Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out

[DixonHur 11725]

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Which one's due first?

[utexas8 1498]

He looks like a bust. Glad we didn’t flip him.

[SydneyCarton 48593]

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

 

I apologize for doubting your description of his physique. He is truly a wad of chewed bubble gum on pencils. 

Now what if I told you that graphic was flattering?

[Bevo14 8456]

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Now what if I told you that graphic was flattering?

That's because he's standing next to the Elk.

[Teamdirtyleg 1112]

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I recognize Texas, but what is it next to a cake of an Elephant growing a small penis out of it's head?

Oh, that's Harbaugh

[LCHorn 2689]

24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

[Teamdirtyleg 1112]

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

[ThatsGold 10]

So, based on composite scores, Justus Terry will sign with the Number One recruiting class. 

[FunkSoulBrother 950]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It was DJ Sanders, so nope. And yeah, probably done.

Portal time!

[Texasrocks 2215]

36 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I love that you thought we all needed a map of Texas to reference.

Wait, Jordan Elliot is not from Laos?

[dilloncp98 80]

It sounds like Ty Haywood will not be signing with Bama during the early period. Michigan is the favorite right now, but maybe we make a push in January if he’s still out there?

[graemakin 7]

1 minute ago, dilloncp98 said:

It sounds like Ty Haywood will not be signing with Bama during the early period. Michigan is the favorite right now, but maybe we make a push in January if he’s still out there?

I don't think Texas ever pursued him.  Either he wasn't interested or Flood maybe didn't feel like he had the measurables.

[kevwun 15971]

He is a bit of the skinny side for Flood, but he's close to Goosby's size in high school.

[Daichee Bell 2991]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

……
this cycle the guys that qualify for the latter for me are Zion, Hilson and the fat Bellville kid that looks like a muffin on toothpicks. If that tackle stays with the Oklahoma freak show I will put him in that category as well. 

As Jesus said, “let him without a muffin cast the first stone.”

 

[Cairn Horn88 8447]

1 hour ago, SarksJuggs said:

Willingly getting on a sinking ship is certainly a choice. 

He knows it is the Titanic!

[Hank Kingsley 21189]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@texifornia

 

"I fasusi many trips to the Autozone Liberty Bowl in your future..."

[Funk Doctor Spock 12837]

8 hours ago, Kwix said:

Damnit! Thought we had him.

Bitch made 

8 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

 

7 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

I'm starting to think Ketch has never even seen Ocean's Eleven....

 

6 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

I was promised flips and surprises. I see neither.

 

6 hours ago, utexas8 said:

Wiley to Miami

 

I have no doubts he's seen the ocean and 11 things surrounding him 

6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Hopefully Sark takes a more aggressive approach out of the gate and takes a couple of DTs early next cycle. What look like doubles in May suddenly look like home runs in December (ie: Sims). 

Bobby has said they're taking an aggressive aapeoah to the portal this year and it's already lined up. 

5 hours ago, Atticus said:

I wouldn’t count on gullette being on the team next year. Hopefully he stays and breaks out, but he isn’t playing enough for me to think that is in the cards for him here. 

Gullette will get his turn at LB/Edge is this season. People forget he has a nasty injury his senior yewe. 

5 hours ago, JohnnyTapia said:

1. What exactly happened with Pettijohn that made him end up at tOSU?

2. I’ll never understand choosing Lacey over Russell 

Sark saw both QB'S and decided Lacey would fit better. Russell only got a bump because he committed to Bama. He'll get lost in shuffle at Bama with being behind (Milroe if he's smart to come back, and then Austin Mack ahead of him. Will he be patient enough, especially when they bring in a '26 QB?

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I think I've been as straightforward as I could be in that Sharma already flipped to USC earlier this week. Texas has been doing what it can, but USC's extremely desperate. This goes back to being too selective early on if you weren't going to have the cajones to do what it takes to retain the guys you do land. 

 

God this is delicious. Wrong again? Wow.  

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

They're going to win the Stewart NOLA auction. They're not swinging for one DT and they're offering significant paydays. Riley and Elko are in the same spot of trying to convince the money that they are *that* close and just to shore up a few key spots to land on top, particularly DT. 

 

Nothing makes me hapoier than seeing you shit your pants hoe.

4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

[irishtexan 11613]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Bitch made 

 

 

 

I have no doubts he's seen the ocean and 11 things surrounding him 

Bobby has said they're taking an aggressive aapeoah to the portal this year and it's already lined up. 

Gullette will get his turn at LB/Edge is this season. People forget he has a nasty injury his senior yewe. 

Sark saw both QB'S and decided Lacey would fit better. Russell only got a bump because he committed to Bama. He'll get lost in shuffle at Bama with being behind (Milroe if he's smart to come back, and then Austin Mack ahead of him. Will he be patient enough, especially when they bring in a '26 QB?

God this is delicious. Wrong again? Wow.  

Nothing makes me hapoier than seeing you shit your pants hoe.

On the one hand, I commend you for using multi-quote and consolidating this into a single post. 

