2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread

[Theo Aquacates 339]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Then why the fuck are you asking about David Cutcliffe? Do you just enjoy getting beaten up?

I’m sorry, do I have to run my fucking questions through you first? Mind your fucking business. 

[texifornia 56,977]

6 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I don’t feel bad because I don’t give a fuck about a thread talking sports. This is entertainment to me, for these other losers it’s all they have left after their third and fourth divorces. 

Loud, stupid, and spending your night keyboard shitting in a recruiting thread? I'd be surprised if three or four women would even touch you.

[IDIOTsavant 8,493]

4 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

My father was killed in a car accident when I was 6

When’s the funeral? Maybe we could send a wreath. There’s a precedent.

[Theo Aquacates 339]

Just now, texifornia said:

Loud, stupid, and spending your night keyboard shitting in a recruiting thread? I'd be surprised if three or four women would even touch you.

What have you been doing yourself?😂 Negging every single one of my posts. You just sitting down waiting for me to post something?? Sounds sus to me

[texifornia 56,977]

3 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

What have you been doing yourself?😂 Negging every single one of my posts. You just sitting down waiting for me to post something?? Sounds sus to me

I'll be honest, Sopranos season 5 and Chris Beard Texas Basketball aren't always the most riveting second-to-second viewing.

Edited February 8, 2022 by texifornia

[Bigbend1812 12,925]

[Rimbo 25,970]

3 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

What have you been doing yourself?😂 Negging every single one of my posts. You just sitting down waiting for me to post something?? Sounds sus to me

I dunno, man, you could always... you know... stop posting. That'd make it a lot harder for us to crowdsource you if you did.

But that would be the SMART thing to do, and we've already established that you're not smart at all.

Keep posting, kid.

[Theo Aquacates 339]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I dunno, man, you could always... you know... stop posting. That'd make it a lot harder for us to crowdsource you if you did.

But that would be the SMART thing to do, and we've already established that you're not smart at all.

Keep posting, kid.

Thanks, I will keep posting. I really don’t give a fuck about what you think. This is entertainment and if I get under your skin this easily then toughen the fuck up. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

17 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’m a loudmouth kid. I can fucking talk all day. 

 

Buddy. So was I and I’d wager Ive forgotten more than you’ll ever know about being a petulant prick

[Theo Aquacates 339]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'll be honest, Sopranos season 5 and Chris Beard Texas Basketball aren't always the most riveting second-to-second viewing.

Can’t believe you are getting distracted from the Sopranos to fuck around with me. Best show of all time. 

[CoachTex 2,627]

@Theo Aquacates

[pacman 7,359]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I dunno, man, you could always... you know... stop posting. That'd make it a lot harder for us to crowdsource you if you did.

But that would be the SMART thing to do, and we've already established that you're not smart at all.

Keep posting, kid.

[Vertigo 20,290]

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

Fuck ctj, fuck cutcliffe (whoever that is), fuck spanish avocados, fuck CBs, fuck the brocks, fuck the blond chick with the leg tattoo.

I mean.. if you insist.

[Theo Aquacates 339]

2 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

@Theo Aquacates

I’m going nowhere. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,493]

Theo after six posts under his new handle….

[Duane Moore 5,241]

31 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

I love the smell of a good crowdsource in the evening.

These things gotta happen every five months, ten months.  Helps get rid of the bad blood.  Been ten months since the last one.

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

6 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’m going nowhere. 

ignore list

[Rimbo 25,970]

14 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Thanks, I will keep posting. I really don’t give a fuck about what you think. This is entertainment and if I get under your skin this easily then toughen the fuck up. 

Ya hear that, folks? He thinks he's the one getting underour skins!

 

[henrygandorf 29,191]

i would like to formally invite theo to the cloak room.

let's get this over with.

[Rimbo 25,970]

12 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’m going nowhere. 

Boy, ain't THAT the truth.

[Theo Aquacates 339]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Ya hear that, folks? He thinks he's the one getting underour skins!

 

Well, you keep fucking responding to me, egging me on. Maybe just ignore me like the rest of the SJW cucks. 

[Theo Aquacates 339]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i would like to formally invite theo to the cloak room.

let's get this over with.

I’d kill over there too. 

