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3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:


1995–1998    Tennessee (AHC/OC/QB) (Peyton 94-97)
1998–2004    Ole Miss
2006–2007    Tennessee (AHC/OC/QB)
2008–2021    Duke

 

To be fair, you can hardly expect many people to have heard of a guy that has been a Power 5 head coach for 19 of the last 23 years.

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3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:


1995–1998    Tennessee (AHC/OC/QB) (Peyton 94-97)
1998–2004    Ole Miss
2006–2007    Tennessee (AHC/OC/QB)
2008–2021    Duke

 

To be fair, you can hardly expect many people to have heard of a guy that has been a Power 5 head coach for 19 of the last 23 years.

No Manning at last two stops. Slipping. 

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14 minutes ago, Hornlover said:


1995–1998    Tennessee (AHC/OC/QB) (Peyton 94-97)
1998–2004    Ole Miss
2006–2007    Tennessee (AHC/OC/QB)
2008–2021    Duke

 

To be fair, you can hardly expect many people to have heard of a guy that has been a Power 5 head coach for 19 of the last 23 years.

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1998-2004 is seven seasons, 2008-21 is fourteen seasons

I know, it boggles many a mind. Think of it like this, assign numbers to 7 apples starting with 1. You have apples 1-7. Mind blown, right? 

Glad to help sidetrack in a different direction. 

 

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Hey guys, I want to just ask a question real quick...who the hell is this Art Manning y'all keep talking about? I just heard about him a day or two ago and I couldn't figure out the Google machine to look him up. Is he related to those two brothers that played, I think, baseball like 20 years ago? Perry and Elroy Manning I think their names were? Anyway, again, just asking a question. 

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8 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Hey guys, I want to just ask a question real quick...who the hell is this Art Manning y'all keep talking about? I just heard about him a day or two ago and I couldn't figure out the Google machine to look him up. Is he related to those two brothers that played, I think, baseball like 20 years ago? Perry and Elroy Manning I think their names were? Anyway, again, just asking a question. 

terrible, please start over

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50 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Do research on college football coaches? The fuck I look like, some dork that works at ESPN? God forbid you ask a fucking question on this board. We cheer for the same team, asshole. Lighten up. 

Just quit while you are behind,  or go somewhere else. 

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1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

The fuck is your problem old man? I’m just asking a question about a coach that I’ve never heard of until yesterday. I didn’t realize it would cause you to explode with anger. Aren't you the cheerful cunt that is claiming that our 2023 class is already fucked, even though it’s fucking February? Settle down douche. Make sure to keep us in the loop with your “sources”😂😂

ctj already pointed out that you're JAQing off and you've just kept at it, so perhaps you're not familiar with the term.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Just_asking_questions

There's literally zero downside to this and no point to being obtuse about it. Literally every reasonable point you might have made has already been addressed.

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41 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

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1998-2004 is seven seasons, 2008-21 is fourteen seasons

I know, it boggles many a mind. Think of it like this, assign numbers to 7 apples starting with 1. You have apples 1-7. Mind blown, right? 

Glad to help sidetrack in a different direction. 

 

I didn't do much counting, but just guessed that Wikipedia was numbering seasons so that one season would be 2003-2004, which would have meant he wasn't a head coach in 2004-2005, 2005-2006, 2006-2007 or 2007-2008, which would be 4 out of 23. 

Turns out, it's worse. They used hire date, so he was hired in 1998, but didn't coach the 98 season. He did coach the 2004 season. So looks like it's 20 of the last 23 seasons.

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1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

The fuck is your problem old man? I’m just asking a question about a coach that I’ve never heard of until yesterday. I didn’t realize it would cause you to explode with anger. Aren't you the cheerful cunt that is claiming that our 2023 class is already fucked, even though it’s fucking February? Settle down douche. Make sure to keep us in the loop with your “sources”😂😂

Are you 12? 

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What’s crazier than not knowing about Cutcliffe as a coach? I’ll take not knowing who CTJ is for a thousand Alex. I’d rather jerk off a mountain lion with a handful of sticker burs than get that fucker going lulz. The more irritated he gets the more shit I have to look up in a thesaurus. 

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Shit, you don't even have to do the "research" as long as you don't come in here shooting off completely-uninformed hot takes about the board over-inflating impact of a coach (who you admittedly didn't know anything about two days ago) with an almost-30-year relationship with the Manning family. And then doubling down on that take by insulting well-regarded posters. I don't do any fucking research. You in-the-know nimrods repeat the same shit over and over again as part of your inane quest for 1000.

Ask questions without being a cunt and you should be fine. 

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1 minute ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Some of you dumb fuckers clearly didn’t read my original post where I posed the question. Nothing cunty about it until that douche wanted to give me lip. Sorry I’m not aware of a coach that was Peyton Manning’s OC before I was even born. 

