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1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

* vaya (can't believe @DDD Dad didn't get here already)

You and DDD should thrash this out mana y mano.  Do it in the shadow of the end zone after watching a team punt after a three yard drive.

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Chris Simms went 11-2 and 11-2 as the starting QB at Texas capped with a 35-20 Cotton Bowl victory against Nick Saban's LSU team.

Decent is an understatement. 

Oh I'll revive it.

Applewhite was decenter...

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5 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Can we be certain we're trying to lure a QB to campus, or will we really be getting a low-talent "country" singer insteadmorgan-wallen-snl-kb-square-201125.thumb.jpg.9ac822b1041e34c9c5627fd896c23cb6.jpg

Posted
17 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Ewers looks like a young John Daly on his way to audition for The Lost Boys.

Personally speaking, I won’t care what he looks like under a Longhorn uniform. 😏

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When it came to winning, Simms finished only behind Bobby Layne when he was done.

When it came to talent/skills, Simms was arguably one of the Top 3 UT QBs in program history.

When it came to hardware, Simms is remembered as a decent QB.

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16 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.

Which makes me very jealous.

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With a record like that, someone would have to fuck up pretty badly in, say, a championship game for such a negative impression to be remembered.

Or the cotton bowl
Posted
49 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.

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Posted
33 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Or the cotton bowl

He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious. 

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Posted

Honestly I don't care if he is Joe Exotic's illegitimate son spawned from that one time he got drunk and had sex with a woman.  If he is better than any QB we have on the roster at the moment, come on down.  Can't be too picky after the shit we've been through for the last 11 years.

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10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious. 

I don't know, maybe Applewhite lighting the Colorado defense up in the second half and setting records in the Holiday Bowl afterward. I really hated to go down that rabbit hole but I was always one who thought Applewhite got a raw deal that year. Simms had NFL talent, Applewhite didn't yet their career numbers are almost identical. Mack loved him some NFL measurable.

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26 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I don't know, maybe Applewhite lighting the Colorado defense up in the second half and setting records in the Holiday Bowl afterward. I really hated to go down that rabbit hole but I was always one who thought Applewhite got a raw deal that year. Simms had NFL talent, Applewhite didn't yet their career numbers are almost identical. Mack loved him some NFL measurable.

Chris Simms was better than Major Applewhite. 

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Posted
Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Chris Simms was better than Major Applewhite. 

He was, and I don’t think any objective observer would argue that. In pressure situations though, give me Major any day…

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Posted (edited)
43 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Honestly I don't care if he is Joe Exotic's illegitimate son spawned from that one time he got drunk and had sex with a woman.  If he is better than any QB we have on the roster at the moment, come on down.  Can't be too picky after the shit we've been through for the last 11 years.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Bojack said:

Ewers looks like a young John Daly on his way to audition for The Lost Boys.

Then we just need the local Hooter's to work out an NIL deal.

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, DiceHands said:

is it though?  sounds like some simp shit from tech.  

This.

I played for a bunch of coaches and when someone mentioned playing for (Insert Coaches Name), my response was never anything but "Na, I'm good."

 

 

Of course, with the way Texas Football has trended the last 12 years, I wouldn't be shocked if he ended up there. Why can't we have nice things?!?!

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is interesting:

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This sounds like us trying to get Urban. “Texas considers giving Urban an associate AD position while creating a pink flamingo swingers collective to give Shelley the lifestyle she craves.” Where is @Nicole44 to comment on this?

 

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.

Does hairspray count?  Just curious. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious. 

The three picks and a fumble part.

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Posted
I responded to someone else's post but it's my fault? Ok........whatever, I said my peace.......Jerk

Grab some balm for that butthurt bro. That wasn’t solely directed at you, it’s anyone who wants to discuss that fucking stupid topic again.
Posted
3 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:


Grab some balm for that butthurt bro. That wasn’t solely directed at you, it’s anyone who wants to discuss that fucking stupid topic again.

Yet you quoted only me......Thanks

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