Brian Kelly to L$U

[Sbbruin 21724]

18 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

This year's carousel is almost crazy enough for ms paint.

 

[Topper13 3201]

Kelly has mentioned Freeman to HC if he stepped down. Still, a bit of an odd move.

[Nicole44 22027]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Over Sark? Fuck. Yes. 

We are in a simulation. I have proof. The new Matrix movie is coming out. See? 

All kidding aside. Wow...at everything that has happened in the last 48 hours. Schools are making moves and we got...what? What do we got exactly? 

[taybo20 2815]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Over Sark? Fuck. Yes. 

No thanks. BK doesn’t move the needle for me at all so if I’m talking about replacing Sark it wouldn’t be him. In his 7th season, BK lost to Charlie strong…no thanks 

[Topper13 3201]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We are in a simulation. I have proof. The new Matrix movie is coming out. See? 

All kidding aside. Wow...at everything that has happened in the last 48 hours. Schools are making moves and we got...what? What do we got exactly? 

 

[The Dog 43802]

This just proves that these guys were gettable last year and UT just wasn’t serious enough to make it happen. 

Dude, our leadership thought seven loss Steve was a better option than any of ‘em. They honestly thought he was the best hire.

Let that sink in.

[Barbacoa 1934]

Apologies. Was told by a buddy with the Eltife equivalent source at LSU that Kiffin will be their next coach. Thamel is no joke if Im remembering correctly but Kiffin to LSU is out there in the agent world as well. Probably a smokescreen but we shall see. 

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Which guys? Lincoln wasn't leaving OU for Texas. 

Kelly was probably gettable so I agree there - but they may not have wanted him. Or wanted to pay him.

If I remember correctly, word was that Texas offered UM like $10m/yr. Offer that to Day. Bump it up to $12m if he says no.  Make him say no. He makes about $6.6m. He would seriously consider it. Go big or go home. We went home. 

[mdmost 42860]

18 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

This just proves that these guys were gettable last year and UT just wasn’t serious enough to make it happen. 

Or maybe we did try for him and he straight told us no because we're not worth the effort he would've had to put in to turn this shitfest around. 

[gmr548 16504]

Fickell to ND....wait for it....Turtle Tom going home to his birthplace, Cincy...time is a flat circle
 

Nah. Kelly to LSU. Campbell to ND. Herman to ISU. ISU beats Sark in DKR in the last Big 12 season.

[4th&Five 41459]

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

No thanks. BK doesn’t move the needle for me at all so if I’m talking about replacing Sark it wouldn’t be him. In his 7th season, BK lost to Charlie strong…no thanks 

It wasn’t replacing Sark it was instead of Sark. Fickell was always my top choice but ifwe had a do over I’d take BK over Sark in a heartbeat. 

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

I'm not buying this shit at all. No fucking way. 

It's cool to have a lot of activity and surprises and whatever, but sometimes these guys take this carousel shit too far. 

[mdmost 42860]

Notre Dame supposedly doesn't pay shit so maybe this is a play for more money or maybe he just wants that final payday. Dude is 60. Maybe dealing with coonasses is worth the 8-10 million they're going to pay him. 

[ztejas 43263]

3 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

I'm not buying this shit at all. No fucking way. 

It's cool to have a lot of activity and surprises and whatever, but sometimes these guys take this carousel shit too far. 

ESPN reporting it. 

[SimonBolivar 10914]

38 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

LSU the school was in deep financial trouble a couple years ago, all kinds of talk about not being able to pay bills, now throwing around millions for a new coach.  Gotta love college football and boosters interests lol.  

I posted it in another thread but a $100M deal for an LSU coach would be 1/5 of their current endowment. If Harvard decided to do the same they'd pay a coach $10B.

 

LSU alums/boosters don't care a fuck about the school side of LSU.

[Dewey 3280]

Passes Knute, never wins a NC, skips the playoffs for Baton Rouge. Surely I'm not the only one who saw this coming.  Look for Herm Edwards to ND. 

[Rimbo 25778]

48 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Who the fuck leaves nutter dame for lsu? Fucking lmao

How does a coach get stolen from Notre Dame in the first place? They're supposed to be a... no, THE Blueblood college football program!

Well. Anyway. Still...

[SimonBolivar 10914]

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

 Look for Herm Edwards to ND. 

Lol that would be a disaster.

[Laxtonto 11929]

Go tired of the schools bullshit regarding assistant salaries,  o real help n athletic admissions, and being in up there with the shot weather.

 

Why not spend the last 5 years or so of your career drunk off your ass in BR lighting cigars with $100 bills?

It is not like he won’t be the most gifted Xs and Os guy they have had in what, 20 years? 

[Constant 6722]

Baton Rouge better start anchoring all scissor lifts. 

[SimonBolivar 10914]

The craziest part in all of this is Notre Dame's coach is leaving a week before there's a good chance they're in the playoffs. That's just wild.

[Radical Larry 28528]

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Go tired of the schools bullshit regarding assistant salaries,  o real help n athletic admissions, and being in up there with the shot weather.

 

Why not spend the last 5 years or so of your career drunk off your ass in BR lighting cigars with $100 bills?

It is not like he won’t be the most gifted Xs and Os guy they have had in what, 20 years? 

