2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[SydneyCarton 48057]

36 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Who wants to tell him.

No one, because he won't fucking listen or even understand. 

[Jabberwocky 1666]

[texifornia 56864]

1 minute ago, Jabberwocky said:

2023 kid: https://247sports.com/player/mikal-harrison-pilot-46097273/

[UDontKnow 10440]

Just now, texifornia said:

2023 kid: https://247sports.com/player/mikal-harrison-pilot-46097273/

If you want a cheap laugh, check out Pilot's one Crystal Ball prediction. Yes I know the Confidence Level is 2, but still lolz.

[Jabberwocky 1666]

He just announced he is going to  Baylor's junior day this weekend.

[golfclap 6903]

5 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

He just announced he is going to  Baylor's junior day this weekend.

TCU as well. He was at Oregon last weekend and if I had a CB that would be mine - though I think a visit to Florida may change that as well. 

[Theo Aquacates 339]

13 hours ago, Jabberwocky said:

I wonder who they were talking about today...

Lol, Coach Sam was my psychology teacher senior year of HS. Lots of movie days😂

[golfclap 6903]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

2023 kid: https://247sports.com/player/mikal-harrison-pilot-46097273/

also 2023 LB Taurean York

https://247sports.com/Player/Taurean-York-46097725/

2023 FS Naeten Mitchell 

https://247sports.com/Player/Naeten-Mitchell-46114582/

and 2024 QB Reese Rumfield

 

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[MoJames 8244]

Where do I get this coat?

[HenryJames 66038]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

2023 kid: https://247sports.com/player/mikal-harrison-pilot-46097273/

 

[Red Five 40845]

All your hyphen safeties belong to us. 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Where do I get this coat?

It seems that coat is no longer made, as those sweatshops have moved on to other Nike products..  The closest thing in appearance is probably this.

https://www.fanatics.com/mens_nike_black_texas_longhorns_av-15_2.0_pullover_hoodie/t-35358647+o-38+d-0106440483+f-7568531+z-9-292091566?utm_medium=cse&_s=GPA_CA&sku=15433838

 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 hour ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

From the looks of this tweet, they were expecting Choate instead of Marion

[Daichee Bell 2925]

10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It seems that coat is no longer made, as those sweatshops have moved on to other Nike products..  The closest thing in appearance is probably this.

https://www.fanatics.com/mens_nike_black_texas_longhorns_av-15_2.0_pullover_hoodie/t-35358647+o-38+d-0106440483+f-7568531+z-9-292091566?utm_medium=cse&_s=GPA_CA&sku=15433838

 

This one fucking rocks. 

https://www.latlmes.com/breaking/burnt-orange-top-under-hood-1

[Jabberwocky 1666]

What does it all mean?

[Viper 12103]

5 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

What does it all mean?

 

[Llewelyn Moss 207]

7 hours ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

I think there’s a Denny’s in Lindale

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

41 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

What does it all mean?

He loves tweeting song lyrics. I'm impressed of the breath of the genres.

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

23 hours ago, kwood4408 said:

Good to see Choate is in the high school football hotbed of Kansas City.

He's looking for the next Nick Bolton. Calm your tits down.

[futureman 22444]

32 minutes ago, Llewelyn Moss said:

I think there’s a Denny’s in Lindale

mike williams is the manager there now. 

[futureman 22444]

On 1/26/2022 at 10:44 PM, Hornlover said:

I'm guessing Baylor will sign all of the Raypec players.

robbing a young woman of her innocence is nothing to joke about. 

[Napoleon 8661]

7 hours ago, MoJames said:

Where do I get this coat?

Wait in the parking lot until the evening. When you see a bowling ball-headed Armenian guy with a disappearing chin, jump out and clock him on the back of the head. You have about 15 to 20 seconds of confusion time to pull the jacket off of him and get the hell out of their before his assistant’s girlfriend’s monkey attacks you, so be fast. 

[MoJames 8244]

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Wait in the parking lot until the evening. When you see a bowling ball-headed Armenian guy with a disappearing chin, jump out and clock him on the back of the head. You have about 15 to 20 seconds of confusion time to pull the jacket off of him and get the hell out of their before his assistant’s girlfriend’s monkey attacks you, so be fast. 

[Napoleon 8661]

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

…and get the hell out of their* before his assistant’s girlfriend’s monkey attacks you, so be fast. 

*there

 

[too late to edit…
 

…but not too late to get one of those jackets]

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

On 1/27/2022 at 6:39 AM, South Austin said:

Deep fried, apparently.

[Tex-19 2872]

Kinda cool to see

 

[Viper 12103]

so our players are making so much nil money they can hire our own staff away from us?

