Ewers in the portal

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wimmenz there have to be hotter, right? 

Lubbock has some good looking slutty tail 

[Ignatius 4017]

How many of you motherfuckers talking about how badass Columbus is have ever spent a day there?

[Brian Fantana 6681]

19 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Lubbock is better than Columbus… wtf

What’s next, Surly posters going to say Oklahoma is better than California??

 

How broke does your brain have to be to simp for Ohio

[ztejas 43412]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Lubbock has some good looking slutty tail 

Oh I'm well aware. Just not up to speed on the talent at osu. No way it's better. 

[Zepol87 9185]

Columbus is 1000% better than it was a decade ago but it still sucks ass. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Oh I'm well aware. Just not up to speed on the talent at osu. No way it's better. 

Tech has some 9s that'll blow you outside of a Carl's Jr

[Satchel 6934]

Looks like Tech is going after Oklahoma State’s DC too.

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Tech has some 9s that'll blow you outside of a Carl's Jr

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

So blow chunks and then get blown. Nice 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

How many of you motherfuckers talking about how badass Columbus is have ever spent a day there?

I lived there for a year and a half. Columbus is pretty rough. It’s better than Cleveland or Toledo, but that’s not saying much. Live there for awhile and you’ll take any city in Texas over Columbus

[BERT 4358]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, your choice:  prime steak or fried squirrel.   Hmmm.

[Nivek 16923]

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Tech has some 9s that'll blow you outside of a Carl's Jr

Um... which location?  

[Domedriver 655]

37 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Not sure I would go that far, chief.

Source: my dad grew up in Lubbutt.

And my older bro went to Tceh.  I used to trave through Lubcrack 4 to 8 times a year since the ‘70s. I guess if you like flat and cow shit.  Rumors of high STD rate I haz no first hand, but yeah.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

I've never been to Ohio, but my BIL is a grad from fOSU, but he's a Texas fan through and through. Never seen anything like it. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Um... which location?  

It's Tech sloots....so all of them 

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[David Dennison 18851]

27 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

I lived there for a year and a half. Columbus is pretty rough. It’s better than Cleveland or Toledo, but that’s not saying much. Live there for awhile and you’ll take any city in Texas over Columbus

Not Beaumont.

[texasstrong12 4668]

It's now clear that Ewers is trying to get a bag. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

Just don't be normal Sark and fuck this up, that's all we're asking for. 

[TexasMan 10891]

26 minutes ago, BERT said:

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

It's now clear that Ewers is trying to get a bag. 

Fuck it, pay that kid. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It's now clear that Ewers is trying to get a bag. 

As he should be. 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

As he should be. 

For sure. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

It's not a bag anymore. It's all over the table, and he'd be a fool not to maximize it.

[Deej 76755]

5 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It's now clear that Ewers is trying to get a bag. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76874]

This kid is going to cash in, round 2 !!!

 

he’s writing the business model for all Tx high school star players (junior year). 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

Sark just needs to tell the kid he can start the minute he steps on campus. He literally cannot be worse than what we have, so high risk-high reward 

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Wimmenz there have to be hotter, right? 

More Latinas in Lubbock….So yes. 

[GTJ1982 378]

15 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark just needs to tell the kid he can start the minute he steps on campus. He literally cannot be worse than what we have, so high risk-high reward 

 

Chance to start.  

[Nicole44 22059]

27 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just don't be normal Sark and fuck this up, that's all we're asking for. 

You are saying Sark should put Ewers in a maze with monkey Gia and see what happens? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

You are saying Sark should put Ewers in a maze with monkey Gia and see what happens? 

If he can out-bite Gia, the job is his 

[927 E. 41st 1124]

I've stayed in many towns for work, maybe more than a hundred. Lubbock and Columbus are probably tied for second. All the others are tied for 1st.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

 

How broke does your brain have to be to simp for Ohio

Whatever you kids say nowadays…

Anyway, it was more of a shithole vs dump comparison.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Tech has some 9s that'll blow you outside of a Carl's Jr

Which Carl’s Jr.?

[texasstrong12 4668]

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This kid is going to cash in, round 2 !!!

 

he’s writing the business model for all Tx high school star players (junior year). 

He probably made close to $2 million at Ohio State if not more. Now he's about to get even more. 

Is Jimmy Sexton his agent? 

[BERT 4358]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You are saying Sark should put Ewers in a maze with monkey Gia and see what happens? 

That actually sounds like fun 

[Nicole44 22059]

I mean…can Ewers line dance? All kidding aside, I know most have been upset with the QB play this season (I do think had Casey not busted his hand in the OU game we’d have more wins) but is this guy “the one?” I understand all the NIL stuff and he has made some money—good for him…but is he the type to bail on us in a bowl game should we get him? I realize everyone seems to want him badly…is it all about money for him? Like will whatever college that gets him—is he about the winning?  I hope so. If we wind up with him. It’s not a criticism per se…I’m just very leery about thinking he will save the program/ be very loyal to it while he’s there. Jmo. Carryon jizzing in the Ewers jugs…

Edited December 6, 2021 by Nicole44

[Deej 76755]

4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

He probably made close to $2 million at Ohio State if not more. Now he's about to get even more. 

Is Jimmy Sexton his agent? 

If he goes to Tech, he's about to get even less. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

How many of you motherfuckers talking about how badass Columbus is have ever spent a day there?

I've visited several times.  This is a small sample size, but my friends and I were shocked at how few attractive women we saw when visiting campus.  The stadium is overrated too.  Granted, it was the off season, but it was a pig sty and looked like it was about to cave in.  /my csb

[dec3169 501]

Hey Quinn - if Tech tells you that you'll be rolling in tortillas if you go there, understand that tortillas is not some slang/code for money.

You're welcome.

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

22 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

 

Chance to start.  

That's not what you tell him.

[TexasMan 10891]

Can't wait for Quinn to commit here! 

 

 

 

 

 

[perfectchaos007 6626]

I've been much more impressed with Ewers HS film over Arch Manning's. I hope we get one of those guys, but if I could pick just 1, it would be Ewers.

[Guest]

37 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

 

Chance to start.  

Vince beat him out...

[Ron Swanson 176]

31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I mean…can Ewers line dance? All kidding aside, I know most have been upset with the QB play this season (I do think had Casey not busted his hand in the OU game we’d have more wins) but is this guy “the one?” I understand all the NIL stuff and he has made some money—good for him…but is he the type to bail on us in a bowl game should we get him? I realize everyone seems to want him badly…is it all about money for him? Like will whatever college that gets him—is he about the winning?  I hope so. If we wind up with him. It’s not a criticism per se…I’m just very leery about thinking he will save the program/ be very loyal to it while he’s there. Jmo. Carry on jizzing in the Ewers jugs…

Would that be a Ewers ewer?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

40 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Which Carl’s Jr.?

All of them 

[Bruh Man 3160]

aidensdad is saying Texas on IT.

Edited December 6, 2021 by Bruh Man

[tx 3 putt 76874]

43 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

He probably made close to $2 million at Ohio State if not more. Now he's about to get even more. 

Is Jimmy Sexton his agent? 

if I was a star jr hs player, I’d be paying very close attention to all of this 

[RabidM 2666]

4 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

aidensdad is saying Texas on IT. 

And he is?  (Besides being Aiden's dad)