Lincoln Riley to USC

[Cairn Horn88 8,167]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s got a shitty ride to work. He’s gotta do down PV drive Into Torrance he will cruise past my crib so I’ll naturally flip him off. Then he has to make his way to the 110. He’s got an hour easily 1 way. Maybe he can use their helicopter 

 

Does he still drive his '87 Chevy Equinox?

[Post Oak 20,184]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

And gas has got to be close to 5 bucks a gallon. Has to be kicking himself for this move

Filled up for 5.49 yesterday in Cupertino

[Constant 6,722]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s got a shitty ride to work. He’s gotta do down PV drive Into Torrance he will cruise past my crib so I’ll naturally flip him off. Then he has to make his way to the 110. He’s got an hour easily 1 way. Maybe he can use their helicopter 

Nice house. But fuck that drive. And fuck Roy Manning’s bitch ass. 

[Bullneck 18,987]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s got a shitty ride to work. He’s gotta do down PV drive Into Torrance he will cruise past my crib so I’ll naturally flip him off. Then he has to make his way to the 110. He’s got an hour easily 1 way. Maybe he can use their helicopter 

 

[oh_snap 694]

He could have bought a decent strand house in hermosa or hill section of manhattan beach with that kind of money and shaved off an hour of commute time. This guy either wants to get away from his family and plans to get an apartment near campus…. or he has no clue wtf he’s doing and will be getting an apartment near campus after he goes 3-8 and realizes how miserable it is to get up and down that hill. 

[immamac 42,516]

20 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

He could have bought a decent strand house in hermosa or hill section of manhattan beach with that kind of money and shaved off an hour of commute time. This guy either wants to get away from his family and plans to get an apartment near campus…. or he has no clue wtf he’s doing and will be getting an apartment near campus after he goes 3-8 and realizes how miserable it is to get up and down that hill. 

helicopter.

[Bevo14 8,274]

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

helicopter.

dickmobile

Edited March 11, 2022 by Bevo14

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

"He could have bought that place for less than $4MM in Oklahoma!"

- Morons

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

And gas has got to be close to 5 bucks a gallon. Has to be kicking himself for this move

It’s over 6 in many places lol 

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

Shits more accurate than you think lol 

[South Austin 52,141]

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

And gas has got to be close to 5 bucks a gallon. Has to be kicking himself for this move

Does a douchebag who buys a house like that care much about $6 gas?

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Does a douchebag who buys a house like that care much about $6 gas?

He seems more like a Tesla driver to me 

[Bullneck 18,987]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Shits more accurate than you think lol 

I've lived in both SD and LA and when that skit came on I almost had a seizure.  1000% dead on, both the SoCal "accent" and the compulsion to give directions (guilty of the latter myself).

[Bullneck 18,987]

10 hours ago, oh_snap said:

He could have bought a decent strand house in hermosa or hill section of manhattan beach with that kind of money and shaved off an hour of commute time. This guy either wants to get away from his family and plans to get an apartment near campus…. or he has no clue wtf he’s doing and will be getting an apartment near campus after he goes 3-8 and realizes how miserable it is to get up and down that hill. 

Just MHO but once you're in PV you're so far removed from LA you can forget about all that.  I had an old roommate that described the area around USC as "Detroit by the Sea."  I've also lived in Hermosa Beach and while it's nice it's pretty congested and populated.  PV has bigger lots and more vegetation and views of Catalina Island.  

[Sawbonz 27,421]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Does a douchebag who buys a house like that care much about $6 gas?

That’sthejoke.gif

[Brothahorn 10,085]

He seems more like a Tesla driver to me 

Mustang Mach E.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

DC sports radio show did a segment on Riley’s house.  One of the hosts asked where he parks the trailer …

I almost spit coffee!

[LTtxfan 48,966]

Pics -- maybe park trailer over the pool ??

 

[Landomatic 3,813]

Lmfao been on and off the market since April 2019. Everyone else knows it’s an overpriced full gut. Hillbilly Lincoln comes along from Mobilhoma and says, that’s one mighty fine looking piece of real estate. I’ll take it.

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

On 3/10/2022 at 7:20 AM, Landomatic said:

Hope he left some room in the budget for a remodel. That place is badly in need of updating.

Yep, I’d actually pass.  But that’s a huge upgrade over anything in Oklahoma (or Texas).  