On the other hand, good luck with this post. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12837]

Just now, irishtexan said:

On the one hand, I commend you for using multi-quote and consolidating this into a single post. 

On the other hand, good luck with this post. 

Thanks, bud. 

[ConferenceRoom 6182]

What’s a pants hoe?

[Hank_Hill 19110]

4 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

 

Bobby has said they're taking an aggressive aapeoah to the portal this year and it's already lined up. 

 

We heard the same thing last year. It is a much bigger need this time around so maybe we get a little crazier 

[Atticus 4058]

We took three DTs last cycle and two of them were hits. How did Bear Alexander and Damonic Williams turn out?

[Katfid54 8774]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

"Fuck them brakes Lilliputians"

--Steve Sarkisian Mike Elko

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12837]

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We heard the same thing last year. It is a much bigger need this time around so maybe we get a little crazier 

Yeah, I'm not sure. But they emphasized that they've identified who they want so far and it's gonna get crazy. But like you said, we heard it already. We'll just have to wait and, I guess. But I do believe going into year 5 that Sark and Co actually do have a realistic plan of who they're targetiing, especially WR/DT

[Katfid54 8774]

19 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Bitch made 

 

 

 

I have no doubts he's seen the ocean and 11 things surrounding him 

Bobby has said they're taking an aggressive aapeoah to the portal this year and it's already lined up. 

Gullette will get his turn at LB/Edge is this season. People forget he has a nasty injury his senior yewe. 

Sark saw both QB'S and decided Lacey would fit better. Russell only got a bump because he committed to Bama. He'll get lost in shuffle at Bama with being behind (Milroe if he's smart to come back, and then Austin Mack ahead of him. Will he be patient enough, especially when they bring in a '26 QB?

God this is delicious. Wrong again? Wow.  

Nothing makes me hapoier than seeing you shit your pants hoe.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12837]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

 

[Leanderman 2325]

Ketch tonight after all his dedication and hard work keeping us updated on recruits.

 

Edited 5 hours ago by Leanderman

[Xminus6 822]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is the most top-heavy commitment edit ever.

[hookemATL 12020]

Pretty ballsy to do multi quote call outs, when you belong to the Biggest Bitches Club of surly posters that were shamed into changing their username. 

on the most active day this thread will see, I sure do love slogging thru your lazy ass “haha your were wrong” posts like so much knee high horseshit. Next time screenshot old posts you are obsessively ruminating on and DM directly to your nemesis with a pithy gif and save us all the trouble. 

[TexasRenegade 2472]

7 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

This is the most top-heavy commitment edit ever.

well you can see in the graphic Elko is already having to hold him up as hes got a lean going on.

[Enchubben 5573]

Bill Bedenbaugh looks like a morbidly obese Ed Helms 

[Hookem2147 21510]

Take it for whatever it is worth, but Nahlin said the 4 flips he was monitoring the last 48 hours were Kade Phillips, DJ Sanders, Dorian Brew and one other A&M commit he can't reveal yet for some reason. 

[Frank Drebin 5719]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

[BurntOrange&White 40785]

10 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Take it for whatever it is worth, but Nahlin said the 4 flips he was monitoring the last 48 hours were Kade Phillips, DJ Sanders, Dorian Brew and one other A&M commit he can't reveal yet for some reason. 

Bobby or Gerry said they were in contact with Kiotti Armstrong so maybe him? Weird they can’t reveal even though they’re all signed. 

[tokamak 6495]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bobby or Gerry said they were in contact with Kiotti Armstrong so maybe him? Weird they can’t reveal even though they’re all signed. 

Always wondered about him. Supposedly our staff absolutely loved him as a prospect.

[Tex Long 4516]

21 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

... DM directly to your nemesis with a pithy gif and save us all the trouble. 

Pithy Gif  may be the best band name of the day. Fine work.

[Herbie Hancock 7401]

Pretty ballsy to do multi quote call outs, when you belong to the Biggest Bitches Club of surly posters that were shamed into changing their username. 
on the most active day this thread will see, I sure do love slogging thru your lazy ass “haha your were wrong” posts like so much knee high horseshit. Next time screenshot old posts you are obsessively ruminating on and DM directly to your nemesis with a pithy gif and save us all the trouble. 

I +rep’d this. Not necessarily because of the content, but because you did what so many other dipshits above you couldn’t do and responded to that flaming spastic gobshite without quoting him, and this subjecting those of us that have him on ignore to his idiotic drivel. Take notes people.

[Hank_Hill 19110]

39 minutes ago, Atticus said:

We took three DTs last cycle and two of them were hits. How did Bear Alexander and Damonic Williams turn out?

Hindsight it definitely worked out great. I don’t think we’re hiring away any DCs (knock on wood) this year and those 3 came cheap as far as DL transfers go. Think we swing harder out of necessity this time around. 

[hookemATL 12020]

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

I +rep’d this. Not necessarily because of the content, but because you did what so many other dipshits above you couldn’t do and responded to that flaming spastic gobshite without quoting him, and this subjecting those of us that have him on ignore to his idiotic drivel. Take notes people.

[closetojumping 63712]

53 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

On the one hand, I commend you for using multi-quote and consolidating this into a single post. 

