2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[Gil Bang 26,249]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

If we're loading up on towels do we reach out to Mangino while we're at it?

Mangino requires a stick to go with his towels

[UTEE97 3,938]

My sources are telling me CDC placed a big order of new towels. Here is the live footage from the factory.

 

[UncleBuck 6,455]

14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

and it only cost us a large shipment of towels

But with the supply-chain issues I'm not sure we'll be able to keep him properly supplied. I hear his towels are of a custom stitch count.

[BurntOrange&White 42,005]

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Patterson would be such an incredible hire which is why it probably wont happen, we dont get nice things. Plus, if the defense sucks next year, you fire PK midseason and let Patterson try and fix it. If that doesnt work you are cleaning house anyway and it only cost us a large shipment of towels

That just proves you should have fired PK the off-season prior imo

[Getafix 29,461]

So about a certain former Big 12 coach ...

Chip Brown

 

Spoiler

So about a certain former Big 12 coach ...

Chip Brown

... Here's what we can say about the rumblings involving former TCU coach Gary Patterson and Texas:

There's legit smoke but no fire at this point.

Patterson, a top-notch defensive mind with knowledge of the Big 12, is obviously close with Chris Del Conte, who served as GP's athletic director at TCU. And Patterson's wife, Kelsey, is close with former Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds, because Kelsey used to do some work in Dodds' office when she was a student at UT majoring in communications back in the day.

So, the bottom line is Del Conte knows Patterson well, but Steve Sarkisian doesn't. If there's a role for Patterson, as an analyst or something else, and it works both ways, Sarkisian has a conduit to help make that match happen. Patterson is also drawing interest for other oppportunities. So, as we said, there's legit smoke - and the makings for fire - but there's no fire at this point.

It could develop or it might not.

But we've got our eyes on it and will keep you posted.

 

 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

The thought of our media and Patterson together is funny. 

Patterson might murder somebody like Chip Brown. 

Edited December 2, 2021 by texasstrong12

[UncleSonny 6,798]

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

It could develop or it might not.

 

Great stuff as always Chip

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Just now, Getafix said:

So about a certain former Big 12 coach ...

Chip Brown

 

  Hide contents

So about a certain former Big 12 coach ...

Chip Brown

... Here's what we can say about the rumblings involving former TCU coach Gary Patterson and Texas:

There's legit smoke but no fire at this point.

Patterson, a top-notch defensive mind with knowledge of the Big 12, is obviously close with Chris Del Conte, who served as GP's athletic director at TCU. And Patterson's wife, Kelsey, is close with former Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds, because Kelsey used to do some work in Dodds' office when she was a student at UT majoring in communications back in the day.

So, the bottom line is Del Conte knows Patterson well, but Steve Sarkisian doesn't. If there's a role for Patterson, as an analyst or something else, and it works both ways, Sarkisian has a conduit to help make that match happen. Patterson is also drawing interest for other oppportunities. So, as we said, there's legit smoke - and the makings for fire - but there's no fire at this point.

It could develop or it might not.

But we've got our eyes on it and will keep you posted.

 

 

Knew I should have spent the 995 on Chip instead of Burnt Ends. I mean where else can you get:

"Where there's smoke there's fire.... except for in this case. There's no fire. But maybe there is idk? The athletic director does know the guy. The coach? He doesn't. So maybe he'll come here. Maybe he won't. Thanks ttyl"

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

 

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

The though of our media and Patterson together is funny. 

Patterson might murder somebody like Chip Brown. 

Yet another excellent reason to make the hire!

[Texas Wahoo 3,631]

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There's legit smoke but no fire at this point.

Does FCB not know how fire and smoke work?

[Bevo14 8,470]

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Does FCB not know how fire and smoke work?

He doesn't know his head from his asshole so...

Edited December 2, 2021 by Bevo14

[Getafix 29,461]

18 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

The thought of our media and Patterson together is funny. 

Patterson might murder somebody like Chip Brown. 

 

"Well, Gary, we have the ultimate perk for you.  You know how you always wanted to strangle someone every time a DB missed an assignment?

