Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. 

I knew you were a fucking brain dead retard.  But this here confirms it aggy 

[Redneck Mutha 8,050]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Some of us didn’t have our reception at Golden Corral 

You don't have to rub our noses in it, Richie Rich.

[Hookem2147 21,422]

Gerry said the plan right now is for Zion Williams to take an OV to Texas this weekend 

[Park Gothic 5,139]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

The number 1 rule of Surly is never fucking argue with Helobious.  Bit or idiot, it doesn't matter because it's an exercise in futility.

A disconcerting number of veteran posters are biting on shitty helobious bait. 

[Dbeasy 15,224]

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Maybe take a 2nd look at who is posting the stupid.

Helobious posts so many incredibly stupid takes that there is speculation he’s nothing but a troll like futureman, because it’s inconceivable someone could post so many stupid things. 

[Red Five 41,066]

I think it's funny that someone attempted to give him the benefit of the doubt, and he was like "No man, I meant I'd like to see Ffrench sign with Florida!". 

I'm fascinated by "bits" on the internet that make posters look like drooling vegetables. What's in it for them?

[Hank_Hill 18,994]

We don’t have to worry about head to heads with Florida for recruits from Florida so I hope this head to head with Florida for a 5 star from Florida goes their way. Holy shit, still processing.

Edited November 20 by Hank_Hill

[hookemATL 11,973]

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. 

[Leanderman 2,314]

"I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. "

[Foosters 17,918]

Helo made 2 posts. 

There's been close to 40 posts quoting him and sharing opinions on why he's dumb. 

Neg and move on for fucks sake

[irishtexan 11,530]

You dumb fuckers can put that dumb fucker on ignore. You know that, right?

[deech 2,300]

Lake Travis ISD set to pay $1.5 million dollars for the kid with the peanut allergy case.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,604]

I hope Sark flips both Phillips and Zion.  Just to give a big fuck you to LSU/Kelly/Bo for the flips back in the summer.  

Added bonus would be the Tigerdroppings melt.

[General Specific 3,342]

I think it’s more they hate guys from Boston. Go fuck yourself, we’re nice people. 

Boston? I suppose you hate Kansas as well? What about Asia or Europe? Wait, this isn’t the music thread?

Those people from Tennessee suck!

- Santa Anna probably

[Getafix 28,887]

 

From LSU 247.

 

 

 

[Gidnik 3,352]

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. 

you witless fucking dishrag.  Stop acting like a shower shoe you fucking ASVAB waiver

[General Specific 3,342]

I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. 

[General Specific 3,342]

I must’ve missed all those tight head-to-head recruiting battles with the gators over the years. 
 
Seriously, I don’t think that’s happened one time. Florida is a solid tier below the current recruiting alphas (UGA, Bama, tOSU, ORE, us). If we want a top player from Florida we will not be competing with UF for him. But yeah if they can become more competitive that’s a direct thorn to the other SEC powers. 

Just go back over our history and compare when we are good vs. say anyone in the SWC/BXII. Now do SEC.

Helobious runs into a bar…

You will never hear a Surlite say, duck you daft prick!

[PsychMike 1,552]

11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

With Tom Herman currently unemployed, who are the biggest asshole HCs in CFB? I’m not talking about doichebags like Riley. I mean real assholes. 

Brian Kelly seems like easily the biggest one. He’s killed a guy, he’s permanently condescending, he screams constantly at everyone on the sidelines. How could anyone look forward to playing for that dickhead? He’s really easy to dislike and root against. 

I think you answered your own question correctly. But some posters are bringing up currently unemployed coaches. Who's your pick? Biff Poggi? Tom Herman? I think Bo Pelini wins this one by a nose.

[General Specific 3,342]

I think you answered your own question correctly. But some posters are bringing up currently unemployed coaches. Who's your pick? Biff Poggi? Tom Herman? I think Bo Pelini wins this one by a nose.

I think he wins it by pissing his pants!

[closetojumping 63,086]

Regarding Zion Williams, that one is just about marking territory for Texas. Williams isn’t a difference maker. I’m hoping he sticks with LSU. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,522]

10 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

I think you answered your own question correctly. But some posters are bringing up currently unemployed coaches. Who's your pick? Biff Poggi? Tom Herman? I think Bo Pelini wins this one by a nose.

Yeah, but it’s a metric nose.

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Regarding Zion ... that one is just about marking territory ...

Tale as old as time

[Ricky Butler 2,735]

The on field results vs NIL package importance in recruiting still messes with my traditional recruiting brain. Luckily our team is winning and our donors and boosters are generous so we’ve got all our bases covered. Exciting times. 

