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On 2/10/2025 at 12:29 PM, texifornia said:

The Guillory piece is hilarious. Have fun in Salt Lake, bud.

Christian turning down an elite camp because he thought he wasn't good enough is weird.

The best part is he called himself the best RB in the class and his X account at one time said 5* RB. Lulz 

5 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

I smell a new reenactment documentary starring Matthew Modine.

As long as he called himself Joker, I'm all for it. 

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On 2/10/2025 at 9:46 AM, Teryor said:

Behind the Scenes: How the 2025 class came together for Texas, Part I (Offense)
 

 

Yikes on Townsend. That's the kind of story that should live through a few cycles.

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While I did think it was already final he wasn't going to end up at A&M, the Aggies put the nails in their own coffin with the recruitment on the official visit. Both Townsend and Kiotti Armstrong were on the same visit. Armstrong posted his A&M commitment the first night of the official visit and his announcement came just a few hours after Townsend was told by the A&M staff he was the Aggies' No. 1 tight end target and the main priority at the position. Not sure what happened on the rest of the visit but the ship had sailed with A&M by Friday night of the weekend.

 

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On 2/13/2025 at 3:07 PM, NoName said:

Yikes on Townsend. That's the kind of story that should live through a few cycles.

what story?  what you quoted?  it’s literally nothing.  what’s wrong with you, are you stupid or somethin?

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16 hours ago, utfan87 said:

IMG_4323.thumb.jpeg.817d0c38ddb68ae50d6fb27392505ff4.jpegthey chose poorly

This just hits so nicely. Wasn't the main excuse kids were using to pick LSU over Texas was because of Bo?  

Awww, sorry guys

 

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Hello Brandon brown.amd Walter Mathaeu. Get.cosched.whow how to do.of. it would be wise to come here instead.of a dumpster.

See the lights and.thower towerr after win.

Word around tcamp.firr.ks. They have full-time2 employees t o make sure it's right bright after curb stompimg those and they go home crrying. In every; weomen soccer for being the, 1st in the SEC, softball remainng #1 amd basketball  they will get a 1-seed in the tourney. They're murdering everyone. Thos tream will.the NX. They are an unbelievably team to watch. Took my.friends and my neove and nepherw and that place was rocking.. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Hello Brandon brown.amd Walter Mathaeu. Get.cosched.whow how to do.of. it would be wise to come here instead.of a dumpster.

See tloghts and.lrs.ge.towerr after win.

Word around tcamp.firr.ks. They have full-time oyees rk make sure it's nrifgt sunny after cirnstopomg those who.glt.crisjed. In every; imidomg wemen soccer for being the 1st in the SEC, softball remainng #1 nnd and they will get a 1-seed in the tourney. They're murdering everyone. Thos tream will.the NX. They are an unbelievably team to watch. Tool my.friends and my bride and neghee and that place was rocking.. 

  

On 11/21/2024 at 7:37 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Recover from your stroke yet? 

 

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15 hours ago, Boko Bevo said:

I’ve lurked this board for years.  Gleaned copious amounts of recruiting information and witnessed all types of discourse.  Was never compelled to take the leap and make an account until now.  I just need to know who allowed you to be custodian of your niece and nephew for any period of time, so that I may alert the proper authorities. 

The police and social services 

On 3/1/2025 at 9:15 AM, Tree Fidy said:

This is after you edited the post?  

Yes, sadly. 

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On 2/28/2025 at 7:57 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Hello Brandon brown.amd Walter Mathaeu. Get.cosched.whow how to do.of. it would be wise to come here instead.of a dumpster.

See the lights and.thower towerr after win.

Word around tcamp.firr.ks. They have full-time2 employees t o make sure it's right bright after curb stompimg those and they go home crrying. In every; weomen soccer for being the, 1st in the SEC, softball remainng #1 amd basketball  they will get a 1-seed in the tourney. They're murdering everyone. Thos tream will.the NX. They are an unbelievably team to watch. Took my.friends and my neove and nepherw and that place was rocking.. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So this is Xanax. Pot. Coke and what else mixed?

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Posted
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

So this is Xanax. Pot. Coke and what else mixed?

Whoa whoa whoa. I just take xanax, smoke weed, sometimes MDMA. and do mushrooms. Fuck cocaine. Fuck meth. Fuck fentanyl. Fuck all that other shit. 

But you are in to something. It's probably the mushrooms. 

 

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

johnny depp GIF

I once tried peyote and that shit was fucking weird as hell. Remember that scene in Young Guns when they smoke it? It was just like that. It was uncanny. 

