Woman Busted on Plane for Breastfeeding Her Hairless Cat

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-caught-breastfeeding-her-hairless-cat-on-a-delta-flight/?sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook

A woman who took a Delta flight recently wasn’t kitten around when she whipped out her breasts and started feeding her hairless cat.

The unidentified female flew from Syracuse, NY, to Atlanta, GA, where she was caught breastfeeding her feline on the plane. A flight attendant told her repeatedly to stop and put her cat back in its cage, however, the woman refused.

A message was sent through the Aircraft Communications Addressing and Reporting System (ACARS) to alert Delta crew in Atlanta that a passenger in seat 13A “is breastfeeding a cat and will not put cat back in its carrier when [flight attendant] requested.”

A photo of the message board was found on Reddit and was posted on Twitter by author Rick Wilson.

[Guest Lobo]

Please tell me there’s somebody named Focker in this story.  At least the simulation has a sense of humor. 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

I will report back upon landing if anything like this happens on mine here soon 

[George 493]

Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk’s still good. 

[DaggerHorns 3085]

“A woman who took a Delta flight recently wasn’t kitten around when she whipped out her breasts and started feeding her hairless cat.”

Beautiful.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Must see pics of breasts before judging....

[Guest]

USA! USA! USA!

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

[Incredulity 11675]

Just when you think it can’t get any weirder.

 

CSB warning:

Was on a flight yesterday with a passenger who had a dog in a soft bag that would not stop barking.  It’s really bizarre to me that cats and dogs are pretty commonly allowed on planes but peanuts are off limits due to allergies.  My wife is quite allergic to cats and actually has had difficulty breathing after significant contact.

Edited December 3, 2021 by Incredulity

[conVINCEd 21469]

The simulation programmers decided to take some edibles today?

[SuperSport 1333]

Wow, Rex Kramer was actually an old cat lady this whole time?

[RPM 26322]

So it's tit for cat?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Sort of undefeated?

[crash_davis 23113]

Japanese and German dudes: does anyone have her onlyfans name?

[Willfully Horn 8019]

[crash_davis 23113]

6 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

that's the face of a kitty who hasn't sucked titty in awhile.

[Steel Shank 9426]

Anybody ever do a chick doggie style while she was breastfeeding a cat? Asking for a friend.

[Deej 76811]

I thought we' were moving on from hairless pussies?

[demos 3003]

Liberace looks like shit

[Underdog 28698]

On 12/3/2021 at 12:43 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Must see pics of breasts before judging....

Cat lady + Syracuse = you don’t want none, hun. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

12 hours ago, Deej said:

I thought we' were moving on from hairless pussies?

Huh?  Nah. 

[Guest Lobo]

What about just a tasteful racing stripe/Landing strip?  

[jw4381 3079]

Mother?