Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out

[Fondren & Main 6871]

3 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

So did Sark flip off the cameras today? That’s the only way I’ll know if it was a good day. 

No, but he did not require an AK.

[Scholz 12301]

10 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

No, but he did not require an AK.

[Tex Pete 21394]

7 hours ago, chemHORN said:

Good luck to the young man battling in the cellar of the SEC for the next 4 years. 

Nah. Fuck him. And fuck OU. 

[runthebone 8322]

28 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

No, but he did not require an AK.

The thing that I always wondered about was why he was keeping stats during a pickup basketball game

[closetohumping 17778]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Odd they don’t have us in the top 16

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

Yep, and stuck my foot in my mouth, as you have plainly demonstrated. On Weed, my alligator mouth can overload my Canary ass in about three seconds. I now set a three minute timer to dwell on what I was about to use as a rebuttal. Try it, don't fly off the handle. That don't work on Weed.

CHIEF

Taking weed with xanax is a pretty good combo, but it makes me type like a retard....even more than I already do. I love me some gummies because they give me that body high, while the xanax also gives a good, not paranoid Hess high (but only with the weed). Taking it normally it just calms my anxiety, but I highly recommend  everyone try it. 

[UDontKnow 10557]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Taking weed with xanax is a pretty good combo, but it makes me type like a retard....even more than I already do. I love me some gummies because they give me that body high, while the xanax also gives a good, not paranoid Hess high (but only with the weed). Taking it normally it just calms my anxiety, but I highly recommend  everyone try it. 

 

[Scholz 12301]

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The thing that I always wondered about was why he was keeping stats during a pickup basketball game

He was messing around 

[MuellerHorn 4607]

7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Taking weed with xanax is a pretty good combo, but it makes me type like a retard....even more than I already do. I love me some gummies because they give me that body high, while the xanax also gives a good, not paranoid Hess high (but only with the weed). Taking it normally it just calms my anxiety, but I highly recommend  everyone try it. 

 

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

It really does. I was wondering how the absolutely wild ass swings in writing ability occur haha. That’ll be fun to know going forward. 

Edited December 5 by MuellerHorn

[Gucci_Suit 2809]

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He was messing around 

Yes but he was also freaking brothers like MJ 

[UDontKnow 10557]

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

It really does. I was wondering how the absolutely wild ass swings in writing ability occur haha. That’ll be fun to know going forward. 

And there's also this: https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/two-types-of-drugs-you-may-want-to-avoid-for-the-sake-of-your-brain

Notable excepts:

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But those who had taken a benzodiazepine for three to six months had a 32% greater risk of developing Alzheimer's, and those taking one for more than six months had an 84% greater risk than those who hadn't taken one.

 

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Benzodiazepines boost another neurotransmitter's effectiveness. They make gamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA)—which slows the activity of neurons in the brain-—more potent.

 

It's why I absolutely refuse to prescribe benzos and any who come to me for care I de-prescribe. But Surly on!

[Hermanator 7570]

2 hours ago, CHIEF said:

On Weed, my alligator mouth can overload my Canary ass 

[cashman 10]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

UCLA getting outcrooted by Maryland and rutgers?? Man thats rough

[MuellerHorn 4607]

31 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

And there's also this: https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/two-types-of-drugs-you-may-want-to-avoid-for-the-sake-of-your-brain

Notable excepts:

 

 

It's why I absolutely refuse to prescribe benzos and any who come to me for care I de-prescribe. But Surly on!

Yep, Benzos are not so great…

Edited December 5 by MuellerHorn

[westexhorn 2157]

53 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

And there's also this: https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/two-types-of-drugs-you-may-want-to-avoid-for-the-sake-of-your-brain

Notable excepts:

 

 

It's why I absolutely refuse to prescribe benzos and any who come to me for care I de-prescribe. But Surly on!

"Moreover, dementia risk increased along with the cumulative dose. Taking an anticholinergic for the equivalent of three years or more was associated with a 54% higher dementia risk than taking the same dose for three months or less."