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

58 minutes ago, Viper said:

so our players are making so much nil money they can hire our own staff away from us?

 
That’s gotta be good for the sport

[Bevo14 8303]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

so our players are making so much nil money they can hire our own staff away from us?

[satyanash 14475]

15 hours ago, Viper said:

Blake Shelton sucks. Only so many times you can sing about trucks, beer and dirt roads before it gets obnoxious.

[satyanash 14475]

2x post

Edited January 28, 2022 by satyanash

[satyanash 14475]

3x post

Edited January 28, 2022 by satyanash

[Tree Fidy 1176]

Triple-posting to make sure we all know how strongly you feel about Blake Shelton?

[closetojumping 62565]

3 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Triple-posting to make sure we all know how strongly you feel about Blake Shelton?

Credit where it is due, ol'sarvanaash certainly knows how to be emphatic when he needs to show his disdain.

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Only so many times you can say Blake Shelton sucks before it gets obnoxious. 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

26 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Blake Shelton sucks. Only so many times you can sing about trucks, beer and dirt roads before it gets obnoxious.

Old Blake Shelton was good. 

[satyanash 14475]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Old Blake Shelton was good. 

Flatland Cavalry, Mike and the Moonpies blow anything Shelton ever did out of the water.

[satyanash 14475]

58 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Yes, the market has spoken on this, and it’s been conclusively found that you can only sing about those things 1,000,000,000,000,004 times before country music consumers have had enough.

That's on Nashville. When every label only signs musicians who fit into the same box, their music becomes homogeneous.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

What’s all the tweets about?

[ATXbronco 4062]

I live in Round Rock and when I'm out walking my dogs, I'll hear cars drive past all the time with the music blasting.

And 39 out of 40 cars are blasting the rap music.  I'm sure there are multiple genre's but I don't know enough about them so I file it all under "rap".

And I don't mean the good rap like Run DMC, Fat Boys, Grandmaster Flash or even NWA.

 

When I moved here 16 years ago, my first thought was... "I've never seen so many white people before".  

But...
Where's all the rock?

Where's all the country?

Am I too old to meet people who also like rock and roll?

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I live in Round Rock and when I'm out walking my dogs, I'll hear cars drive past all the time with the music blasting.

And 39 out of 40 cars are blasting the rap music.  I'm sure there are multiple genre's but I don't know enough about them so I file it all under "rap".

And I don't mean the good rap like Run DMC, Fat Boys, Grandmaster Flash or even NWA.

 

When I moved here 16 years ago, my first thought was... "I've never seen so many white people before".  

But...
Where's all the rock?

Where's all the country?

Am I too old to meet people who also like rock and roll?

Country and pop sound the same. Rock a far a radio is dead. Just have stations playing older stuff. Rap is most popular music genres in us

[hook me 2092]

7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I live in Round Rock and when I'm out walking my dogs, I'll hear cars drive past all the time with the music blasting.

And 39 out of 40 cars are blasting the rap music.  I'm sure there are multiple genre's but I don't know enough about them so I file it all under "rap".

And I don't mean the good rap like Run DMC, Fat Boys, Grandmaster Flash or even NWA.

 

When I moved here 16 years ago, my first thought was... "I've never seen so many white people before".  

But...
Where's all the rock?

Where's all the country?

Am I too old to meet people who also like rock and roll?

.... granddad is that you?

Edited January 28, 2022 by hook me

[texifornia 56864]

14 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

And I don't mean the good rap like Run DMC, Fat Boys, Grandmaster Flash or even NWA.

Teenagers historically don't listen to oldies stations.

Edited January 28, 2022 by texifornia

[Getafix 28567]

 

Apologies for interrupting the convo about country/rap/shit - Napier just hired the 50th member of his staff.

 

Gators coach Billy Napier poaches from LA Clippers for 50th staff hire
Zach Abolverdi
 

Tamsyn Stonebarger Gators
Gators coach Billy Napier's latest hire is Tamsyn Stonebarger, who will serve as associate director of digital strategy.
Tamsyn Stonebarger has joined Florida’s staff as associate director of digital strategy, Gators coach Billy Napier announced Friday.

Stonebarger comes to UF after spending the 2021 season with the Los Angeles Clippers as a social media associate. During her time with the NBA franchise, Stonebarger played a key role in the Clippers’ social media efforts throughout the team’s Western Conference Finals run.

Prior to Los Angeles, Stonebarger served as a social media specialist from 2019-21 at Washington State University, where she led all social media efforts of the athletic department. Before serving on the Cougars’ staff, she was a digital media coordinator at Texas A&M University – Corpus Christi (2017-18).

