Brian Kelly to L$U

[HOOKEM4 5020]

Jimbo about to throw his hat in the ND ring to get the sheep fuckers to bump him to 16 a year.

[Nivek 16859]

Nick Saban to New Mexico State!   "It was always my dream to be an Aggie"  Meanwhile, the CDC has been alerted to a mass suicide event in College Station.  Would you like to know more?

Edited November 30, 2021 by Nivek

[Starfleet Command 441]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

When he goes 5-7 or worse, because he wasn't coaching this shit to a winning record and he lost to Charlie in the same year we fired Charlie. He's not a guy that is going to rebuild a program at 60.

i don’t care if he’s 60, he has a markedly better track record than any of Strong, Herman, and Sark.  
 

Someone with his profile would be better able to withstand a losing season out of the gate than a known mediocrity like Sark.  You know Sark is already being negatively recruited against on the basis that he’s probably going to get fired in a year or two, which is hardly an implausible claim. Shit the admin is already having to write stupid letters pledging their support.  

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

Domers going back to Cincy, Cincy, Cincy.

[LTtxfan 48972]

32 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

          Joey Freshwater at South Bend. ??

 

Edited November 30, 2021 by LTtxfan

[Hagbard Celine 10762]

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So aggy is trendsetter now? Make the simulation stop! 10 year deals...

dammit cole that was my next take

aggy can put it on the wall

[dcar00 14035]

19 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

Retention of talent like Bijan and Worthy, willingness to cut trash and call it like it is, and a willingness to build us something that wrecks shit.  Or maybe I just sense he is doing the right things and all the bitchasses need to realize that they are the problem and shut the fuck up!?

 Holy Shit.  Time Travel is real.  Its Jan 2015 all over again.

In case it wasn't obvious, the problem is hiring shitty coaches which is why these other programs are hiring coaches that have records that are not shitty. It has absolutely ZERO to do with fans on a message board.

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

dammit cole that was my next take

aggy can put it on the wall

I think Jimbo likes his ranches? Who knows anymore? LSU and USC brought it yesterday and tonite. 

[TXSG8R 3360]

If Brian Kelly is on Twitter he may be rethinking taking the job. So much roasting before he’s even opened his mouth in BR. Culture shock isn’t a strong enough term to describe moving from gumbo mouth to that dude. 

[Nicole44 22027]

7 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Dungy 

Actually....we need a live camera on anyone with a pulse that has won real championships at this point. 

[Hagbard Celine 10762]

meanwhile a live look in on indoctrination station.....

a dead thread with 15 replies.....

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3254020

i bet they were counting on corndog taking a few years off

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I think you misread Simulation for Stimulation.😉

[Mother mopar 3303]

This is truly a great time to be a CFB fan.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

I am satisfied with this hire. 

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, Mother mopar said:

This is truly a great time to be a CFB fan.

No shit. I haven't had this much fun following CFB in over a decade. 

[GTX Horn 1707]

Gahhh these big names are switching schools now and the best we could do last year was "Seven Loss Steve"

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

2 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

This is truly a great time to be a CFB fan.

Not to be a longhorn fan, though.  The losing season out front should have told ya. 

[MIkeHoncho 1895]

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or maybe 15 million a year. That's got to be with incentives. 

 

Jimbo has to be loving this.  No way aggy lets another coach make more than their natty-winning (with another team) coach.  Just saying they pay the most somehow means something to those rubes.  

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

Brian Kelly to LSU and (possible) Brent Venables to ou don't scare me as much as some of the other alternatives that have been tossed around. 

Venables doesn’t scare me but then again neither did Riley

[Radical Larry 28528]

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

56 minutes ago, Nope said:

 

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[Nicole44 22027]

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

$15,000,000? I thought LSU, as a university, was kind of broke.

Peak insanity now. 

$95,000,000 for Tucker at Sparty

$85,000,000 for Asshole Franklin at State Pen

$15,000,000 per year for Kelly

probably around $12,000,000 per year for Riley

 

Nuts.

[Nicole44 22027]

Fuck cultural fit. Win. Niceties are bullshit. 

