2022 Off-Season Thread: No Kool-Aid, Just Flavor-Aid

[Bruh Man 3160]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

[Sawbonz 27548]

Where’s the fitlump ladder drill gif?

[Reese Bennett 3611]

15 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Only see little guys in that video. Let's hope the big guys are lifting weights.

[GoldAppleCorps 619]

55 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Only see little guys in that video. Let's hope the big guys are lifting weights.

Big guys have their own footwork voodoo. An OL only has power when his feet are touching the ground. He's only stable when his center of mass is over his base (between his feet). A lot of an OL education is concerned with how to move your feet so that you get from here to there while keeping your feet on the ground as much as possible, and while keeping your body centered over those feet whilst this occurs. Chapter 2 is how to do it when other large humans are falling around your knees and ankles.

[Creasy Bear 667]

On 1/18/2022 at 4:13 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

Shave your head Milwee!  You look like a fucking idiot. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

1 hour ago, Creasy Bear said:

Shave your head Milwee!  You look like a fucking idiot. 

[LTtxfan 49184]

Ian Boyd Warning.....

Texas Homer YouTube

[Full Breakdown] Texas Longhorns New Offensive Lineup for '22 with Portal/Recruit Additions 

Friday, January 28th

[Hookem2147 21217]

The Texas football performance account has been posting workout videos in their stories. Had several today of guys in the weight room.

https://instagram.com/texasfootballperformance?utm_medium=copy_link

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

36 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Ian Boyd Warning.....

Texas Homer YouTube

[Full Breakdown] Texas Longhorns New Offensive Lineup for '22 with Portal/Recruit Additions 

Friday, January 28th

I watched 14 of the 25 mins of this and FUCK is listening to dipshit a beat down.  Monotone as hell and the 5 second think breaks between sentences is brutal. 

[Tigersnake 670]

3 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

Shave your head Milwee!  You look like a fucking idiot. 

[LTtxfan 49184]

3 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

Shave your head Milwee!  You look like a fucking idiot. 

 

[LTtxfan 49184]

 

[LTtxfan 49184]

 

[Nope 3114]

The story on this account features the lifting of some actual weights 

https://instagram.com/texasfootballperformance?utm_medium=copy_link

[Hookem2147 21217]

Sorrell certainly passes the eye test in those videos. Would be nice if he could become someone who could set the edge.

[Horn Dog 9835]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

If you superimpose Sark’s and Milwee’s hair together you get close to a normal head of hair.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

2 hours ago, Nope said:

The story on this account features the lifting of some actual weights 

https://instagram.com/texasfootballperformance?utm_medium=copy_link

If you hate social media as much as I do, here's a site that lets you view this account without creating an IG account.

https://www.picuki.com/profile/texasfootballperformance

[ousux 5597]

I see Milwee isnt getting paid enough to get a Jacket from the Coop. Is that like a Champion or starter windbreaker? At least wear a longhorn hat on that should be bald head..

[Elmer_Fudd 22215]

[LTtxfan 49184]

7 hours ago, ousux said:

I see Milwee isnt getting paid enough to get a Jacket from the Coop. Is that like a Champion or starter windbreaker? At least wear a longhorn hat on that should be bald head..

[Tex Pete 20350]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I don’t know about you guys, but someone’s gonna have to show me a loss!

[Doc Reeves 6434]

I mean, I don’t  know each and every one of you, but I would wager that most of us on here shouldn’t be talking shit about hair loss.

[thunderlounge 7824]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So Sark is actually building a football team? That shit don’t happen overnight? Da fuq?

[Tex-19 2872]

Not sure what to make of this one 🤔

 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Clint Howard coaches for Texas?

[General Specific 3259]

If you superimpose Sark’s and Milwee’s hair together you get close to a normal head of hair.

Thank God we’re not Bama, we would have to use the entire coaching staff for a normal chin!

[General Specific 3259]

Wouldn’t this translate to a conditioning issue then? Which it appears people think we already focus too much on.

Helsinki Syndrome count as a condition?

[Hookem2147 21217]

[D3zii 3678]

If this is true and they are becoming a more layer led team, we’ll see a drastic change of the product on the field next season 

 

[Royale with cheese 1466]

11 hours ago, D3zii said:

If this is true and they are becoming a more layer led team, we’ll see a drastic change of the product on the field next season 

 

[TheRRKid 227]

On 1/28/2022 at 5:03 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

Super Gremlin is a fire song right now

[mwaadeeb 1210]

I was looking at the big draft boards and whatnot and wondered: will we have a single person drafted this year? I can't think of one.

[Burt Macklin 19023]

11 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I was looking at the big draft boards and whatnot and wondered: will we have a single person drafted this year? I can't think of one.

Doubtful. Josh Thompson having a huge combine and being a late round pick is pretty much our only chance. 