Welp, my wife has been taking doxolamine for over 6 years now for sleep.  Sounds like incoming dementia.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

37 minutes ago, cashman said:

UCLA getting outcrooted by Maryland and rutgers?? Man thats rough

Yep, I’m starting to question the Asian poon claims.

 

 

* I hope this fishing trip goes as planned.

[I Plead Da Fif 361]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

And there's also this: https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/two-types-of-drugs-you-may-want-to-avoid-for-the-sake-of-your-brain

Notable excepts:

 

 

It's why I absolutely refuse to prescribe benzos and any who come to me for care I de-prescribe. But Surly on!

So I take Ashwagandha in tea form every work day. Given its activity on GABA should I be concerned similarly? It’s just something I’ve turned to in the past few months to calm work stress and would switch back to cbd gummies easily if the tea were an issue.

[texifornia 58786]

2 hours ago, TXpride said:

Wish we had more large humans these last 2 classes. Plenty of talent, but we're only "back" because of the big boys. Obviously Sark knows this. Gonna have to hit the portal hard.

We got a lot of OL Flood identified early - it's a "put up or shut up" class for him. DL we bought a great class - Baker needs to develop and keep them on board.

[texifornia 58786]

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

It really does. I was wondering how the absolutely wild ass swings in writing ability occur haha. That’ll be fun to know going forward. 

Christ, at least cocaine is actually fun.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

It really does. I was wondering how the absolutely wild ass swings in writing ability occur haha. That’ll be fun to know going forward. 

Bro. It's the best, damn if it doesn't take mins to write one sentence lol. 

The best is when you're on a movie binge lol. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

 

 

[Hookem2147 21930]

Haha

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

6 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

We flipped one and held onto our guys.  That works for me.  
 

maybe we have a 1 in 4 shot of flipping Terry.  

Are still #1. Worst case we end up 2-3. Regardless, this class is elite elite. God damn Sark has really made us a constant playoffs contender, it's only a matter of time before we're hoisting the trophy. 

 

We're winning and go mow through our those weak ass team and buff fuck Oregon if they make it. We're fucking everyone in our path. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

5 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

You’re never again allowed to call someone out for failing to deliver

I'll keep that in my pocket of not giving a shit about your opinion sinxe I have no idea who you are. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

5 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Quit. Fucking. Quoting. Him. You fucking ASVAB waiver.

Who. The. Fuck. Are. You. 

Go back to the cloak room. You're irrelevant.

Merry Christmas and happy new year!

 

 

[TXpride 605]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We got a lot of OL Flood identified early - it's a "put up or shut up" class for him. DL we bought a great class - Baker needs to develop and keep them on board.

I think Brooks could be a monster. Not sure about the others. When it comes to OL development, half of them probably won't pan out (even with Flood). Which is why I'd like to see us take 5 every year. It's too important a position to put all your eggs in one basket.

DL is a little more predictable, but you still need plenty of bodies so you can rotate guys. We look ok at edge, but we've fallen way behind on the interior.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

It would not surprise me if Saek has a couple of more recruits that flip or sign. Bobby going out of his way to Justus Terry's announcement leads me to believe the BMD'S have thrown  ridiculous money to him that he can't he can't say no do. 

Obivously I could be wrong, but it's interesting nonetheless. Let's hope we had him and keep our #1 class. Sark is building a BAMA/early USC roster, and kids want in on it. 

I have a feeling we'll pass on Javiin Osborne ans Bell and go get that kid from Alabama and a kid Florida. We're at the elite table norw. It's rime we go  big fish hunting in Georgia for some D-linemen 

And fuck Kirby. He'll fuck around and find out on Saturday, and then we pound  everybody else in our way. 

