Ewers in the portal

[Horn Dogg 3892]

2 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Texas legends!



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I didn’t realize he was that big until I saw this picture.  He looks fit as hell.

Let’s get him a trans-am with T-tops to complete the look.

 

[atomheartbevo 89648]

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Damn, I miss Grandys.

My cholesterol levels don't.

[Topper13 3259]

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

My cholesterol levels don't.

 

[Intercourse With Gray 140]

2 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Texas legends!



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hes got an almost identical nose. Lets do this!

[Intercourse With Gray 140]

53 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This dude just screams 80s.

Might be a top tier favorite horn before we even see him take a snap.

fuck it. Gardner Minshew is widely loved for the 80s look and is not even close to as talented as Ewers 

[52-80 19150]

To Sarkisian:

 

[wood 11225]

3 hours ago, Both Tacos said:

3 hours ago, F250 said:

So we all getting mullets?
 

Austin will be sold out of mullet wigs.

Hell, there are a whole bunch of us out there. Knowing us, we might just buy out the whole fucking internet.

[wood 11225]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

We need to talk about your spelling of the word poontang. As Texas grads, we each share in the common responsibility to maintain the erudite reputation of our fine institution. 

Tough break for Handjob ...

 

[wood 11225]

2 hours ago, ousux said:

He's as big as Sam but an inch or two taller..

Me likey

nttawwt.

[InkaUtexas 25907]

Fuck yes. That is all. 

[ztejas 43418]

5 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Texas legends!



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I love this so fucking much. I'll choose to ignore all the idiots thinking that this somehow brings us back into the limelight on its own but for now... I'll settle for this. This is the right direction. 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

6 hours ago, B00M said:

Redundant...

His much taller hillbilly cousin.

Gotta cut that hair 

Bullshit

[SHOOTER12 8800]

5 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

5 hours ago, NIUHuskies said:

If Evers stayed on his original timeline, is Herman still the coach?

If my aunt had balls she'd be my husband.

Ftfy...

[B00M 6414]

[lilMAC25 3792]

8 hours ago, Gaffords said:

There's only been two 1.000 Mack got one, Sark got one...    

 

One transfer doesn’t make them equivalent recruiters.

[Modessit 5599]

Why do people keep quoting that pic of Sam with a young Eddie Money?

[lilMAC25 3792]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I love this so fucking much. I'll choose to ignore all the idiots thinking that this somehow brings us back into the limelight on its own but for now... I'll settle for this. This is the right direction. 

Absolutely. It’s a massive get, but it’s only a small step in the direction we need to take.

[RollLeft 5044]

9 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Texas legends!



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Can someone put Quinns hair on Sam so we have twins.

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

Monday morning starting out OK, hot cup of coffee, biscuit and gravy, and Quinn stepping in to Burnt Orange.  What other deliciousness might happen today?  Hook 'Em!

[CooterBrown 18006]

I didn’t realize he was that big until I saw this picture.  He looks fit as hell.
Let’s get him a trans-am with T-tops to complete the look.
 

Saw him for the first time on the sidelines of the Michigan game and he looked like a linebacker.

[Horn80 6118]

9 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Texas legends!



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Sam is a legend but TBD for Ewers.

[52-80 19150]

[smuggs 9353]

7 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Name needs to change

 

Ewers Portales

Or some such.

[Gaffords 755]

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

 

One transfer doesn’t make them equivalent recruiters.

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

 

One transfer doesn’t make them equivalent recruiters.

Since it's pretty obvious that  comprehension isn't something you need to waste any time on, I shall help you with that...  Starting to does NOT mean equal to...

[Viper 12108]

@Bruh Man can we get a thread name change? "Ewers no longer in the portal"

[lilMAC25 3792]

2 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Since it's pretty obvious that  comprehension isn't something you need to waste any time on, I shall help you with that...  Starting to does NOT mean equal to...

Oh yeah, well

[ousux 5597]

Absolutely. It’s a massive get, but it’s only a small step in the direction we need to take.

Small step, but greatly speeds up the rebuild process. We really needed something like this in the worst way possible.

[lilMAC25 3792]

4 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Absolutely. It’s a massive get, but it’s only a small step in the direction we need to take.

Small step, but greatly speeds up the rebuild process. We really needed something like this in the worst way possible.

That depends on a couple of things.

 

Does he produce on the field

Does he bring in other top players to TEXAS?

[B00M 6414]

30 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Oh yeah, well

[ousux 5597]

That depends on a couple of things.
 
Does he produce on the field
Does he bring in other top players to TEXAS?

I think it's safe to say at least a couple recent commits rethink signing with Texas if QE goes elsewhere...and he could potentially draw in a few more big names.

[n64ra 1081]

🤘🤘🤘

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[smuggs 9353]

[ClubWhatever 12128]

Trying to remember the last time I heard the word poontang.  I think it was 1982.  

[EuroHorn 3260]

Pretty excited about this announcement.  I hope that Sarkisian builds a team around him that will make him successful.  We've had some good talent but it never seems to develop to its potential in the last decade.

[TreatyOak 16313]

I'm happy for the Horns and I hope he does well and brings the program back. However, I am primarily happy because this helps the country see how awful Tom Herman truly was here. 

[mdleast 8289]

Trying to remember the last time I heard the word poontang.  I think it was 1982.  

1987

[Davis Lane 5581]

10 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I didn’t realize he was that big until I saw this picture.  He looks fit as hell.

Let’s get him a trans-am with T-tops to complete the look.

 

[Alien Octopus 516]

2 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Not just any Trans Am, get him Eric Dickerson’s aTm ride he drove all over SMU.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

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[smuggs 9353]

Holy shit.

Edited December 13, 2021 by smuggs
^ Sarkboard gif.

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2072]

24 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

looks like baby Harvey Keitel

[unclebean 29]

Because he reclassified to 2021, how does that affect his NFL draft eligibility? Does he only have to be here 2 years now? or is it a full 3 years?

[bullet 1596]

43 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm happy for the Horns and I hope he does well and brings the program back. However, I am primarily happy because this helps the country see how awful Tom Herman truly was here. 

Man, you need to get Tom Hermann out of your head.  At least Mack was here for 16 years.

[JGHorn 148]

2 minutes ago, unclebean said:

Because he reclassified to 2021, how does that affect his NFL draft eligibility? Does he only have to be here 2 years now? or is it a full 3 years?

If all things go well, he only plays 2 years 

[TreatyOak 16313]

19 minutes ago, bullet said:

Man, you need to get Tom Hermann out of your head.  At least Mack was here for 16 years.

Please don't mention Tom Herman. Tom Herman. Tom Herman. Can't stop myself. Can't stop.

 

 

 

 

[Thatguy 8686]

Sark walking into Belmont this morning......

https://images.app.goo.gl/JnWZzDxLsbdBgTTe7

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[TrashMaster G 17551]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm happy for the Horns and I hope he does well and brings the program back. However, I am primarily happy because this helps the country see how awful Tom Herman truly was here. 

 

30 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Please don't mention Tom Herman. Tom Herman. Tom Herman. Can't stop myself. Can't stop.

 

 

 

 

Jfc, dude.  Let it go.

You should probably talk to someone about this little problem you have.  I'm guessing you're also dealing with noodle weiner.