[TXSG8R 3360]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Yes and no, you still have to have some feel for the fan base. I can’t wait for Kelly to try to shut down Neck and they burn his car or something. Meyer bought into energy stuff from the fan base, he wasn’t a complete stick in the mud. Saban doesn’t give a shit about any of that, he just coaches and let’s his psycho S&C guy get into that rah rah shit. Kelly seems like a guy that wears polos around the house on his day off. It’s going to be weird as fuck and I’m here for it. 

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

although crazy, it is fun as shit

 

[Bullneck 18987]

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Fuck No. Kelly killed a kid and hates recruiting…..and he is a total duck as wel

That's my take.  It's a good thing the wind never blows hard in Louisiana.

[bullet 1596]

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Fickell to ND in 5, 4, 3...

How does it go?  Central Michigan to Cincinnati to Notre Dame?

[Gaffords 755]

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I posted it in another thread but a $100M deal for an LSU coach would be 1/5 of their current endowment. If Harvard decided to do the same they'd pay a coach $10B.

 

LSU alums/boosters don't care a fuck about the school side of LSU.

Do any of them even know there is a school side (alums included)?

[LTtxfan 48972]

Damn... All this thread needs is...

 

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, bullet said:

How does it go?  Central Michigan to Cincinnati to Notre Dame?

So Fleck to ND (because row the boat---Jesus)...Campbell stays put for now...Fickell to Minny...? 

[Francisco 2.0 32334]

 

[Bullneck 18987]

26 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

meanwhile a live look in on indoctrination station.....

a dead thread with 15 replies.....

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3254020

i bet they were counting on corndog taking a few years off

Coryhub

6:09p

 

 

Not scared of Brian Kelly at all…. He loses every year to SEC team and wouldn't win CUSA this year…. Doesn't have the personality for the south and doesn't really scare me with recruiting vs Jimbo

[Uncle Nate 2097]

2 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Kiffin is out there as well. Could be smoke but a well connected guy is acting like Kiffin is done. 

He bang the chairman of the board’s daughter?  Because otherwise this is complete bullshit. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

 

[Nicole44 22027]

Maybe the ND will pardon Chucky? Hate the sin not the sinner? Anything goes in musical chairs? thank goodness we are all set. (fuck)

[pops 6974]

26 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

No shit. I haven't had this much fun following CFB in over a decade. 

Bite your tongue. Last December/January  BDE, night crew was way more fun! 

[DaysOff 7851]

If Brian Kelly is on Twitter he may be rethinking taking the job. So much roasting before he’s even opened his mouth in BR. Culture shock isn’t a strong enough term to describe moving from gumbo mouth to that dude. 

His purple face will at least match school colors.

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[victory88 5659]

LSU and USC, two dumpster fires right now, were able to hire great proven coaches meanwhile Texas continues hiring shitty unproven coaches.   This is why we suck.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

 

[lilMAC25 3778]

1 hour ago, Domedriver said:

Retention of talent like Bijan and Worthy, willingness to cut trash and call it like it is, and a willingness to build us something that wrecks shit.  Or maybe I just sense he is doing the right things and all the bitchasses need to realize that they are the problem and shut the fuck up!?

Ah yes, it’s the fans fault that he can’t motivate players, teach simple concepts, and kept running out complete incompetents for weeks on end.

[Nicole44 22027]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

[bullet 1596]

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

Go tired of the schools bullshit regarding assistant salaries,  o real help n athletic admissions, and being in up there with the shot weather.

 

Why not spend the last 5 years or so of your career drunk off your ass in BR lighting cigars with $100 bills?

It is not like he won’t be the most gifted Xs and Os guy they have had in what, 20 years? 

 

It wasn't that far back to Saban.  But Oregon and Miles were pretty bad on game day.

[pops 6974]

So does Saban sign for life at any existing contract plus 1mm per year tomorrow?  Brian fucking Kelly?  15?  Geezus. 

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

 

Men…I’m a bitch. And not even a pretty one. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

1 minute ago, pops said:

So does Saban sign for life at any existing contract plus 1mm per year tomorrow?  Brian fucking Kelly?  15?  Geezus. 

based on hardware, Saban is now worth $25-30 million / year easy

[Gaffords 755]

26 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

This is truly a great time to be a CFB fan.

Not so much when a monkey, another team's victory over your rival and and a coaching carousel you aren't part of is the best parts of your season.