Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out

[6th Street 6,607]

Literally flying around dropping bags 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,818]

3 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

I’d pay to not see that. If they did land Sanchez I’d be mildly surprised tho. 

Mildly surprised for me wouldn't happen. I would be floored. I can see Dorian Brew, but Sanchez is a massive hill we would have to climb. 

[Lonestar88 4,729]

10 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

 

 

 

I don't disagree that we shouldn't be blindly pessimistic with Clark's recovery, but the one poster (@Magus Ossis) who has actually provided "medical info" is a clinician who directly works with these types of injuries. Pretty sure his info is not outdated.

I obviously wasn’t talking about him, he wasn’t even pessimistic.

[Vertigo 20,396]

19 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If they land Devin Sanchez, I'll masturbate on camera and no Onlyfans fees. 

If you update this to a workplace zoom link, then I am all for it. 

[futureman 22,565]

28 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If they land Devin Sanchez, I'll masturbate on camera and no Onlyfans fees. 

you lack commitment. 

[BornAndRaised 12,427]

Wasn’t Sanchez one of the ones with a helicopter dad? Or am I misremembering a highly ranked db like that this cycle? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,818]

49 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If you update this to a workplace zoom link, then I am all for it. 

I'd rather not be fired, but I guess I can close the door. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,902]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'd rather not be fired, but I guess I can close the door. 

Since you strike me as someone who makes their living in the field of sandwich artistry, a gentle reminder to wash your hands before you head back out. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,818]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Since you strike me as someone who makes their living in the field of sandwich artistry, a gentle reminder to wash your hands before you head back out. 

I wear gloves, don't worry. And I'll add lube. 

Just let me know what you want on your sandwich when I'm done. 

Edited October 4 by Funk Doctor Spock

[BurntOrange&White 40,483]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,818]

I don't think Pettijohn is out of the question for a flip, but man, if they land Sanchez that would be massive. 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Sark’s got Devin “The Shark” Sanchez on the hook, and he’s gonna pull him out of the briny depths of North Shore and wrestle him onto the S.S. Longhorn

Spoiler

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,902]

Are we back on the north shore train already?

[Fondren & Main 6,765]

59 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are we back on the north shore train already?

Good kids from good families! (who can ball) 

[texifornia 57,282]

No big recruits so just saying hi

 

[Vertigo 20,396]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No big recruits so just saying hi

 

Not sure how I missed Gilbert coming back? When did this happen?

[Radical Larry 28,676]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Not sure how I missed Gilbert coming back? When did this happen?

February

[texifornia 57,282]

Hi Kelshaun

 

[Hank_Hill 19,001]

Sark gets a police escort?

[Park Gothic 5,144]

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

[campcrunk 2,516]

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

As much as I'd love for this to be true, it sounds like someone is messing with Nahlin. Seems to happen a lot

[futureman 22,565]

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

I have not heard this. 

[chad.ihrig 584]

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

[Park Gothic 5,144]

2 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

As much as I'd love for this to be true, it sounds like someone is messing with Nahlin. Seems to happen a lot

Yeah, I am also skeptical. If it was (almost) anyone other than Nahlin I'd give it more credence, but that guy's entire business is built on telling Texas fans what they want to hear. 

[SarkAfterDark 1,702]

I’m pretty sure he is basing that opinion on the sole fact Sark visited today and just wants to throw that out there so the could say he was first if it does happen

[trythisathome 980]

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

Nahlin's recruiting scoops are worth about as much as FCB's at this point. 

[Ricky Butler 2,737]

No opinion on this new rumor, but why has Sanchez been such an unwavering lock to OSU?

[Helobious 9,511]

Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him. 

[BurntOrange&White 40,483]

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

Why don’t you post what that fucking alcoholic said 

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him. 

If his name was Devin Williams you wouldn’t be saying this

[Dbeasy 15,241]

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

Hold on. I have heard this. I was on a web site dedicated to Teas Longhorn fans, and it was discussed. 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

As with all deep sea fishing, the situation is fluid.

[Gut Wagon 8,130]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why don’t you post what that fucking alcoholic said 

If his name was Devin Williams you wouldn’t be saying this

Then again, if the player's name were Deion Sanchez, he'd claim the kid is the best ever. 

[Texasborn91 992]

I don’t get think Nahlin said he felt bullish about Sanchez… just that Texas was going to see him. He said there was a long way to go. But multiple sites have said he answers the phone every time Texas calls…

[Newy25 7,799]

37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why don’t you post what that fucking alcoholic said 

If his name was Devin Williams you wouldn’t be saying this

Are you talking shit about alcoholics now? 

[closetojumping 63,378]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

 

2 hours ago, campcrunk said:

As much as I'd love for this to be true, it sounds like someone is messing with Nahlin. Seems to happen a lot

Given how Nahlin fucking crushed the Denver Harris recruitment out of North Shore, I think we should absolutely go all in on buying that loser’s latest POV.  

[closetojumping 63,378]

57 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him. 

Negged because you are an unentertaining troll with a terrible schtick. Go get fucked, dummy. 

[HenryJames 66,301]

21 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

But multiple sites have said he answers the phone every time Texas calls…

Maybe he’s a boomer.

[billfromlaketravis 11,629]

1 hour ago, trythisathome said:

Nahlin's recruiting scoops are worth about as much as FCB's at this point. 

Yup. Wake me up if he’s at the Georgia game. 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

45 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Are you talking shit about alcoholics now? 

If his name was Evan Williams, you wouldn't be asking this

[Hank_Hill 19,001]

Honestly just want him here for the dirty Sanchez jokes

[Hank_Hill 19,001]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yup. Wake me up if he’s at the Georgia game. 

 I don’t put much into any recruit showing up to a top 5 matchup for free one way or the other

Edited October 5 by Hank_Hill

[billfromlaketravis 11,629]

Brew is a tough one to figure. Dad is a gold medalist in 400 relay, went to LSU. Mom was also a sprinter and in the fOSU Hall of Fame. I believe he’s a move in from Ohio. He didn’t give Texas the time of day and it seemed like Oregon always led.

I wonder if mom and dad got creeped out by Brian Kelly and Ryan Day disrespectfully, and Oregon was the compromise school. Maybe mom and dad don’t want a 5 hour flight to see their kid play? 

[Hookem10 773]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him. 

about sanchez, but sark can be a wizard at times. 

[Hank Scorpio 17,731]

Sanchez is the best prospect and person in Texas since Tunmise. 

[Hookem10 773]

has the term "he picks up the phone every time " become the new vague term for 9.95ers. im already tired of hearing it 🤣. I heard Sanchez's tears cure cancer, to bad he doesn't cry. 

[Llewelyn Moss 212]

4 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

On the IT YouTube today with Wells he suggested the opposite—that Sanchez has been committed to OSU forever and it’s highly unlikely, but Sark wants to shoot his shot.

[FCB 42]

3 hours ago, trythisathome said:

Nahlin's recruiting scoops are worth about as much as FCB's at this point. 

 

[Mittens 8,398]

 

[Da Fino 2,798]

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I wonder if mom and dad got creeped out by Brian Kelly and Ryan Day disrespectfully, and Oregon was the compromise school. Maybe mom and dad don’t want a 5 hour flight to see their kid play? 

How do you come up with this shit?

[billfromlaketravis 11,629]

27 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

How do you come up with this shit?

And