georgia a HT to adjust, and the run game was non-existent as well. I can see why Saban will probably look to bring in another couple of WR transfers because as talented as the kids are on campus they weren't very good when they needed to step up.

They also won close games vs Auburn, Arkansas, LSU, and Florida, and really should have lost the Auburn game at the very least. This was the worst Bama team in awhile, and the coordinators were a reason for that. 

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How often do teams make big announcements about non-coaching staff hires? 
How often are those non-coaching staff hires filled by long time head coaches of a conference foe that's had the on-field upper hand in recent years?

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