[Hank_Hill 19764]

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Taking weed with xanax is a pretty good combo, but it makes me type like a retard....even more than I already do. I love me some gummies because they give me that body high, while the xanax also gives a good, not paranoid Hess high (but only with the weed). Taking it normally it just calms my anxiety, but I highly recommend  everyone try it. 

Wasn’t it shrooms daily like a week ago? As someone who loves partaking in drugs, I like your style. As a doctor, maybe take it easy for a bit. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Wasn’t it shrooms daily like a week ago? As someone who loves partaking in drugs, I like your style. As a doctor, maybe take it easy for a bit. 

Yeah, the shrooms really make my typing make zero since. I haven't taken any in like a week ans a half, I had to stop because I was seeing all kinds of rfindsm things. It made it extremely difficult to watch the games, so I needed to stop. Not to mention I began having bad trips and thinking too much about my divorce and lost my furry best frienda. I knew it was time to let off them for a while.

[GummysAndDTs 5]

28 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yeah, the shrooms really make my typing make zero since. I haven't taken any in like a week ans a half, I had to stop because I was seeing all kinds of rfindsm things. It made it extremely difficult to watch the games, so I needed to stop. Not to mention I began having bad trips and thinking too much about my divorce and lost my furry best frienda. I knew it was time to let 

53 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

It would not surprise me if Saek has a couple of more recruits that flip or sign. Bobby going out of his way to Justus Terry's announcement leads me to believe the BMD'S have thrown  ridiculous money to him that he can't he can't say no do. 

Obivously I could be wrong, but it's interesting nonetheless. Let's hope we had him and keep our #1 class. Sark is building a BAMA/early USC roster, and kids want in on it. 

I have a feeling we'll pass on Javiin Osborne ans Bell and go get that kid from Alabama and a kid Florida. We're at the elite table norw. It's rime we go  big fish hunting in Georgia for some D-linemen 

And fuck Kirby. He'll fuck around and find out on Saturday, and then we pound  everybody else in our way. 

 

And finally we reach our destination folks, where the gummies meet the zanex.  

[D3zii 3911]

4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Love this movie 

[Dbeasy 15526]

This is the absolute worst stretch of the recruiting thread I’ve ever had to wade thru. And Jesus Funk, pull your shit together because you’re annoying the fuck out of everyone. 

[Bigbend1812 13021]

[utee94 16066]

Did I stumble onto the "High" thread?

[Pam Cummings 9823]

Came to find out about recruiting. Ended up finding out about somebody's drug problem.

Edited December 5 by Pam Cummings

[MontereyMX 922]

5 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Who. The. Fuck. Are. You. 

Go back to the cloak room. You're irrelevant.

Merry Christmas and happy new year!

 

 

have you called the finebaum show? you should!

[Tree Fidy 1204]

16 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Came to find out about recruiting. Ended up finding out about somebody's drug problem.

Yeah, hope this guy gets the help he needs (and he needs the help whether he wants to admit it or not).  

[Whitewater Horn 972]

30 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Did I stumble onto the "High" thread?

Apparently the reincarnations of Jim Morrison and Hunter S Thompson have entered the chat. 

[SydneyCarton 49325]

8 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Apparently the reincarnations of Jim Morrison and Hunter S Thompson have entered the chat. 

Those individuals were talented. You’re looking for some Amazon self publishing housewife who died of Chardonnay poisoning if you want to make a fair comparison. 

Edited December 5 by SydneyCarton

[AbeFroman 3090]

6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Haha

 

And exactly how does he think they got this guy, who was really disappointed he could not go to Florida State

 

Edited December 5 by AbeFroman

[Whitewater Horn 972]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Those individuals were talented. You’re looking for some Amazon self publishing housewife who died of Chardonnay poisoning if you want to make a fair comparison. 

And that’s fair. 

[Eggo 4026]

[closetohumping 17778]

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yeah, the shrooms really make my typing make zero since. I haven't taken any in like a week ans a half, I had to stop because I was seeing all kinds of rfindsm things. It made it extremely difficult to watch the games, so I needed to stop. Not to mention I began having bad trips and thinking too much about my divorce and lost my furry best frienda. I knew it was time to let off them for a while.

