2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[Post Oak 20257]

15 hours ago, OB3 said:

 

 

[ousux 5601]

Imagine you wake from a 10 year coma and someone shows you that pic and says "one of these guys is HC of UT football, one is a Longhorn analyst, the other head coach for a completely different team...how many get it right?

[NoName 16371]

10 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

 

I can’t help but think . . .

. . . some plumber absolutely earned his money cleaning up the mess left after this golf event. 

 

Derek Warehime was invited?!

[Mother mopar 3324]

A lot of c cups there

Could be their pituitary gland is producing too much prolactin, therefore, giving them enlarged breast tissue...or it could be moobs.

[BurntOrange&White 39973]

[Laga4 1270]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Don't know shit about S&C,  but I know we were bad ass when Dana was here.  

This has to be a good move. 

[Michael Knight 12994]

On 5/13/2022 at 10:54 AM, ousux said:

Imagine you wake from a 10 year coma and someone shows you that pic and says "one of these guys is HC of UT football, one is a Longhorn analyst, the other head coach for a completely different team...how many get it right?

I feel like I've got pretty good odds considering only 2 are wearing longhorns gear

[Big Woodrows 4200]

 

[LTtxfan 49333]

 

Edited May 18, 2022 by LTtxfan

[Eggo 3992]

 

[Jebus 1327]

On 5/13/2022 at 7:06 AM, Post Oak said:

 

We talking about those moobs or recruiting evals here?

[Hornlover 8830]

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Wasn't it 1000 degrees yesterday in San Antonio? 

[Codaxx 5831]

5 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Wasn't it 1000 degrees yesterday in San Antonio? 

in the shade

[Eggo 3992]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Wasn't it 1000 degrees yesterday in San Antonio? 

It's 1000 degrees every day here. 

[CoachTex 2629]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Wasn't it 1000 degrees yesterday in San Antonio? 

Welcome to South Texas. Just another spring day here.

[Hornlover 8830]

I ask because Marion is dressed like it's 75-cent pitcher night at Dance Across Texas, not chat with coaches and recruits on an astroturf field when it's 1000 degrees outside. 

[Eggo 3992]

33 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I ask because Marion is dressed like it's 75-cent pitcher night at Dance Across Texas, not chat with coaches and recruits on an astroturf field when it's 1000 degrees outside. 

You don't feel the heat when you've got ice water in your veins. 

[Tex-19 2872]

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

[RollLeft 5045]

12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

Damn.  

[cochamps 1879]

28 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

And all this time I thought Pete was regarded.

[Scholz 11956]

God bless you, Sark.

[Lou_Sassle 2887]

51 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

See @closetojumping, and you said sark would never deliver a championship to Texas.

[Goodman 3273]

1 hour ago, cochamps said:

And all this time I thought Pete was regarded.

He was. For trusting Sark.

[cochamps 1879]

4 minutes ago, Goodman said:

He was. For trusting Sark.

Good point.

[The Gimp 349]

6 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

Sark was QB coach.

[LTtxfan 49333]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

25 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Sark was QB coach.

Wasn't Norm Chow the OC?

[Hank_Hill 18893]

Right call Sark

[LTtxfan 49333]

 

 

Edited May 19, 2022 by LTtxfan
messed up

[LTtxfan 49333]

 

[Goodman 3273]

55 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Marion is the f'n best.

[Chuckie Finster 22727]

Can’t believe this guy was a subpar recruiter.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5403]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can’t believe this guy was a subpar recruiter.
 

At least that one idiot would take him over Marion because he's not tweeting out rhymes. 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

7 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

At least that one idiot would take him over Marion because he's not tweeting out rhymes. 

[Goodman 3273]

8 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

At least that one idiot would take him over Marion because he's not tweeting out rhymes. 

Sark’s first staff had/has some real question marks.

[LTtxfan 49333]

 

[LTtxfan 49333]

 

[Genghis 637]

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

How convenient that he happens to stop in and see Malzahn at UCF the same day Tucker Dorsey the JMU LB is visiting UCF.. .

[LTtxfan 49333]

 

[Vito Andolini 9127]

I looked it up to refresh my memory, Malzahn was OC at Tulsa with Marion in 2007/08, and BM dropped a BM on the opposition, averaging a ridiculous 28.7 yards a reception for his career (83 catches). These numbers are from Wikipedia, so if they are wrong, blame my laziness.

[Chango 227]

Can’t believe this guy was a subpar recruiter.

When was college football about educating young women?

[victory88 5669]

Coleman was an absolute terrible recruiter and a bad coach as well.  He developed 1 player at KSU a long time ago and somehow managed to get promoted from analyst to our WR coach.  Herman is a damn moron for promoting him and I still question how Sark thought it would be good to retain him but let go someone like Hutzler.

[Goodman 3273]

29 minutes ago, Chango said:

When was college football about educating young women?

[Foosters 17883]

7 hours ago, Chango said:

When was college football about educating young women?

When they don't listen the first time?

[Scholz 11956]

Old Dirty Bastard!

[UDontKnow 10447]

15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Old Dirty Bastard!

*Ole Freak Nasty.

But since you mentioned ODB.

 

FWIW, I can totally see Ole Freak Nasty singing these lyrics.

[Scholz 11956]

Ol Freak Nasty right

[LTtxfan 49333]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Ol Freak Nasty right

Sibling is Old Trapper

 

[BurntOrange&White 39973]

Holy shit the audacity! @ATexanAbroad is not going to like this 

 

 

 

Edited May 23, 2022 by BurntOrange&White

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Holy shit the audacity! @ATexanAbroad is not going to like this 

 

 

 

@ATexanAbroad probably: *you're