You can do that.  We're giving a guy a sideline pass.

Here's his pic.  (It's his best one.)  Have fun."

 

 

Edited December 2, 2021 by Getafix

[ztejas 44,281]

20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Kelsey used to do some work in Dodds' office when she was a student at UT majoring in communications back in the day.

Oh so his wife worked a bit for the Texas AD now separated by like 4 ADs 30 years ago.

Well I'm convinced. 

[Daichee Bell 3,099]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

TCU asking him to retire and him telling them fuck off so they mutually part ways may have lit a fire under his ass.

There's an old saying....Hell hath no fury like a sweaty, fat guy scorned. 

[The Beast 585]

24 minutes ago, Getafix said:

So about a certain former Big 12 coach ...

Chip Brown

 

  Reveal hidden contents

So about a certain former Big 12 coach ...

Chip Brown

... Here's what we can say about the rumblings involving former TCU coach Gary Patterson and Texas:

There's legit smoke but no fire at this point.

Patterson, a top-notch defensive mind with knowledge of the Big 12, is obviously close with Chris Del Conte, who served as GP's athletic director at TCU. And Patterson's wife, Kelsey, is close with former Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds, because Kelsey used to do some work in Dodds' office when she was a student at UT majoring in communications back in the day.

So, the bottom line is Del Conte knows Patterson well, but Steve Sarkisian doesn't. If there's a role for Patterson, as an analyst or something else, and it works both ways, Sarkisian has a conduit to help make that match happen. Patterson is also drawing interest for other oppportunities. So, as we said, there's legit smoke - and the makings for fire - but there's no fire at this point.

It could develop or it might not.

But we've got our eyes on it and will keep you posted.

 

 

Hard hitting reporting right there. 

[dcar00 14,995]

32 minutes ago, Getafix said:

So about a certain former Big 12 coach ...

Chip Brown

 

  Hide contents

So about a certain former Big 12 coach ...

Chip Brown

... Here's what we can say about the rumblings involving former TCU coach Gary Patterson and Texas:

There's legit smoke but no fire at this point.

Patterson, a top-notch defensive mind with knowledge of the Big 12, is obviously close with Chris Del Conte, who served as GP's athletic director at TCU. And Patterson's wife, Kelsey, is close with former Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds, because Kelsey used to do some work in Dodds' office when she was a student at UT majoring in communications back in the day.

So, the bottom line is Del Conte knows Patterson well, but Steve Sarkisian doesn't. If there's a role for Patterson, as an analyst or something else, and it works both ways, Sarkisian has a conduit to help make that match happen. Patterson is also drawing interest for other oppportunities. So, as we said, there's legit smoke - and the makings for fire - but there's no fire at this point.

It could develop or it might not.

But we've got our eyes on it and will keep you posted.

 

 

might happen.....might not.  that'll be 9.95.   these guys are a riot.

[dcar00 14,995]

21 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Does FCB not know how fire and smoke work?

 

[LTtxfan 50,035]

25 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Does FCB not know how fire and smoke work?

[Hank_Hill 20,102]

Patterson as a coordinator would be a, dare I say, Sabanesque move.

[Bevo14 8,470]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Patterson as a coordinator would be a, dare I say, Sabanesque move.

I was an advocate for keeping PK unless a handful of coaches wanted the job. The sweaty man qualifies. Sark is a dumbass if he doesn't go for it, assuming Jimmy Lake or Muschamp or somebody isn't happening.

Edited December 2, 2021 by Bevo14

[HenryJames 67,464]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Patterson as a coordinator would be a, dare I say, Sabanesque move.

Saban would hire him as an analyst.

[Tex-19 3,013]

These reports kind of make it sound like it's all up to Sark at this point but that everyone else will make it happen. Now, obviously 9.95ers are known for being full of shit so that could be completely false.

[LTtxfan 50,035]

FYI:  Scipio Tex comments today on HornFm, that he's not sure GP would be good idea for Texas -- might just end up as a cancer for the program based on what GP did this past year at tcu (both on and off the field like the smu mess.)