Up until a couple of weeks ago, I wasn’t familiar with you at all. Did you post under another handle?

[SydneyCarton 49325]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Up until a couple of weeks ago, I wasn’t familiar with you at all. Did you post under another handle?

It’s spider2ybanana dude. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

Looks like they did the billboard thing again 

 

 

 

[Royale with cheese 1491]

16 hours ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

What I find very odd is typically African parents care A LOT about education. Texas and Oklahoma are not on the same planet when it comes to that. Seems interesting the parents want him in Oklahoma. 

The parents want the money. 

[BurntOrange&White 41650]

Gerry Hamilton

 

Just how impressive is the Texas 2025 Recruiting Class?

The Texas Longhorns enter the decision of 5-star defensive lineman Justus Terry (Manchester, Ga./High) as the No. 1 ranked recruiting class in the 2025 cycle.

The decision of Terry will decide the "National Recruiting Champion". If Terry picks Texas, the Longhorns will be a runaway consensus No. 1. If Terry picks Georgia, the Dawgs will overtake Texas for No. 1. If Terry picks Auburn, no change. If Terry picks Alabama, likely no change should Ty Haywood flip to Michigan. 

With or without Terry, this is the most talent Steve Sarkisian and staff have signed in a class. And that is saying something with the 2022 class being No. 4, 2023 class No. 3 and 2024 class No. 5. 

OnTexasFootball takes a look at just how impressive the class is according to the recruiting industry ...

Prospects ranked as a 5-star by at least one company (7)

Jonah Williams, S, Galveston (Texas) Ball - *consensus
Lance Jackson, EDGE, Texarkana (Texas) Pleasant Grove
Kade Phillips, CB/DB, Missouri City (Texas) Hightower
Jaime Ffrench, WR, Jacksonville (Fla.) Mandarin
Kaliq Lockett, WR, Sachse (Texas) High
Michael Terry III, ATH, San Antonio (Texas) Alamo Heights

Prospects ranked in top 100 nationally by at least one company (7)

Elijah Barnes, LB, Dallas (Texas) Skyline
Graceson Littleton, CB/N, Wesley Chapel (Fla.) Wiregrass Ranch
Smith Orogbo, EDGE, Alief (Texas) Hastings
Myron Charles, DL, Port Charlotte (Fla.) High
Nick Townsend, TE, Houston (Texas) Dekaney
Daylan McCutcheon, WR, Lucas (Texas) Lovejoy
Zelus Hicks, S, Carrollton (Ga.) High

Prospects ranked in top 200 nationally by at least one company (4)

Nick Brooks, OT, Loganville (Ga.) Grayson
Josiah Sharma, DL, Folsom (Calif.) High
James Simon, RB, Shreveport (La.) Calvary Baptist
K.J. Lacey, QB, Saraland (Ala.) High

Prospects ranked in top 300 nationally by at least one company (1)

Rickey Stewart, RB, Tyler (Texas) Chapel Hill

Prospects ranked 4-star nationally by at least one company (1)

Emaree Winston, TE, Calhoun, Ga.) High

States represented (6)

Texas (15)

Florida (3)

Georgia (3)

Louisiana (1)

Alabama (1)

California (1)

[SameSame 1745]

33 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

And exactly how does he think they got this guy, who was really disappointed he could not go to Florida State

 

That is hilarious.  I have never heard a recruit on signing day say, Damn I wish I was somewhere else. lol

[Harvdog 2416]

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck….Cory, Trevor….smokes!!

[idigTexas 2321]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

This is the absolute worst stretch of the recruiting thread I’ve ever had to wade thru. And Jesus Funk, pull your shit together because you’re annoying the fuck out of everyone. 

There's a solution for that.  Unfortunately, it doesn't work worth a shit when people keep quoting him.