[Hookem2147 21,422]

I know the thought most of the year was 4 HS DT’s but Williams doesn’t excite me (apparently has motivation issues and didn’t have a good senior year) and it seems like Chance Sims isn’t happening.

Lock down Charles and Sharma, add Mbatchou and use all other resources for the portal would be my vote.

Edited November 21 by Hookem2147

[Saint Tacky 1,622]

6 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Over 12,000 posts and 100% 25% of them are pure shit.  The other 75% 99% were probably made in the CR. any thread with "Astros" in the title.

FIFY

[Hornlover 8,849]

The University of Colorado marketing department came up with "You play good, they pay good". 

[texifornia 57,224]

4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

The University of Colorado marketing department came up with "You play good, they pay good". 

I know it's somewhat working for them but that whole personality cult they're running up there is so offputting. Who gives a shit if the head coach was a good athlete himself? Some people clearly want to be a part of the glory reflecting off Deion's sunglasses, though.

[irishtexan 11,530]

59 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

The University of Colorado marketing department came up with "You play good, they pay good". 

*well

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,792]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

All the bozos on Tigerdroppings are saying Gerry is full of it on his report and no way Phillips will leave Corey Raymond.

That's called coping 

11 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I thought Hilson was basically a silent to us, and now it feels like the race has tightened between us and A&M, which is irritating AF. Unless he's just using them for the official for to see our game with them. But that's not what this fees like. 

He'll be here for Kentucky, but if his team wins their game on Friday before Tex/Aggy (which they're favored), he won't be able to make it, which is a shame. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Regarding Zion Williams, that one is just about marking territory for Texas. Williams isn’t a difference maker. I’m hoping he sticks with LSU. 

Exactly this. He's a JAG. 

Edited November 21 by Funk Doctor Spock

[texifornia 57,224]

Committing at a view count? Ok

 

[Chili dog 1,787]

14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

If you listen to Coffee and Football you'll know that there customer base are 2/3rds dumbass

I see what you did their. 

[Spaceman Spiff 403]

It's all fun and games until a newly invigorated Florida, riding the wave of flipping Jamie French, waltzes into Corpus Christi and signs Jaime Mmexican right out from under us.

[Teryor 4,538]

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Committing at a view count? Ok

 

Views on a random video hosting website is a hilarious benchmark to go for. Do x hundred YT subs or x IG followers that can turn into something tangible. Not to mention he's putting it on Twitter which has by FAR the worst click-through rate of all the social media sites. Would love to know whose idea this was.

[Tex Pete 20,936]

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'm fascinated by "bits" on the internet that make posters look like drooling vegetables. What's in it for them?

I know we’ve turned out some great actors and actresses, but there’s not a chance he’s creative or clever enough to have come up with that character. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,153]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Committing at a view count? Ok

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,617]

13 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

He's already at 11k views and has yet to commit.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,153]

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

He's already at 11k views and has yet to commit.

Just to make sure, I clicked the link, too. It didn’t have enough views at the time.  He needs to hurry up or I’m going to retract my view. 

[Napoleon 8,710]

16 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Currently HC or were assholes as HC?

If the latter is the criteria we’re using:

Bryan Harsin
Urban Meyer
Turtle Tommy
DJ Durkin
Bryan Kelly
Chip Kelly

 

You forgot...
 

 

 

 

Edited November 21 by Napoleon

[Teryor 4,538]

35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

He's already at 11k views and has yet to commit.

Probably because it's at ~1500

[Hornius Emeritus 12,496]

28 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Probably because it's at ~1500

??

At 13,700 views right now.

 

[Teryor 4,538]

26 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

??

At 13,700 views right now.

 

It's the views on the qwikcut video link, not the tweet views (which is an incredibly flawed metric)

[Leanderman 2,314]

"I think it’s more they hate guys from Boston. "

[Keef 793]

12 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

You don't have to rub our noses in it, Richie Rich.

Username checks out

[RomaVicta 30,072]

Look!

Standing ovation!

On his head!

Maybe even attached!

 

 

[futureman 22,565]

4 hours ago, Teryor said:

not the tweet views (which is an incredibly flawed metric)

how's that?  a view is a view.

[Tex Pete 20,936]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

how's that?  a view is a view.

Presumably he wants people to watch his video, not just look at his picture. But maybe that’s just how I think. 

[Davis Lane 5,754]

16 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Everyone is our enemy. 

[SuckitKevin 968]

Need to hold on to Townsend, fuck aggy

[futureman 22,565]

37 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Presumably he wants people to watch his video, 

I think that’s obvious.