Ewers in the portal

[conVINCEd 21,469]

Just now, F250 said:

25. Comforter or duvet.

26.  Be sure to have a top sheet.

[South Austin 52,503]

27.  Do you like this new Derka, or is it same as the old Derka?

[closetohumping 17,442]

28 closetohumping or that bum closetojumping

Edited December 6, 2021 by closetohumping

[XForce 218]

29. Bagmen vs NIL

 

[millhouse 2,604]

30. Night crew: problem or solution?

[El Diablo 4,232]

4 hours ago, EE2B said:

He put the Christian pussy on the pedestal?

Nailing it?? (Jeebus joke)

[TreatyOak 16,327]

57 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You said you don’t care about the football program. So why are you here? 

As I recently stated, I love Surly. I enjoy the funny, degenerate posts, (My man @Nueces River Rat did a nice one above) and I love making fun of college football. I think it's safe to say lots of people like what I post, as well as all the graphics and logos I have created for this site since its inception.   

As poor, suffering people like @Helobious and @Beau Vine in the HS Football Thread can attest, I am a huge Chaps fan and love that thread. The team is experiencing a good run, and the last three football seasons has never been more fun for me. I'll support any college team with a Chap over the Longhorns. Also, there are lots of great people here who support other teams. 

Ah, yes the Longhorns. I don't bother too much with them anymore or even watch, except to make fun of them. Perhaps one day that I'll support them again, but they have squandered my interest through the admin's incredible incompetence. Needless to say, the program shall have none of my treasure until they are as well coached as a high school team. You'd think that wouldn't be too much to ask, but apparently it is. However, I think this group is big enough to support recovering Longhorn fans. 

Sunshine away! 

[Gaffords 755]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Card is not a good comp for Ewers. However good he may have been in HS.

And to think, this should have been his senior year.  He will get bigger and stronger...  Card didn't have a perfect 1.000 rating.

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

31. Nursing pay stub talk

[South Austin 52,503]

dp borkage

Edited December 7, 2021 by South Austin
borked

[XForce 218]

32. Does a uterus really look like the outline of a longhorn head and if so can you show me where the clitoris is

[South Austin 52,503]

12 minutes ago, XForce said:

32. Does a uterus really look like the outline of a longhorn head and if so can you show me where the clitoris is

33. What’s the clitoris?

[MontereyMX 869]

12 minutes ago, XForce said:

32. Does a uterus really look like the outline of a longhorn head and if so can you show me where the clitoris is

yes

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

As I recently stated, I love Surly. I enjoy the funny, degenerate posts, (My man @Nueces River Rat did a nice one above) and I love making fun of college football. I think it's safe to say lots of people like what I post, as well as all the graphics and logos I have created for this site since its inception.   

As poor, suffering people like @Helobious and @Beau Vine in the HS Football Thread can attest, I am a huge Chaps fan and love that thread. The team is experiencing a good run, and the last three football seasons has never been more fun for me. I'll support any college team with a Chap over the Longhorns. Also, there are lots of great people here who support other teams. 

Ah, yes the Longhorns. I don't bother too much with them anymore or even watch, except to make fun of them. Perhaps one day that I'll support them again, but they have squandered my interest through the admin's incredible incompetence. Needless to say, the program shall have none of my treasure until they are as well coached as a high school team. You'd think that wouldn't be too much to ask, but apparently it is. However, I think this group is big enough to support recovering Longhorn fans. 

Sunshine away! 

Lots of unnecessary words instead of just saying, “I’m a fair weather fan.”

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

34. Can we get some pics of tits in here?

[LW Goatman 1,124]

35. Apple pie is best enjoyed with some melted cheddar on top

[DeadArmadillo 907]

33. What’s the clitoris?

And why is it that I should I have to worry about it’s location?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

[Vertigo 20,285]

36. Pinkertons vs Franklins

[Ojo Rojo 1,965]

I don't know if I can like a guy with that bad of a haircut, but I'm willing to try.