A native of Austin, Texas, Stonebarger graduated from Arizona State University in 2016 with a bachelor’s degree in journalism. During her time at ASU, she worked as part of the Sun Devils football recruiting and operations efforts.

Stonebarger joins Napier’s Army
Stonebarger is the 50th hire announced by Napier and the 34th off-the-field staffer for the Gators.

Sean Spencer (co-defensive coordinator/defensive line), Patrick Toney (co-defensive coordinator/safeties), Corey Raymond (cornerbacks), Mike Peterson (outside linebackers) and Jay Bateman (inside linebackers) are the defensive coaches on staff.

Rob Sale (offensive coordinator/offensive line), Jabbar Juluke (running backs), Darnell Stapleton (offensive line), Keary Colbert (receivers) and William Peagler (tight ends) round out the coaching staff.

A pair of analysts who will assist the on-field coaches are Ryan O’Hara (quarterbacks – Napier) and Jamar Chaney (linebackers – Peterson).

Additionally, Napier has tapped Mark Hocke to run the strength and conditioning program. Hocke will be joined by Joe Danos, Karmichael Dunbar, Tiger Jones, Edward Thompson and Alex Watkins.

“We’re going to hire an army of people here. We’re going to create an infrastructure not only in the personnel department but also from on-campus recruiting, creative media, name, image, and likeness. We’ve got a great vision for the organization that we’re going to create here,” Napier said during his introductory press conference.

 

[MajorTexas 69]

23 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I live in Round Rock and when I'm out walking my dogs, I'll hear cars drive past all the time with the music blasting.

And 39 out of 40 cars are blasting the rap music.  I'm sure there are multiple genre's but I don't know enough about them so I file it all under "rap".

And I don't mean the good rap like Run DMC, Fat Boys, Grandmaster Flash or even NWA.

 

When I moved here 16 years ago, my first thought was... "I've never seen so many white people before".  

But...
Where's all the rock?

Where's all the country?

Am I too old to meet people who also like rock and roll?

 

[Thiefery 4995]

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Apologies for interrupting the convo about country/rap/shit - Napier just hired the 50th member of his staff.

 

Gators coach Billy Napier poaches from LA Clippers for 50th staff hire
Zach Abolverdi
 

Tamsyn Stonebarger Gators
Gators coach Billy Napier's latest hire is Tamsyn Stonebarger, who will serve as associate director of digital strategy.
Tamsyn Stonebarger has joined Florida’s staff as associate director of digital strategy, Gators coach Billy Napier announced Friday.

Stonebarger comes to UF after spending the 2021 season with the Los Angeles Clippers as a social media associate. During her time with the NBA franchise, Stonebarger played a key role in the Clippers’ social media efforts throughout the team’s Western Conference Finals run.

Prior to Los Angeles, Stonebarger served as a social media specialist from 2019-21 at Washington State University, where she led all social media efforts of the athletic department. Before serving on the Cougars’ staff, she was a digital media coordinator at Texas A&M University – Corpus Christi (2017-18).

A native of Austin, Texas, Stonebarger graduated from Arizona State University in 2016 with a bachelor’s degree in journalism. During her time at ASU, she worked as part of the Sun Devils football recruiting and operations efforts.

Stonebarger joins Napier’s Army
Stonebarger is the 50th hire announced by Napier and the 34th off-the-field staffer for the Gators.

Sean Spencer (co-defensive coordinator/defensive line), Patrick Toney (co-defensive coordinator/safeties), Corey Raymond (cornerbacks), Mike Peterson (outside linebackers) and Jay Bateman (inside linebackers) are the defensive coaches on staff.

Rob Sale (offensive coordinator/offensive line), Jabbar Juluke (running backs), Darnell Stapleton (offensive line), Keary Colbert (receivers) and William Peagler (tight ends) round out the coaching staff.

A pair of analysts who will assist the on-field coaches are Ryan O’Hara (quarterbacks – Napier) and Jamar Chaney (linebackers – Peterson).

Additionally, Napier has tapped Mark Hocke to run the strength and conditioning program. Hocke will be joined by Joe Danos, Karmichael Dunbar, Tiger Jones, Edward Thompson and Alex Watkins.

“We’re going to hire an army of people here. We’re going to create an infrastructure not only in the personnel department but also from on-campus recruiting, creative media, name, image, and likeness. We’ve got a great vision for the organization that we’re going to create here,” Napier said during his introductory press conference.

 

@texasstrong12 is going to need a minute reading this..

 

[texifornia 56864]

9 minutes ago, MajorTexas said:

 

No clip has ever so perfectly encapsulated the experience of listening to Bob Dylan.

Edited January 28, 2022 by texifornia