Ewers in the portal

[RomaVicta 29908]

1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

* vaya (can't believe @DDD Dad didn't get here already)

You and DDD should thrash this out mana y mano.  Do it in the shadow of the end zone after watching a team punt after a three yard drive.

[RomaVicta 29908]

7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I'm distraught and I insist you feel the same! 

As soon as I get the deck chairs just right on this unsinkable ship.

[freyguy 4273]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Chris Simms went 11-2 and 11-2 as the starting QB at Texas capped with a 35-20 Cotton Bowl victory against Nick Saban's LSU team.

Decent is an understatement. 

Oh I'll revive it.

Applewhite was decenter...

[TexArcher 37792]

23 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Oh I'll revive it.

Applewhite was decenter...

 

[Burt 4080]

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Can we be certain we're trying to lure a QB to campus, or will we really be getting a low-talent "country" singer instead? 

[Sawbonz 27565]

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[Bojack 2081]

Ewers looks like a young John Daly on his way to audition for The Lost Boys.

[TriStone 1724]

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm a realist. 

You're a bitch.

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

 

Surly getting pissed off about this guys hair is making me see why he has the hair style to begin with. I’m starting to warm to this kid, where ever he goes…

[Wishbone 4762]

17 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Ewers looks like a young John Daly on his way to audition for The Lost Boys.

Personally speaking, I won’t care what he looks like under a Longhorn uniform. 😏

[DigglerontheHoof 21200]

5 minutes ago, TriStone said:

You're a bitch.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Chris Simms went 11-2 and 11-2 as the starting QB at Texas capped with a 35-20 Cotton Bowl victory against Nick Saban's LSU team.

Decent is an understatement. 

 

With a record like that, someone would have to fuck up pretty badly in, say, a championship game for such a negative impression to be remembered.

[Longhornlove 4831]

4 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

With a record like that, someone would have to fuck up pretty badly in, say, a championship game for such a negative impression to be remembered.

Like against Colorado?

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

When it came to winning, Simms finished only behind Bobby Layne when he was done.

When it came to talent/skills, Simms was arguably one of the Top 3 UT QBs in program history.

When it came to hardware, Simms is remembered as a decent QB.

Edited December 4, 2021 by Herpa Derpa

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

dp

Edited December 4, 2021 by Herpa Derpa

[Armybrat 40850]

16 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.

Which makes me very jealous.

[tbone_ 14126]

 
With a record like that, someone would have to fuck up pretty badly in, say, a championship game for such a negative impression to be remembered.

Or the cotton bowl

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

Just now, Armybrat said:

Which makes me very jealous.

Aren't there still some rock carvings showing your youthful gaffes?

[Blotto 23520]

"Wherever puppies lick jowls, wherever sunflowers grow on windy dales, wherever people will help a stranger......Major will be there."

[JFKFC 4882]

49 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.

[Huckleberry 32861]

33 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Or the cotton bowl

He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious. 

[orangebird 1079]

Honestly I don't care if he is Joe Exotic's illegitimate son spawned from that one time he got drunk and had sex with a woman.  If he is better than any QB we have on the roster at the moment, come on down.  Can't be too picky after the shit we've been through for the last 11 years.

[Longhornlove 4831]

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious. 

I don't know, maybe Applewhite lighting the Colorado defense up in the second half and setting records in the Holiday Bowl afterward. I really hated to go down that rabbit hole but I was always one who thought Applewhite got a raw deal that year. Simms had NFL talent, Applewhite didn't yet their career numbers are almost identical. Mack loved him some NFL measurable.

[nycHorn 3011]

[Hank Kingsley 20952]

Maybe Ewers can donate his mullet hair to Milwee. Win-win. 

 

 

[Ignatius 4017]

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

You know a guy he can go to get it tailored for a more attractive fit?

Depends - is it authentic or a cheap-ass Chinese knockoff?

[hobbes2702 13034]

26 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I don't know, maybe Applewhite lighting the Colorado defense up in the second half and setting records in the Holiday Bowl afterward. I really hated to go down that rabbit hole but I was always one who thought Applewhite got a raw deal that year. Simms had NFL talent, Applewhite didn't yet their career numbers are almost identical. Mack loved him some NFL measurable.

Chris Simms was better than Major Applewhite. 

[Horn of Gabriel 1614]

Chris Simms was better than Major Applewhite. 

Can we not rehash this for the millionth time in this thread? Jfc

[Ignatius 4017]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Chris Simms was better than Major Applewhite. 

He was, and I don’t think any objective observer would argue that. In pressure situations though, give me Major any day…

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

We haven't had mullet energy in the house for a while. Time to resurrect it!

[LTtxfan 49196]

43 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Honestly I don't care if he is Joe Exotic's illegitimate son spawned from that one time he got drunk and had sex with a woman.  If he is better than any QB we have on the roster at the moment, come on down.  Can't be too picky after the shit we've been through for the last 11 years.

Edited December 4, 2021 by LTtxfan

[Satchel 6938]

This is interesting:

[DiceHands 349]

4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is interesting:

is it though?  sounds like some simp shit from tech.  

[Gaffords 755]

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is interesting:

And yet, Tech was never on his list

[Deej 76797]

2 hours ago, Bojack said:

Ewers looks like a young John Daly on his way to audition for The Lost Boys.

Then we just need the local Hooter's to work out an NIL deal.

[Droopy 2626]

4 minutes ago, DiceHands said:

is it though?  sounds like some simp shit from tech.  

This.

I played for a bunch of coaches and when someone mentioned playing for (Insert Coaches Name), my response was never anything but "Na, I'm good."

 

 

Of course, with the way Texas Football has trended the last 12 years, I wouldn't be shocked if he ended up there. Why can't we have nice things?!?!

Edited December 4, 2021 by Droopy

[Mo Horn 8844]

4 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

And yet, Tech was never on his list

Yea, about that

[MrBig 5402]

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is interesting:

This sounds like us trying to get Urban. “Texas considers giving Urban an associate AD position while creating a pink flamingo swingers collective to give Shelley the lifestyle she craves.” Where is @Nicole44 to comment on this?

 

[Gaffords 755]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Yea, about that

His source is Texas Tech insider....   USC is a bigger threat...   But I believe he is Sark's to lose at this time.

[LOHorn 277]

15 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is interesting:

This was posted 18 hours ago. We’ve discussed Dodge already. Is there something new here?

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

nm

Edited December 4, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.

Does hairspray count?  Just curious. 

Edited December 4, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor

[Hookem2147 21308]

51 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is interesting:

That account has 153 followers……….

[South Austin 52511]

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

That account has 153 followers……….

Not just anyone can shell out $9.95.

[Longhornlove 4831]

1 hour ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Can we not rehash this for the millionth time in this thread? Jfc

I responded to someone else's post but it's my fault? Ok........whatever, I said my peace.......Jerk

[CBHorn 420]

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious. 

The three picks and a fumble part.

[Horn of Gabriel 1614]

I responded to someone else's post but it's my fault? Ok........whatever, I said my peace.......Jerk

Grab some balm for that butthurt bro. That wasn’t solely directed at you, it’s anyone who wants to discuss that fucking stupid topic again.

[DaggerHorns 3085]

Lotta newbie geeks up in this Quinn Ewers hype squad thread.

[Longhornlove 4831]

3 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Grab some balm for that butthurt bro. That wasn’t solely directed at you, it’s anyone who wants to discuss that fucking stupid topic again.

Yet you quoted only me......Thanks