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/mac-engel/article256291472.html

[JesusSweatDuck 18,144]

Can't wait to hear this performed on 6th street.  Does Cactus Cafe still exist?

 

 

[HtownHorn 15,231]

52 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I was an advocate for keeping PK unless a handful of coaches wanted the job. The sweaty man qualifies. Sark is a dumbass if he doesn't go for it, assuming Jimmy Lake or Muschamp or somebody isn't happening.

Yes, if you can only bring in Patterson if it means Kwiatkowski has to leave you do it everyday of the week. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,502]

I was an advocate for keeping PK unless a handful of coaches wanted the job. The sweaty man qualifies. Sark is a dumbass if he doesn't go for it, assuming Jimmy Lake or Muschamp or somebody isn't happening.

Y’all gotta get off this Lake or Muschamp kick. It’s a higher likelihood that we get Jon Gruden or name the Ryan brothers as co-DC’s.

[Hookem2147 22,050]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/mac-engel/article256291472.html

Engel mentioning it is like Ketch saying something. Probably not happening now.

Edited December 2, 2021 by Hookem2147

[TexasFan21 1,275]

Relevant.

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

Ketch 

Spoiler

Sources at Texas confirm football program's interest in former TCU coach Gary Patterson....

Ketchum 

Just got off the phone with a source with connections to the Texas football program.

The bullet points of what I've been told:

a. There have been conversations with Texas officials and former TCU head coach Gary Patterson about a possible role within the Texas football program in 2022.

b. It is unclear as to whether Patterson has spoken with Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian or what specific role Patterson might potentially take with the program, but Patterson has a very good relationship with Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte. The exact specifics of the conversations are yet pinned down, but the expectation is that Patterson would go through Del Conte in early communications.

c. Patterson seems very open minded about the possibility of joining the Texas program based on the impressions our source had received.

d. Patterson is very close with former Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds and his wife. In fact, we were told that Patterson visited Dodds last month in a trip to Austin.

e. While our source wasn't sure of the exact position that Patterson might potentially take in the Texas program if such a thing were to actually happen, it isn't believe that Patterson would take an analyst position. What does that mean? It's not a question I can fully answer at this moment.

f. Our source believes that Patterson might also have an interest in a position with Oklahoma if that opportunity popped up in the wake of OU's coaching upheaval. As someone that believed Patterson would only come back as a head coach in his next job, I've been told that Patterson is apparently open-minded about his next step in the profession.

g. Finally, on another note, I asked this source if there were rumblings of potential changes to the staff following the 5-7 season and while this source was very careful with the words that were used, there was a suggestion that nothing should be written in ink with regards to the current make-up of the staff for a variety of potential reasons.

Stay tuned...

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

TFB saying Sark and CDC have offered Gary a role as special Ast to the HC.

[Vertigo 20,502]

Any way we can intercept Joseph on the way to Nebraska and swap brothers?

[closetohumping 17,826]

7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Any way we can intercept Joseph on the way to Nebraska and swap brothers?

What the hell you mean by brothers?

[Tex-19 3,013]

11 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

TFB saying Sark and CDC have offered Gary a role as special Ast to the HC.

I like it as long as that also means heavy involvement on defense. As I've said before, it would be good to help take some HC work off Sark's plate so he can spend more time on the offense.

[mwaadeeb 1,370]

I don't see how someone with PK's resume would ever take a demotion as Co-DC with G. Makes no sense. It's a no-win situation. He gets all the blame if we suck and no credit it we don't.

[Viper 12,221]

Just now, mwaadeeb said:

I don't see how someone with PK's resume would ever take a demotion as Co-DC.

Didn't he already do this?

[UncleSonny 6,798]

1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

I don't see how someone with PK's resume would ever take a demotion as Co-DC with G. Makes no sense. It's a no-win situation. He gets all the blame if we suck and no credit it we don't.

I kind of agree, but hasn’t PK himself already taken that exact demotion once in his career?