On the other hand, good luck with this post. 

 

24 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Pretty ballsy to do multi quote call outs, when you belong to the Biggest Bitches Club of surly posters that were shamed into changing their username. 

on the most active day this thread will see, I sure do love slogging thru your lazy ass “haha your were wrong” posts like so much knee high horseshit. Next time screenshot old posts you are obsessively ruminating on and DM directly to your nemesis with a pithy gif and save us all the trouble. 

Given these comments and posting the guy’s stuff, I thought “who is his nemesis?” and clicked to view the ignored post. It didn’t disappoint. 

1) The guy still has no grip on how recruiting works. It’s hard to be “wrong” when providing info and establishing that things change, and particularly around signing day. 

2) The irony of citing guys as sources and then accidentally mocking those same people because the idiot doesn’t understand the intertwined nature between some of us is delicious. 

3) To watch an admitted cuckhold call other people “bitch made” and “hoes” shows that, through all of his timult, he’s sadly learned nothing.

4) Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

[irishtexan 11613]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Given these comments and posting the guy’s stuff, I thought “who is his nemesis?” and clicked to view the ignored post. It didn’t disappoint. 

1) The guy still has no grip on how recruiting works. It’s hard to be “wrong” when providing info and establishing that things change, and particularly around signing day. 

2) The irony of citing guys as sources and then accidentally mocking those same people because the idiot doesn’t understand the intertwined nature between some of us is delicious. 

3) To watch an admitted cuckhold call other people “bitch made” and “hoes” shows that, through all of his timult, he’s sadly learned nothing.

4) Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

[Tex-19 2916]

1 hour ago, dilloncp98 said:

It sounds like Ty Haywood will not be signing with Bama during the early period. Michigan is the favorite right now, but maybe we make a push in January if he’s still out there?

I was wondering about this too. Lots of Denton Ryan has come to Austin so seems strange to have no connection to a 5 star there

[Katfid54 8774]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

3) To watch an admitted cuckhold call other people “bitch made” and “hoes” shows that, through all of his timult, he’s sadly learned nothing.

*tumult

but otherwise, holy shit, dude.

[Lou_Sassle 2955]

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Given these comments and posting the guy’s stuff, I thought “who is his nemesis?” and clicked to view the ignored post. It didn’t disappoint. 

1) The guy still has no grip on how recruiting works. It’s hard to be “wrong” when providing info and establishing that things change, and particularly around signing day. 

2) The irony of citing guys as sources and then accidentally mocking those same people because the idiot doesn’t understand the intertwined nature between some of us is delicious. 

3) To watch an admitted cuckhold call other people “bitch made” and “hoes” shows that, through all of his timult, he’s sadly learned nothing.

4) Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Admitted cuck, eh?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12837]

49 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Pretty ballsy to do multi quote call outs, when you belong to the Biggest Bitches Club of surly posters that were shamed into changing their username. 

on the most active day this thread will see, I sure do love slogging thru your lazy ass “haha your were wrong” posts like so much knee high horseshit. Next time screenshot old posts you are obsessively ruminating on and DM directly to your nemesis with a pithy gif and save us all the trouble. 

You big.mad. That amuses me. 

24 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I +rep’d this. Not necessarily because of the content, but because you did what so many other dipshits above you couldn’t do and responded to that flaming spastic gobshite without quoting him, and this subjecting those of us that have him on ignore to his idiotic drivel. Take notes people.

Who are you? No, seriously, who are you? You must be a cloak roomer who crawls out from under your rug to show up. 

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Given these comments and posting the guy’s stuff, I thought “who is his nemesis?” and clicked to view the ignored post. It didn’t disappoint. 

1) The guy still has no grip on how recruiting works. It’s hard to be “wrong” when providing info and establishing that things change, and particularly around signing day. 

2) The irony of citing guys as sources and then accidentally mocking those same people because the idiot doesn’t understand the intertwined nature between some of us is delicious. 

3) To watch an admitted cuckhold call other people “bitch made” and “hoes” shows that, through all of his timult, he’s sadly learned nothing.

4) Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

So you're upset because you flop your cllit out and make a post telling the board that you tried to tell the folks about Sharma when you knew nothing. 

Narcassim and insecurity must get you high. Just admit you were wrong and move on. It's ok to be wrong. If you didn't care what I say about you, then why are you clicking on my post? Someone who doesn't care would just say "meh. I'm not wasting my time", but nope, you just can't help yourself to see what I say. Your "ignore" list doesn't seem to be working when you're clicking on my post. 

[Katfid54 8774]

[texifornia 57613]

 

[Foosters 17982]

sorry to rain on the cuck, ho, and salty bitch discussion, but I must have missed what's happening with Justus Terry? That one's still undecided?

[Getafix 29156]

 

20/24 is pretty impressive.

(Wish it included Townsend, too ... )

 

, 

 

 

[HtownHorn 14997]

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

sorry to rain on the cuck, ho, and salty bitch discussion, but I must have missed what's happening with Justus Terry? That one's still undecided?

Deciding Friday and the team that gets him finishes #1.