Ewers in the portal

[Handcruser 2805]

If it's Tech, they probably reached out to him with a sweet deal, NIL and this is your program, who do you want.... as much control as you could give a player. I guess this is the business of college football. I can see why coaches would be weary of deals like this and while others are desperate enough to give it a try. 

Hey wait just a second. We’re desperate too, maybe even more.

[Brian Fantana 6681]

He's also buddies with Mahomes so I'm sure he's been in his ear

[Nivek 16923]

Doesn't make sense to be homesick and want to go to Lubbock.   But I guess they are offering a jimbo-esque contract.

 

[naija 2854]

wherever he lands, this young man needs some focusness in his life and a reintroduction to the team concept.

[Your Mom 4805]

Maybe we can talk him into coming here, help recruit some o-line and then pat him on the back on the way out as we help facilitate his next transfer to Lubbock or whatever other shithole is his next flavor of the month.  

[Both Tacos 1806]

It's done fellas.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

If tech is making that OC hire, that’s a huge draw for a young qb 

[SuckitKevin 920]

2 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

Huh?

[TexasGolf 4896]

2 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

[Landomatic 3813]

10 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

His brother's weed dealer was paged at the airport by a realtor showing him houses?

[Red Five 40846]

12 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

If you could be a little more specific that would be great.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If you could be a little more specific that would be great.

His brisket is ready?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If you could be a little more specific that would be great.

$9.95.  Wait.  $15.95 because inflation.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

24 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

[Hank Kingsley 20906]

3 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Tweet and article have been deleted. Lol, what a circus college football has become

[Bruh Man 3160]

[DaggerHorns 3082]

47 minutes ago, naija said:

wherever he lands, this young man needs some focusness in his life and a reintroduction to the team concept.

Agreed, this will be very easy to do with a teenager that has 7 figures in his bank account.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

57 minutes ago, naija said:

wherever he lands, this young man needs some focusness in his life and a reintroduction to the team concept.

Hell take the team to Cabo for the weekend  !

[tx 3 putt 76873]

If I was this kid, I’d go to OU for a big day and get heavily invested in growing weed 

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

From the time Ewers was in high school this has seemed like we are watching a future “30 for 30” unfold before us.  
 

 

[Jebus 1305]

Maybe he’s got hemorrhoids and is need of banding 

[Gaffords 755]

We need him.  He was one of the few to score a perfect 1000. We know how the last one we had worked out.

[Gidnik 3268]

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Tweet and article have been deleted. Lol, what a circus college football has become

 

[B00M 6414]

Great. Go elevate the only b12 team we can consistently beat.

Fuck

[Domedriver 655]

Why would he want to live in that stankhole STD invested stockyard?  Yes it’s better than Columbus, but if you can write your own ticked, Lubcrack is not what I would choose.  Just saying. 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Again if he chooses tech it’s the second fucked up football  decision he’s made in a year then you proceed to fire the entire university of Texas system teachers included and disband the football program 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

Just fire Sark already and start over. We already fucked up that hire. We have like 2 linemen committed, and a project qb, one wr, and one RB. What an amazing recruiter, guys. Most of our commits are defense. 

[David Dennison 18850]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Again if he chooses tech it’s the second fucked up football  decision he’s made in a year then you proceed to fire the entire university of Texas system teachers included and disband the football program 

Or just accept the fact that Texas is happy trying to be Berkeley.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Most of our commits are defense. 

Well, to be fair, as bad as our OL sucks, our defense sucks more.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, to be fair, as bad as our OL sucks, our defense sucks more.

That is true. We're a giant circle of shit, so I wish it were at least even 

[DaggerHorns 3082]

On 12/4/2021 at 7:07 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I, obviously, don't know but that's the way Texas football has gone the last 13 years so why should this be different?

Unfortunately, this is probably true.

 

[taybo20 2825]

13 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just fire Sark already and start over. We already fucked up that hire. We have like 2 linemen committed, and a project qb, one wr, and one RB. What an amazing recruiter, guys. Most of our commits are defense. 

You may just be better not paying attention for at least another year

[David Dennison 18850]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

You may just be better not paying attention for at least another year

We just want the pointing and laughing at the office to stop.

Edited December 5, 2021 by David Dennison

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

You may just be better not paying attention for at least another year

We are the dumbest athletics department this side of that time a man killed himself by using an air tank hose to blow air up his ass and died. 

Edited December 5, 2021 by Spider2YBanana
Added hose

[South Austin 52454]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We are the dumbest athletics department this side of that time a man killed himself by using an air tank to blow air up his ass and died. 

Wait, a guy did that once?

[Hermanator 7032]

I thought Sark was the QB guru? Of he can't even land the number 1 QB who grew up dreaming of playing for Texas what value does he have?

[Hermanator 7032]

Just now, South Austin said:

Wait, a guy did that once?

He used to post here. Rex Kramer. RIP

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We just want the pointing and laughing at the office to stop.

Right?  I had some teacher from Kansas decorate my door with Jayhawk despite,

1.  Me having never said a thing to her per sports and,

2. Her not having attended KU.

[taybo20 2825]

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We just want the pointing and laughing at the office to stop.

We all battle this…and some of us have lived in Oklahoma during it which has been even worse

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wait, a guy did that once?

Yep. Actually, his friend put the hose up to his ass and killed him. But that's our athletic department repeating it. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

We all battle this…and some of us have lived in Oklahoma during it which has been even worse

Ouch. You lived in Oklahoma?

[taybo20 2825]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Ouch. You lived in Oklahoma?

Yes and it was more awful than anyone who hasn’t can imagine

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Yes and it was more awful than anyone who hasn’t can imagine

Damn. Thots and prayers

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

When did Ewers visit Texas....how'd it go way back when?

[Sawbonz 27542]

4 hours ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

Ballgame?

[David Dennison 18850]

28 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We are the dumbest athletics department  football program this side of that time a man killed himself by using an air tank to blow air up his ass and died. 

 

[Bruh Man 3160]

Zay is all in lol.

https://twitter.com/xavierworthy2?s=21

Edited December 5, 2021 by Bruh Man

[Nicole44 22059]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

Amen.