[Biff Tannen 45,685]

11 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sweet fancy moses

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Sweet fancy moses

Oh yeah. You better believe she's my lock screen background 

[HOOKEM4 5,036]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh yeah. You better believe she's my lock screen background 

Uhhh my friend was asking who that is....

[Brothahorn 10,087]

There’s tons of Asian students at UT.

Are they the hot ones? Or the ones who actually take school seriously?

[kingkoopa6 8,350]

10 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Uhhh my friend was asking who that is....

 

looks like bru lucas.. but not sure

[MontereyMX 869]

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

looks like bru lucas.. but not sure

nope bru is fat

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

16 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Uhhh my friend was asking who that is....

Me and him both 

[squeegeedegg 723]

I'll take a gander.  Helga Lovekaty

[MontereyMX 869]

23 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Panhandle haters!!!!!

 

you must know those Funk boys

[Gaffords 755]

38 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I don't know if I can like a guy with that bad of a haircut, but I'm willing to try.

Hope you can.  Does it mean anything that Sark was the first in home they scheduled? He met with the family Friday night shortly after Ewer announced. Guess he just happened to be in the neighborhood.  

It's also possible Tech worked themselves right out of contention by trying to pressure him for a commitment yesterday when the family and Quinn making sure they do their due diligence after the way tOSU didn't work out.  

They do like Sark a lot.  

[TexasBeta 1,261]

Are they the hot ones? Or the ones who actually take school seriously?

The later.

[TCU Alum 56]

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Just post a pic Salma Hayek or Linda Carter  and all will be forgiven!  

[TCU Alum 56]

1 hour ago, XForce said:

32. Does a uterus really look like the outline of a longhorn head and if so can you show me where the clitoris is

It is just below the nose.

[ztejas 43,448]

5 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

The later.

Sometimes there's some overlap. 

[Eggo 3,977]

12 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

no way he goes to tech if he was in lubbock when this front hit.  fuck the wind!  not one tree in that place grows straight

NTTAWWT

[Eggo 3,977]

Had a little rough and tumble with a Tech girl for a month or so. She was a total sweetheart in the streets but god damn did she have a mean streak in the sheets. I still can't touch my toes without thinking about her. 

[hobbes2702 13,033]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Had a little rough and tumble with a Tech girl for a month or so. She was a total sweetheart in the streets but god damn did she have a mean streak in the sheets. I still can't touch my toes without thinking about her. 

She pegged you?

 

[Stunns38 3,460]

It is just below the nose.

Hey asshole, stop making fun of our south end zone.

[Covri 6,249]

1 hour ago, TCU Alum said:

It is just below the nose.

 

That uterus is throwing the horns down! 

[NOOBSDUDE 588]

32. Does a uterus really look like the outline of a longhorn head and if so can you show me where the clitoris is

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

33. What’s the clitoris?

37. Who cares?

Edited December 7, 2021 by Doc Reeves

[Hpara759 1,778]

10 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

you must know those Funk boys

Damn straight!

[deter 314]

10 hours ago, TCU Alum said:

It is just below the nose.

Within reach of the tongue. 

[Hank Kingsley 20,939]

Soooo...we should expect a decision from Ewers soon, right? I'm sure every program he's looking at wants the chance to flip other recruits before Signing Day. 

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Soooo...we should expect a decision from Ewers soon, right? I'm sure every program he's looking at wants the chance to flip other recruits before Signing Day. 

Its Tuesday 

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

Soooo...we should expect a decision from Ewers soon, right? I'm sure every program he's looking at wants the chance to flip other recruits before Signing Day. 

Let’s go with SarkAfterDark announcement. Tonight would be nice.

[Eggo 3,977]

7 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Its Tuesday 

and yesterday was Monday! 

[elguapo 4,586]

Everyone go sign this petition

 

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Jesus, this thread has gone the way of the Urban to Texas (minus the REDACTED)

[David Dennison 18,860]

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomChairman said:

Jesus, this thread has gone the way of the Urban to Texas (minus the sad ending)