[Bigbend1812 12,925]

[Rimbo 25,970]

1 minute ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Well, you keep fucking responding to me, egging me on. Maybe just ignore me like the rest of the SJW cucks. 

And you keep falling for it! You're the Charlie Brown to my Lucy Van Pelt. You keep trying to kick the ball, and I keep pulling it away. Every time. 🤣🤣🤣

[henrygandorf 29,191]

1 minute ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’d kill over there too. 

no doubt.

[texifornia 56,977]

2 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

the rest of the SJW cucks. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I mean.. if you insist.

 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

 

Double penetration 

Edited February 8, 2022 by Doc Reeves

[Bevo14 8,323]

50 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Aids

[Bigbend1812 12,925]

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

And you keep falling for it! You're the Charlie Brown to my Lucy Van Pelt. You keep trying to kick the ball, and I keep pulling it away. Every time. 🤣🤣🤣

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

Who had “not knowing who David Cutcliffe is” as the reason for the next ban?

[Bevo14 8,323]

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who had “not knowing who David Cutcliffe is” as the reason for the next ban?

Is there a list somewhere of the cause of deathban for every user? Just asking questions. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

 

Kids just lucky jt isn’t around. Got of easy.

[Theo Aquacates 339]

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Kids just lucky jt isn’t around. Got of easy.

Who? 

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Who had “not knowing who David Cutcliffe is” as the reason for the next ban?

Check the Bingo card.

I think we only have Danny Manning left!

[Rimbo 25,970]

35 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’m going nowhere. 

well that aged poorly

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

13 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’m like Herb Brooks; hate me so you have less time to hate each other. Beat the damn Soviets!🤘🏼

I've been with you since your 1st post, so listen closely.  Don't back down...This is simply a Surly test and I for one don't want to see you fail.  When these olds go low, you go lower.  THIS is how legends are made!  Now, give 'em Hell my man!

Edited February 8, 2022 by Tree Fidy

[Darth Tron 1,123]

What’s the neg threshold for us to go back to wishcasting Arch Manning in burnt orange?  Asking for a friend.

[ztejas 43,466]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

I'm starting to think someone's father wasn't a positive role model.

 

1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

My father was killed in a car accident when I was 6

Early in the week but guessing nothing tops this before Sunday. 

[texifornia 56,977]

Well done, team.

 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

4 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Who? 

My man, real talk fan to fan- i gotta give you respect knuckles for standing up for yourself. Don’t let anyone treat you like a bitch. 

I think tho you’re see some of the guys giving you shit as disrespect. It’s more like hazing. Extensive historical football knowledge on a ridiculous level is required for all the spirit orgs at UT. Ive felt more stress learning about the football team in detail from the 1920s  than from any of my tests the first year of school.

I mean, sure fuck some account on some website. Who cares if you lose it, im just pointing out you don’t have to

 

 

 

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well done, team.

 

Damn you people!  He was my rehab project.  

[Bevo14 8,323]

12 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Damn you people!  He was my rehab project.  

Surly eats babies

[Cairn Horn88 8,265]

48 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’d kill over there too. 

The fuse has been lit……I suggest you close your eyes and step away.

[Bigbend1812 12,925]

9 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Surly eats babies

More like Sugar Babies.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

These things gotta happen every five months, ten months.  Helps get rid of the bad blood.  Been ten months since the last one.

 

Yes. For the harvest.

 

 

[KYHorn 17,076]

5 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

 Don't you dare let these people deter you.  Dig your hills and fight the good fight my man!

Overall, good work today, everyone... except you let this one slide, so I fear we're losing our scruples.

[texifornia 56,977]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I'll be honest, Sopranos season 5 and Chris Beard Texas Basketball aren't always the most riveting second-to-second viewing.

I retract half of this statement

[golfclap 6,903]

2 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:

My father was killed in a car accident when I was 6

It’s too bad that stupid fuck didn’t die 6 years and 40 weeks earlier than that.  
 

 

*idgaf if he’s already banned. 

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

It’s too bad that stupid fuck didn’t die 6 years and 40 weeks earlier than that.  
 


 
*idgaf if he’s already banned. 

Just wow…In case this is true. Easy man, he was just another troll.