2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[mr. sunshine 2,827]

6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

More than enough to live off of 

Plus that extra $20 for work clothes. Sweet 

[UTEE97 3,521]

50 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

'member when we were paying Charlie Strong to tank the USF program?

I 'member. This one must sting a lot more given that he is coaching at their in-state rival.

[cochamps 1,879]

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I 'member. This one must sting a lot more given that he is coaching at their in-state rival.

yeah, I don't think anyone gave a rat's ass about S Florida.  I did not care. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

'member when we were paying Charlie Strong to tank the USF program?

I remember being pissed in principle that we were paying his salary to coach there, but in hindsight I think we got the better end of the deal. They had to have him as a coach, after all.

[nunna yo bizness 1,687]

9 hours ago, OB3 said:

 

I don't know.  $150,000 will barely cover the towel laundering costs.

[T-shirt Sip 2,103]

3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Plus that extra $20 for work clothes. Sweet 

Sweat. 

[ousux 5,597]

I get a kick out of the fact that TCU is paying their living legend to coach at Texas. We are just footing the bill for his discretionary spending.

The only kick is to my own ass for not going into coaching as a profession..

[Foosters 17,856]

2 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I don't know.  $150,000 will barely cover the towel laundering costs.

where are you getting your towels laundered

[UTEE97 3,521]

9 hours ago, ousux said:

14 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I get a kick out of the fact that TCU is paying their living legend to coach at Texas. We are just footing the bill for his discretionary spending.

The only kick is to my own ass for not going into coaching as a profession..

[Teryor 4,474]

We get to see an old friend next year!

[Getafix 28,620]

8 minutes ago, Teryor said:

We get to see an old friend next year!

 

 

We will have his Kryptonite on the sidelines.

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

[RollLeft 5,045]

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

We will have his Kryptonite on the sidelines.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

 

just his?

[SuperSport 1,333]

Must've been too many women romancing each other in Ruston.

[Armybrat 40,844]

21 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

More than enough to live off of and not touch that buyout money from TCU.

Haven’t been to Austin lately?

[SydneyCarton 48,106]

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

We get to see an old friend next year!

I'm kind of amazed that spare has progressed in the coaching ranks. 

[Huckleberry 32,861]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I'm kind of amazed that spare has progressed in the coaching ranks. 

Are you really? How many stories of failing upward do we need to see? Greg Davis won an award for being the best at his job in the entire country. That's how well the industry judges coaching performance. 

[SydneyCarton 48,106]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Are you really? How many stories of failing upward do we need to see? Greg Davis won an award for being the best at his job in the entire country. That's how well the industry judges coaching performance. 

Fair point. But that also doesn't mean I don't still have a WTF moment every single time someone hires Shawn Watson. It'd be like telling me that Tristan Nicholson is moving up the coaching ranks as well. Da fuk?

[Vertigo 20,285]

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fair point. But that also doesn't mean I don't still have a WTF moment every single time someone hires Shawn Watson. It'd be like telling me that Tristan Nicholson is moving up the coaching ranks as well. Da fuk?

Understanding football mentally and getting your body to do what your mind wants to do are two distinctly different things. I mean, in my mind I know I can beat CTJ in a footrace and throw a football clear over them mountains. 

Edited February 10, 2022 by Vertigo

[closetohumping 17,442]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm kind of amazed that spare has progressed in the coaching ranks. 

You need a coach who has a code of ethics that includes “no girls romancing each other” on visits

[Michael Knight 12,977]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fair point. But that also doesn't mean I don't still have a WTF moment every single time someone hires Shawn Watson. It'd be like telling me that Tristan Nicholson is moving up the coaching ranks as well. Da fuk?

those who can, do ; those who can't , coach

[Dbeasy 15,051]

18 hours ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

Oh shittt! He only going to sign 1 star players. 

[Michael Knight 12,977]

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Oh shittt! He only going to sign 1 star players. 

he clearly emphasized multiple stars

[dcar00 14,208]

On 2/9/2022 at 11:57 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Wait a minute... that cunt Lucy had a last name? Am I going to get crowd sourced for not knowing that? 

no but we are gonna blow your fucking mind when we tell you who Lucy's brother was...and they weren't the only Van Pelt siblings.

[ATXbronco 4,065]

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

he clearly emphasized multiple stars

Everybody knows what he means, but it reads to me as he's going to sign multiple one-star players.

I like his online enthusiasm but I always have to re-read his posts a couple times before understanding.

[Michael Knight 12,977]

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Everybody knows what he means, but it reads to me as he's going to sign multiple one-star players.

I like his online enthusiasm but I always have to re-read his posts a couple times before understanding.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

 

[Hornlover 8,830]

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

those who can, do ; those who can't , coach

those who can't coach, become analysts

[Dbeasy 15,051]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

those who can't coach, become analysts

Those who are shitty analysts post all day on Surly. 

[hook me 2,092]

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Those who are shitty analysts post all day on Surly. 

*make $9.95 per subscriber.

[Ignatius 4,017]

On 2/9/2022 at 12:57 PM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Wait a minute... that cunt Lucy had a last name? Am I going to get crowd sourced for not knowing that? 

Dude if you’re over 50 you should set yourself on fire…

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

3 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

OMG, he lost me in the first 30 seconds

[Vertigo 20,285]

15 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

OMG, he lost me in the first 30 seconds

Does this mean you are going to sign with Texags?

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

47 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Does this mean you are going to sign with Texags?

No, but he's a boring ass speaker

[OB3 3,624]

Don’t see Sark as a golf kinda guy 

[texifornia 56,961]

6 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Don’t see Sark as a golf kinda guy 

Bro-y SoCal dudes usually love golf. Bet he misses drinking on the course, though.

[SydneyCarton 48,106]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Bro-y SoCal dudes usually love golf. Bet he misses drinking on the course, though.

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

18 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

No, but he's a boring ass speaker

[Foosters 17,856]

15 hours ago, OB3 said:

Don’t see Sark as a golf kinda guy 

An American male, former college quarterback, now in his 40's with millions of dollars, and a bit of extra weight around the gut?

Nah, probably into Tai Chi....

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

 

[Hank_Hill 18,807]

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

Bro-y SoCal dudes usually love golf. Bet he misses drinking on the course, though.

Forgot he was an alcoholic for a sec and thought there was an atrocious state law I had missed/been violating

[honolulu horn 6,158]

I don't understand want Joseph or Marion are saying half the time. But Marion makes me want to play for him. Joseph makes me want to sleep. 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

4 hours ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

He calls that play "Mesh Wheel". Quite interesting

 

[ousux 5,597]

I don't understand want Joseph or Marion are saying half the time. But Marion makes me want to play for him. Joseph makes me want to sleep. 

4 likes and not a single "oh the irony" post? Surly is slipping

[Napoleon 8,679]

5 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I don't understand want Joseph or Marion are saying half the time. But Marion makes me want to play for him. Joseph makes me want to sleep. 

Marion is sayin:

FUCK THE HATERS!

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

 

[Horn Dog 9,855]

On 2/11/2022 at 8:48 PM, ousux said:

4 likes and not a single "oh the irony" post? Surly is slipping

Want are you trying to say?

[ousux 5,597]

Want are you trying to say?

Read what he really wrote, not what your mind automatically resolves it to be..

"I dont understand WANT Joseph or Marion are saying half the time"

[OB3 3,624]

 

[Horn Dog 9,855]

4 hours ago, ousux said:

Read what he really wrote, not what your mind automatically resolves it to be..

"I dont understand WANT Joseph or Marion are saying half the time"

Oh the irony.