Edited December 2, 2021 by UncleSonny
Viper beat me to it

[Slacks 7,070]

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is me...  425 is my jam..  I'm ok with 245, too... but i'd rather just have the DEs do DE things... instead of OLB things. simple execution.

[Sal 1,108]

19 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

TFB saying Sark and CDC have offered Gary a role as special Ast to the HC.

Do you have a screenshot of what was said? 

[Radical Larry 28,826]

1 minute ago, Sal said:

Do you have a screenshot of what was said? 

 

 

Spoiler

 

[Wishbone 4,958]

8 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I don't see how someone with PK's resume would ever take a demotion as Co-DC with G. Makes no sense. It's a no-win situation. He gets all the blame if we suck and no credit it we don't.

-He’s done it before

-It beats being fired until something else opens up

-Sharing the blame better than shouldering the blame

-If there is any blame Sark will get it and they’re all fucked anyway

Edited December 2, 2021 by Wishbone

[Ricky Butler 2,809]

26 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

TFB saying Sark and CDC have offered Gary a role as special Ast to the HC.

[Sgt Hulk 14,470]

32 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

TFB saying Sark and CDC have offered Gary a role as special Ast to the HC.

Is this like assistant to the regional manager 

[LTtxfan 50,035]

43 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Engel mentioning it is like Ketch saying something. Probably not happening now.

 

35 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Ketch 

  Hide contents

Sources at Texas confirm football program's interest in former TCU coach Gary Patterson....

Ketchum 

Just got off the phone with a source with connections to the Texas football program.

The bullet points of what I've been told:

a. There have been conversations with Texas officials and former TCU head coach Gary Patterson about a possible role within the Texas football program in 2022.

b. It is unclear as to whether Patterson has spoken with Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian or what specific role Patterson might potentially take with the program, but Patterson has a very good relationship with Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte. The exact specifics of the conversations are yet pinned down, but the expectation is that Patterson would go through Del Conte in early communications.

c. Patterson seems very open minded about the possibility of joining the Texas program based on the impressions our source had received.

d. Patterson is very close with former Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds and his wife. In fact, we were told that Patterson visited Dodds last month in a trip to Austin.

e. While our source wasn't sure of the exact position that Patterson might potentially take in the Texas program if such a thing were to actually happen, it isn't believe that Patterson would take an analyst position. What does that mean? It's not a question I can fully answer at this moment.

f. Our source believes that Patterson might also have an interest in a position with Oklahoma if that opportunity popped up in the wake of OU's coaching upheaval. As someone that believed Patterson would only come back as a head coach in his next job, I've been told that Patterson is apparently open-minded about his next step in the profession.

g. Finally, on another note, I asked this source if there were rumblings of potential changes to the staff following the 5-7 season and while this source was very careful with the words that were used, there was a suggestion that nothing should be written in ink with regards to the current make-up of the staff for a variety of potential reasons.

Stay tuned...

 

 

You two need to just post DM's to each other...

[Vertigo 20,502]

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

You two need to just post DM's to each other...

I am pretty sure Ketch's sources are just other 9.95 boards and Surly. 

[Hank_Hill 20,102]

37 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

TFB saying Sark and CDC have offered Gary a role as special Ast to the HC.

Sarks fluffer and designated body to dive in front of (liquor) shots?

[Bevo14 8,470]

33 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Way to be an asshole, Larry. Here's the real thing for people that want it:

Spoiler

TFB article

 

Edited December 3, 2021 by Bevo14

[Gil Bang 26,249]

54 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

TFB saying Sark and CDC have offered Gary a role as special Ast to the HC.

So, the "Dick Tomey".    I like it. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,651]

Dick was an on the field coach right?  It’s been so long I can’t remember

[Newy25 7,950]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

FYI:  Scipio Tex comments today on HornFm, that he's not sure GP would be good idea for Texas -- might just end up as a cancer for the program based on what GP did this past year at tcu (both on and off the field like the smu mess.)

As a cultural fit he would not be a good fit. He self scouts and develops defensive schemes to match his opponents. It would not mesh well with PK’s approach.