Tried meacaline and was tripped out and paranoid. 15/10

Acid is fun as hell. 11/0 

Qiuaaliides made me sleepy but also tripped out. 12/12 

 

Fun as fuck movie. 

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On 3/2/2025 at 10:30 AM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I once tried peyote and that shit was fucking weird as hell. Remember that scene in Young Guns when they smoke it? It was just like that. It was uncanny. 

Tried meacaline and was tripped out and paranoid. 15/10

Acid is fun as hell. 11/0 

Qiuaaliides made me sleepy but also tripped out. 12/12 

 

Fun as fuck movie. 

Spirit world, Chavez. 

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Posted
On 2/28/2025 at 11:09 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I went back and edited all of my mistakes so my stroke is doing well. 

are you sure

Posted
On 2/28/2025 at 9:57 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Hello Brandon brown.amd Walter Mathaeu. Get.cosched.whow how to do.of. it would be wise to come here instead.of a dumpster.

See the lights and.thower towerr after win.

Word around tcamp.firr.ks. They have full-time2 employees t o make sure it's right bright after curb stompimg those and they go home crrying. In every; weomen soccer for being the, 1st in the SEC, softball remainng #1 amd basketball  they will get a 1-seed in the tourney. They're murdering everyone. Thos tream will.the NX. They are an unbelievably team to watch. Took my.friends and my neove and nepherw and that place was rocking.. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

am I drunk? or are you drunk? or are we both drunk?

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, WineGuy69 said:

am I drunk? or are you drunk? or are we both drunk?

Hellloooo alcohol!

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4 hours ago, Jebus said:

are you sure

Absolutely not. My face droops and I write like Helen Keller. 

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Posted (edited)

Was goofing around and reviewing the 2025 recruiting class.  Over the years, I've always noticed how certain player's names just sounded like a great football player, or not. Or, their names sounded like they would either be a star, or a bust. So, just for kicks I thought I'd rate the 2025 recruiting class based upon their names. Stupid? Sure. I'll spoiler it so that those of you who have no desire to read the results can just skip over it.

Here is the approach I used.  First, the scientific theory behind all this. There is none.  Or is there? I believe that a person's name can tell you something about who they are. Names comes from historical family tree lineage. Names reflect the parent's styles and beliefs. Names have a certain lyrical sound to them. So, maybe there is some sort of science behind projecting a person's performance based on their name.

Second, I identified two predictions for each recruit. The first prediction is their performance relative to their ranking: heavily over perform, over perform, neutral, under perform, heavily under perform. The second prediction is the overall performance level they will achieve in the future: NFL quality or at least very strong starter, starter, play some, play little, bust. The Outcome Range is the potential range of outcomes for the individual, or said another way, how well does their name project the outcome.  For example, some names leave you with the impression they will either end up as an NFL player, or a complete bust or anywhere in between. There is a wide range of potential outcomes. It's almost like standard deviation. Other players you feel more confident they will be a starter, but not an NFL player or a bust. That recruit has a narrow range of outcomes. It's about the range of outcomes for that player in the future: Very Wide, Wide, Average, Narrow, Very Narrow.

With all of that as groundwork, here are Dbeasy's 2025 Texas Football Recruiting Player Projections. It will be fun to look back on this in 3-4 years and see how incredibly wrong I was:

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

... I believe that a person's name can tell you something about who they are. Names comes from historical family tree lineage.

Booger McFarland says "Hi".

 

Posted
19 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So, just for kicks I thought I'd rate the 2025 recruiting class based upon their names. Stupid? Sure. I'll spoiler it so that those of you who have no desire to read the results can just skip over it.

 

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You’re going to rate names and some how forget to leave off our 5-star with the best name of all?

Posted (edited)
44 minutes ago, Professor Chesney said:

You’re going to rate names and some how forget to leave off our 5-star with the best name of all?

dammit. I had chatgpt pull the names for me. edit incoming. Also, a few comments about naming. It's school specific.  Some names work at some schools but not others.  All names must be evaluated in the context of the school where they are playing. It's science.

 

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Hmm I'll put in my top picks for success based on their name tied to something silly which makes me laugh. Therefor, I predict success cause I'm absolutely stupid and childish like that...

Ricky "Millie Bobby" Stewart Junior

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"Book of Bo Eli"jah Barnes

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KJ "Cagney" Lacey

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Posted
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This is some next level dork shit, here. Good grief.

That really hurts. I spent a lot of time and effort on this and was so looking forward to your validation. Dammit. 

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