[Horn Dog 9,671]

On 12/6/2021 at 6:32 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Here yah go...

 

I am shocked…shocked that the dream home personally designed by BOb Stoops has glans penis shaped accents and entryways fucking everywhere.

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

6 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Lmfao been on and off the market since April 2019. Everyone else knows it’s an overpriced full gut. Hillbilly Lincoln comes along from Mobilhoma and says, that’s one mighty fine looking piece of real estate. I’ll take it.

I just watched a video from Front Office Sports. It shows a completely renovated home. Maybe it’s fake, but the home in that video is very nice.

[Blotto 23,432]

On 3/10/2022 at 9:49 PM, Bevo14 said:

dickmobile

[Vic Mackey 46,934]

[BurntOrange&White 39,647]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is that his actual house in both places?

[CooterBrown 17,905]

I call bullshit that’s $1.9M in Norman. Maybe $600-700K if it has a profitable meth lab in the garage.

[ButtFumble 5,158]

 

[closetohumping 17,400]

On 3/14/2022 at 2:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Is that his actual Norman home?

[RomaVicta 29,781]

It's more house than I'd ever want, but that's a gorgeous piece of coastline with perfect weather. Just stay off the streets when Tiger is in a rush, and it's great.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,149]

On 3/11/2022 at 12:09 PM, LTtxfan said:

Pics -- maybe park trailer over the pool cement pond??

Beverly Hillbillies fo' life.

[TexArcher 37,508]

On 4/2/2022 at 5:36 PM, RomaVicta said:

It's more house than I'd ever want

Yeah, that's why I passed, too.

[oSuJeff97 3,435]

On 3/11/2022 at 7:57 AM, Bullneck said:

Just MHO but once you're in PV you're so far removed from LA you can forget about all that.  I had an old roommate that described the area around USC as "Detroit by the Sea."  I've also lived in Hermosa Beach and while it's nice it's pretty congested and populated.  PV has bigger lots and more vegetation and views of Catalina Island.  

And don't forget a very quick chopper ride to the Catalina Wine Mixer.

[crash_davis 23,084]

On 3/10/2022 at 9:42 PM, immamac said:

helicopter.

so the Kobe way...

[Bullneck 18,987]

3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

And don't forget a very quick chopper ride to the Catalina Wine Mixer.

I have to sell or lease 87 choppers to make my nut.  If mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here will eat your dick.

Like Kobiashi!

You've actually seen him eat a man's penis?

Well, it was in international waters so they couldn't prosecute him.

Oh, what the hell:

 

 

Edited April 11, 2022 by Bullneck

[Zeus 5,949]

 

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[Bigbend1812 12,886]

Which one of these does not belong?

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[mdmost 42,860]

I can't wait to see LR's take on bratwurst with this Big 10 move. 

[Davis Lane 5,553]

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

I can't wait to see LR's take on bratwurst with this Big 10 move. 

He may leave before the Big 10 move.

Maybe.

You never know.

[Aqua Buddha 14,504]

Edited September 14, 2023 by Aqua Buddha

[Aqua Buddha 14,504]

[statsman 5,423]

I think it’s hilarious how much Sooners hate Lincoln Riley. 
 

(I absolutely understand leaving Oklahoma for USC). 

Edited September 14, 2023 by statsman

[Pdawg88 1,110]

I don’t hate the guy at all, made the decision that he thought was best for him. But I can still think he’s a pussy and wanted no part of the SEC. 

[Alien Octopus 499]

3 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

I don’t hate the guy at all, made the decision that he thought was best for him. But I can still think he’s a pussy and wanted no part of the SEC. 

He won’t be having a lot of fun in the Big X either

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

55 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

I don’t hate the guy at all, made the decision that he thought was best for him. But I can still think he’s a pussy and wanted no part of the SEC. 

Maybe Los Angeles is more interesting to him than Norman/okc 

[Aqua Buddha 14,504]

2 hours ago, statsman said:

I think it’s hilarious how much Sooners hate Lincoln Riley. 
 

(I absolutely understand leaving Oklahoma for USC). 

Yet he's the one giving long form interviews about it....

[statsman 5,423]

He’s just letting folks know that if anything happened to him, they need to look for an old PT Cruiser with Oklahoma plates and an upside down Longhorn logo. 

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[Pam Cummings 9,576]

Every other coach that has had success and left for a better job