[Red Five 40856]

Kerstetter, maybe?

[LTtxfan 49184]

29 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I was looking at the big draft boards and whatnot and wondered: will we have a single person drafted this year? I can't think of one.

Yeah, another reminder of just how terrible the Texas upperclassmen roster was in a lot of spots for 2021.

• Dicker might make an NFL roster, but I wouldn't expect him to get drafted  
• Josh Thompson hopefully gets an NFL shot
• Kerstetter is doubtful for NFL but good luck 

 

Edited January 30, 2022 by LTtxfan
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[Tex-19 2872]

20 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

"Working" in his Ugg slippers lol

Would this be a player-led optional thing or do they have formal workouts on weekends?

[D3zii 3678]

Just now, Tex-19 said:

"Working" in his Ugg slippers lol

Would this be a player-led optional thing or do they have formal workouts on weekends?

Player led

[Doc Reeves 6434]

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

"Working" in his Ugg slippers lol

Would this be a player-led optional thing or do they have formal workouts on weekends?

 

Bruv, its the gram. He would be foolhardy to show his foot is some broke down workout shoe.

[JFKFC 4878]

On 1/29/2022 at 9:53 AM, Doc Reeves said:

I mean, I don’t  know each and every one of you, but I would wager that most of us on here shouldn’t be talking shit about hair loss.

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Helsinki Syndrome count as a condition?

As in Helsinki, Sweden

[D3zii 3678]

On 1/29/2022 at 12:43 PM, Tex-19 said:

Not sure what to make of this one 🤔

 

Ahhh Makes perfect sense!!! 
 

 

[Askew 362]

4 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

"Working" in his Ugg slippers lol

Would this be a player-led optional thing or do they have formal workouts on weekends?

Yancy would never allow this. He demanded cleats on at all times, even in the showers. 

[Rimbo 25921]

On 1/25/2022 at 6:26 PM, Hermanator said:

Oh man, you dummies are gonna do this to yourselves again aren't you

Yeah, yeah. "The workouts are different from last year." Which is what we've heard... every single year ever.

Only thing new is "more player-led than last year," which is like saying that the Jacksonville Jaguars improved in 2021 over 2020, by improving from 1-15 to 3-14.

On 1/26/2022 at 11:17 AM, harpercollins said:

NSIAP, from Texas Monthly

Richard Justice on Why Does UT’s $34 Million Head Coach Need a “Special Assistant”?

Ex-TCU coach Gary Patterson's move to Austin is a script only the deep-pocketed and dysfunctional Longhorns could write.

Richard Justice is a dickhead moron.

On 1/26/2022 at 11:23 AM, Nope said:

Why is he so butthurt?

Because he's a dickhead moron.

On 1/27/2022 at 9:34 AM, Js1 said:

About time people are educated on how fucking stupid Richard Justice is.  He's as bad as KB in terms of being a hack. 

I wouldn't insult Bohls by comparing him to Justice. Bohls is merely a dipshit. Justice is a dickhead moron.

On 1/27/2022 at 9:58 AM, jinx said:

I’m not taking Ohio State lifting heavy while we focus on marathon skills as a good sign

On 1/27/2022 at 10:17 AM, jinx said:

I would take whatever Ohio State is doing over what we are doing based on about 12 years of evidence. 

Yeah, "what we're doing is different from Ohio State" doesn't sound like good news to me, either.

[Rimbo 25921]

On 1/29/2022 at 10:43 AM, Tex-19 said:

Not sure what to make of this one 🤔

 

I googled "fw heavy" -- it's "fuck with that heavy," meaning "When you significantly connect with an individual to the highest degree."

tl;dr, the staff made a bad first impression, but now the team is on board.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

On 1/29/2022 at 7:16 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Whole. New. Attitude.

[Rimbo 25921]

18 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Whole. New. Attitude.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

On 1/27/2022 at 12:17 PM, jinx said:

I would take whatever Ohio State is doing over what we are doing based on about 12 years of evidence. 

Part of the problem is that paragraph was written by someone who doesn't know what he's talking about. WTF does "functional strength" have to do with running? WRT the running, it better be sprints if Becton wants to have his job next year.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 hour ago, Askew said:

Yancy would never allow this. He demanded cleats on at all times, even in the showers. 

I think you might be confusing Yancy with Sandusky

[gmr548 16576]

On 1/29/2022 at 12:43 PM, Tex-19 said:

Not sure what to make of this one 🤔

 

The translation is essentially, "Have you ever ended up having a really good relationship/experience with someone with whom it started off on the wrong foot when you first met?"

[Hermanator 7040]

Texas football is the repu****ans of the football world. Fuck everything up then promise to make it better with grand promises and bullshit then next time fuck it all up again. Rinse, repeat. 

7 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Whole. New. Attitude.

 

Edited January 31, 2022 by blacklab
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