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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. 

I knew you were a fucking brain dead retard.  But this here confirms it aggy 

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

The number 1 rule of Surly is never fucking argue with Helobious.  Bit or idiot, it doesn't matter because it's an exercise in futility.

A disconcerting number of veteran posters are biting on shitty helobious bait. 
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Posted
2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Maybe take a 2nd look at who is posting the stupid.

Helobious posts so many incredibly stupid takes that there is speculation he’s nothing but a troll like futureman, because it’s inconceivable someone could post so many stupid things. 

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"I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. "

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I think it’s more they hate guys from Boston. Go fuck yourself, we’re nice people. 

Boston? I suppose you hate Kansas as well? What about Asia or Europe? Wait, this isn’t the music thread?

Those people from Tennessee suck!

- Santa Anna probably
Posted
5 hours ago, Helobious said:

I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. 

you witless fucking dishrag.  Stop acting like a shower shoe you fucking ASVAB waiver

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I wouldn’t mind seeing Florida turn their season around and also get Ffrench. We don’t compete with them for recruits so them being good doesn’t hurt us, but it would hurt Georgia/Bama/Tennessee. Enemy of my enemy is my friend situation. 

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I must’ve missed all those tight head-to-head recruiting battles with the gators over the years. 
 
Seriously, I don’t think that’s happened one time. Florida is a solid tier below the current recruiting alphas (UGA, Bama, tOSU, ORE, us). If we want a top player from Florida we will not be competing with UF for him. But yeah if they can become more competitive that’s a direct thorn to the other SEC powers. 

Just go back over our history and compare when we are good vs. say anyone in the SWC/BXII. Now do SEC.

Helobious runs into a bar…

You will never hear a Surlite say, duck you daft prick!
Posted
11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

With Tom Herman currently unemployed, who are the biggest asshole HCs in CFB? I’m not talking about doichebags like Riley. I mean real assholes. 

Brian Kelly seems like easily the biggest one. He’s killed a guy, he’s permanently condescending, he screams constantly at everyone on the sidelines. How could anyone look forward to playing for that dickhead? He’s really easy to dislike and root against. 

I think you answered your own question correctly. But some posters are bringing up currently unemployed coaches. Who's your pick? Biff Poggi? Tom Herman? I think Bo Pelini wins this one by a nose.

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10 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

I think you answered your own question correctly. But some posters are bringing up currently unemployed coaches. Who's your pick? Biff Poggi? Tom Herman? I think Bo Pelini wins this one by a nose.

Yeah, but it’s a metric nose.

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The on field results vs NIL package importance in recruiting still messes with my traditional recruiting brain. Luckily our team is winning and our donors and boosters are generous so we’ve got all our bases covered. Exciting times. 

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I know the thought most of the year was 4 HS DT’s but Williams doesn’t excite me (apparently has motivation issues and didn’t have a good senior year) and it seems like Chance Sims isn’t happening.

Lock down Charles and Sharma, add Mbatchou and use all other resources for the portal would be my vote.

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4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

The University of Colorado marketing department came up with "You play good, they pay good". 

I know it's somewhat working for them but that whole personality cult they're running up there is so offputting. Who gives a shit if the head coach was a good athlete himself? Some people clearly want to be a part of the glory reflecting off Deion's sunglasses, though.

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Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

All the bozos on Tigerdroppings are saying Gerry is full of it on his report and no way Phillips will leave Corey Raymond.

That's called coping 

11 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I thought Hilson was basically a silent to us, and now it feels like the race has tightened between us and A&M, which is irritating AF. Unless he's just using them for the official for to see our game with them. But that's not what this fees like. 

He'll be here for Kentucky, but if his team wins their game on Friday before Tex/Aggy (which they're favored), he won't be able to make it, which is a shame. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Regarding Zion Williams, that one is just about marking territory for Texas. Williams isn’t a difference maker. I’m hoping he sticks with LSU. 

Exactly this. He's a JAG. 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Committing at a view count? Ok

 

Views on a random video hosting website is a hilarious benchmark to go for. Do x hundred YT subs or x IG followers that can turn into something tangible. Not to mention he's putting it on Twitter which has by FAR the worst click-through rate of all the social media sites. Would love to know whose idea this was.

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5 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'm fascinated by "bits" on the internet that make posters look like drooling vegetables. What's in it for them?

I know we’ve turned out some great actors and actresses, but there’s not a chance he’s creative or clever enough to have come up with that character. 

Posted (edited)
16 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Currently HC or were assholes as HC?

If the latter is the criteria we’re using:

Bryan Harsin
Urban Meyer
Turtle Tommy
DJ Durkin
Bryan Kelly
Chip Kelly

 

You forgot...
 

Top 10 Reasons Steve Addazio Should Not Be Fired | News, Scores,  Highlights, Stats, and Rumors | Bleacher Report

 

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26 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

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At 13,700 views right now.

 

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It's the views on the qwikcut video link, not the tweet views (which is an incredibly flawed metric)

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

how's that?  a view is a view.

Presumably he wants people to watch his video, not just look at his picture. But maybe that’s just how I think. 

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