So, you are 12 then. Use the googler. It literally would be quicker than signing in here to post your question and then all the back and forth.  

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2 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Some of you dumb fuckers clearly didn’t read my original post where I posed the question. Nothing cunty about it until that douche wanted to give me lip. Sorry I’m not aware of a coach that was Peyton Manning’s OC before I was even born. 

Obviously search engines are from an era long before your birth as well.

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5 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Some of you dumb fuckers clearly didn’t read my original post where I posed the question. Nothing cunty about it until that douche wanted to give me lip. Sorry I’m not aware of a coach that was Peyton Manning’s OC before I was even born. 

 Don't you dare let these people deter you.  Dig your hills and fight the good fight my man!

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9 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it wasn't that simple.  we all had to google "David Cutcliffe" after you asked your question.

I didn't, I was too proud.  I also know who David Cutcliffe is though so... actually, literally everyone except Theo knows who David Cutcliffe is.

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2 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

I didn't, I was too proud.  I also know who David Cutcliffe is though so... actually, literally everyone except Theo knows who David Cutcliffe is.

Apparently so. Good little online scrap today, boys!🤘🏼 Next time I’ll make sure to finish the autobiography of every single college coach before posing a question. 

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1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Anybody know who this David Cutcliffe guy is?

In all seriousness, David is actually the brother in law of Eddie Oran (David is married to Eddie’s sister).  I wonder if Eddie helped put in a good word for UT since I think he is still doing UT Basketball games.

That’s really interesting.  The prospect of a lifetime contract if you fuck up has to hold some appeal. 

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25 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Nothing to fight about here but I guess a simple question really fucked some people’s afternoon up. 

No one's afternoon got fucked up besides yours. I've enjoyed mine, including the part where you distracted me from work by becoming a cyber punching bag. You sprinted onto this thread, mouth agape, hawt takes spewing, and then you shit yourself and squirmed while we all watched you stew in it. The only reason people seem upset to you is because what they said to you made you feel that way.

9 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Apparently so. Good little online scrap today, boys!🤘🏼 Next time I’ll make sure to finish the autobiography of every single college coach before posing a question. 

This wasn't a scrap. It was a two-hit fight. I hit you and you hit the floor. Maybe don't worry about reading long form before asking leading, stupid questions and instead do a quick search and then assume the rest of us here aren't as stupid or ignorant as you are before making that next post.

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No one's afternoon got fucked up besides yours. I've enjoyed mine, including the part where you distracted me from work by becoming a cyber punching bag. You sprinted onto this thread, mouth agape, hawt takes spewing, and then you shit yourself and squirmed while we all watched you stew in it. The only reason people seem upset to you is because what they said to you made you feel that way.

This wasn't a scrap. It was a two-hit fight. I hit you and you hit the floor. Maybe don't worry about reading long form before asking leading, stupid questions and instead do a quick search and then assume the rest of us here aren't as stupid or ignorant as you are before making that next post.

Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

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1 minute ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

It's apparent you don't understand how fast CTJ actually is.

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25 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Apparently so. Good little online scrap today, boys!🤘🏼 Next time I’ll make sure to finish the autobiography of every single college coach before posing a question. 

uh, you only had to finish David Cutcliffe's autobiography.  "How to win Mannings and Influence Theo to Ask Stupid Questions on Surly"

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4 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

But would you mess up his manbun? These are key strategic questions.

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9 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Make sure to keep checking in on those “sources” you have, you fucking loser. 

That's the fighting spirit!  Pro tip:  the coffee wears off and the Viagra kicks in during the 6 o'clock hour.  That's usually when they are most vulnerable.  

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9 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

Sir, is this your way of challenging me to a fight? If you want to go to fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here.

7 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Make sure to keep checking in on those “sources” you have, you fucking loser. 

I conferred with several today and the word is that you're a complete rube trending towards a crowdsourcing. We'll hang around the rim on this one and see if it pans out over time. 

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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sir, is this your way of challenging me to a fight? If you want to go to fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here.

I conferred with several today and the word is that you're a complete rube trending towards a crowdsourcing. We'll hang around the rim on this one and see if it pans out over time. 

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1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Some of you dumb fuckers clearly didn’t read my original post where I posed the question. Nothing cunty about it until that douche wanted to give me lip. Sorry I’m not aware of a coach that was Peyton Manning’s OC before I was even born. 

imagine being this proud of ignorance

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54 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

 

52 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Make sure to keep checking in on those “sources” you have, you fucking loser. 

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12 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

imagine being this proud of ignorance

My dude, what the fuck are you even talking about??😂 I just stated the fact that I am unfamiliar with this coach. How does that make me proud of my ignorance? I posed the damn question to get more information on a coach I know nothing about. 

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