Joe Brady thinks your memory is too short. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

There really is no law that says Lane Kiffin has to be brought up in every single coaching search thread. I swear I've seen his name in every thread like this for the last five years, no matter what his current situation might be or have been at the time.

It reminds me of this brief time in the 1990s when every movie trailer I saw named the big stars and closed with "....and Chazz Palmintieri." Dude was in everything for about six months.

[Nicole44 22027]

29 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Fuck No. Kelly killed a kid and hates recruiting…..and he is a total duck as wel

He is going to the swamp to do expiation then? 

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

ESPN reporting it. 

Until I see Brian Kelly standing at the podium with a daiquiri in his hand, I'm not believing it and even then I'd probably bet money that (dead) Allen Funt was involved in some way. 

[ousux 5586]

saw some Iowa state players hitting the portal...  maybe campbell heading out to ND

Was about to say this...he was just waiting for a big midwest job to open.

[Bigbend1812 12886]

29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We are in a simulation. I have proof. The new Matrix movie is coming out. See? 

All kidding aside. Wow...at everything that has happened in the last 48 hours. Schools are making moves and we got...what? What do we got exactly? 

The Urban thread of McRibwiches. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Campbell is no Fickell. ND will go hard at Fickell first. Is Campbell Catholic? Campbell is a very Protestant name. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

[honolulu horn 6157]

Brian Kelly to LSU and (possible) Brent Venables to ou don't scare me as much as some of the other alternatives that have been tossed around. 

[Ojo Rojo 1895]

50 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

This year's carousel is almost crazy enough for ms paint.

 

[Goodman 3273]

40 minutes ago, ruitxn said:

Lincoln was never going to LSU or Texas.  Did you really want Kelly?

I would have taken Luke or Mel. We got the loser kid who stress eats his way into depression.

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

I don’t think Kelly, his coaching style and his personality will go over well with our Cajun friends. But a payday is a payday. 

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

Brian Kelly to LSU and (possible) Brent Venables to ou don't scare me as much as some of the other alternatives that have been tossed around. 

Curious as to what does scare you? 

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

 

Bears repeating. 

1986, the super bowl that never was...

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

3 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Brian Kelly to LSU and (possible) Brent Venables to ou don't scare me as much as some of the other alternatives that have been tossed around. 

Venables?  OK.  But Kelly at LSU feels quite scary

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Has anyone sold Sark how cool south bend is on Saturdays during college football seasons?

[Landomatic 3813]

This one still pretty unofficial feeling to me.

[TwiceHorn 31269]

35 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

No thanks. BK doesn’t move the needle for me at all so if I’m talking about replacing Sark it wouldn’t be him. In his 7th season, BK lost to Charlie strong…no thanks 

Yeah, when he was rumored, I wasn't excited at all.  Not sure why.

[taybo20 2815]

26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It wasn’t replacing Sark it was instead of Sark. Fickell was always my top choice but ifwe had a do over I’d take BK over Sark in a heartbeat. 

You’ll never convince me

[Nicole44 22027]

The only way this could be a simulation is if Bob and Urban are really friends from the Big Noon Kick Off show (Bob did segments before Urban left and was hired at Jags) and Urban goes OU. That is a simulation. Right? that would never happen? No way they pull that off. So who in the fuck does ND hire? Because different standards...??? 

Edited November 30, 2021 by Nicole44

[millhouse 2587]

LSU should probably invest in some scissor lifts made by the same manufacturer of the blue shed

[ButtFumble 5158]

13 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I posted it in another thread but a $100M deal for an LSU coach would be 1/5 of their current endowment. If Harvard decided to do the same they'd pay a coach $10B.

 

LSU alums/boosters don't care a fuck about the school side of LSU.

 

they really do not have to worry about academic reputation when you have a hiring network that is as strong or stronger than aggy and you know that your connected kids that go to LSU will get good jobs coming out (unless fully reguarded) well it really does not matter

if your kid somewhere along the way while over drinking, eating, and going to football games decides they want to get a job outside of Louisiana they can always make good enough grades to get into a decent graduate school and go from there or they can perform in the workplace and get hired out of state from there 

when you are in a state where your largest city is a total shithole and no one bats an eye that a casino collapsed while being built and killed 2 people well you do not need to give a shit what type of engineers and doctors and lawyers you turn out because the good ones will be known and the bad ones will get a job with connections and will be known as well and will give shitty service to not-connected people and no one that is connected will give a shit those outsiders and little people got fucked life will go on as usual (especially with their french based legal system which also limits outsiders)

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Didn’t Stoops list ND as one of 2 jobs he’d take when he left OU a few years back?

[Nope 3111]

 

[Hagbard Celine 10756]

55 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

What if ND makes the playoff? Crazy shit. 

my first thought too....  and maybe kelly is afraid of getting outclassed YET AGAIN so get out BEFORE you might make the playoffs.....

 

[TrashMaster G 17387]

45 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Fuck No. Kelly killed a kid and hates recruiting…..and he is a total duck as wel

🦆

[Hagbard Celine 10756]

59 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

That's a good ass hire. His willingness to leave Notre Dame makes me wonder if he was available last year.  

cigar engagement ratio:

1/mack

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

It's fucking stupid season.