Ewers in the portal

[Your Mom 4826]

9 minutes ago, GhostOfTomChairman said:

Jesus, this thread has gone the way of the Urban to Texas (minus the sad ending)

Never underestimate how pathetic a completely demoralized and broken fanbase can get, especially ours.

Edited December 7, 2021 by Your Mom

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2078]

9 minutes ago, GhostOfTomChairman said:

(minus the sad ending)

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Fuck me I'm a jinxing bitch. I've edited that shit.

[idigTexas 2289]

28 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Everyone go sign this petition

 

WTF.  We may be more aggy than aggy.

[South Austin 52521]

2 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

WTF.  We may be more aggy than aggy.

We won't lose Quinn Ewers' commitment.  We'll just run out of signatures.

[TejasPedro 1858]

[Frank Gallagher 97]

15 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

WTF.  We may be more aggy than aggy.

I guess football wins trump dignity.

[LTtxfan 49306]

Well an enemy to the Texas Football program posted an article today with this headline...

 "Morning Brew: Could Texas be looking to bring in more than one transfer quarterback?"     (Behind a paywall)

 

 

Edited December 7, 2021 by LTtxfan

[Skipper 6140]

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Well an enemy to the Texas Football program posted an article today with this headline...

 "Morning Brew: Could Texas be looking to bring in more than one transfer quarterback?"     (Behind a paywall)

 

 

Who fucking pays for that site? Do whatever posters they have on there call Chip out for this blatant bullshit?  Dude cost us Nick Bonitto.  Now he's trying to do the same for Ewers?  Seriously, fuck that guy.

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

25 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Well an enemy to the Texas Football program posted an article today with this headline...

 "Morning Brew: Could Texas be looking to bring in more than one transfer quarterback?"     (Behind a paywall)

 

 

People pay that asshole monthly to fuck our program? Why?

[Eggo 3977]

14 minutes ago, Bravo said:

we paid Strong and Herman to do the same. What's the difference?

Yeah people pay for their program to be fucked all the time. 

[C-Man 27235]

1 hour ago, idigTexas said:

WTF.  We may be more aggy than aggy.

aggy AF

[bad_teammate 13218]

2 hours ago, idigTexas said:

WTF.  We may be more aggy than aggy.

i will NEVER sacrifice the pride of my online persona to do something this debased

now pardon me while i post a GIF of a girl dancing around in her underwear when a 16-year-old boy visits a university I went to 30 years ago

[MontereyMX 869]

6 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

Damn straight!

those  are some crazy fuckers right there 

[Landomatic 3813]

2 hours ago, idigTexas said:

WTF.  We may be more aggy than aggy.

 

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

aggy AF

Agree that seems super eggy 🤦 dns

[Doc Reeves 6434]

The past couple pages have been impressive even for this place

[txhorns 2409]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Welp

[TejasPedro 1858]

[Sleepygrad 1029]

situation is fluid

[Dnaguy 12002]

2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

 

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

situation is fluid

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

No, that's not fucking creepy at all.

[markstanco 12586]

2 hours ago, Skipper said:

Dude cost us Nick Bonitto.  Now he's trying to do the same for Ewers?  Seriously, fuck that guy.

What did he do/say?  That was a while back. 

[Beau Vine 54293]

17 hours ago, squeegeedegg said:

I'll take a gander.  Helga Lovekaty

 

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

Ok, maybe I was hasty with my previous quote.

[Beau Vine 54293]

15 minutes ago, txhorns said:

I have trouble believing that a 6th-year senior who has started three games in his entire career is going to come here to backup Ewers.  Except that he doesn't look very bright at all:

[NeverMarryAStripper 21909]

If all that is true they better get a QB with some experience to transfer in, somebody besides ^^^^^^^^

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I have trouble believing that a 6th-year senior who has started three games in his entire career is going to come here to backup Ewers.  Except that he doesn't look very bright at all:

[Covri 6249]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I have trouble believing that a 6th-year senior who has started three games in his entire career is going to come here to backup Ewers.  Except that he doesn't look very bright at all:

Somebody has to buy Ewers his Natty Bois and take the fall for his eventual DWI stop.

[Sawbonz 27580]

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I have trouble believing that a 6th-year senior who has started three games in his entire career is going to come here to backup Ewers.  Except that he doesn't look very bright at all:

[WinningIsHard 4050]

34 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Well that’s all I need…drops pants 

[Guest]

" new ways to light your money on fire..."

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

46 minutes ago, txhorns said:

We may get this kid to transfer but this feels like bullshit. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

What if this bruh arrives at TX, collects $$$NIL$$$, JAGs out next season, then portals again to collect NIL from another school?

$9.95

 

Edited December 7, 2021 by Shaggy3.0

[mvlonghorns 286]

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

What if this bruh arrives at TX, collects $$$NIL$$$, JAGs out next season, then portals again to collect NIL from another school?

$9.95

 

You can only portal once for free without sitting, wherever he goes is probably his final destination before the NFL.

[orange dream 1254]

I'd think a couple of bites at the apple is all most would get.

I guess if he decided that after OSU and UT (or something similar) he was going to transfer to SMU, Vandy, Rice or SHSU he might find a new round of people to pay up but I don't think it would be OU, A&M or LSU after two strikes.

[Eggo 3977]

Hudson Card to Quinn Ewers: “word of advice: don't swing and miss… especially not your second time.”

[XForce 218]

For those of you good at equivalency tests, I need these filled in:

Urban->Sark

Ewers->_____
 

A.

B.

C.

D.

[Gidnik 3284]

Fat ketch more full of shit than usual

 

 

[Sawbonz 27580]

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

[markstanco 12586]

STFU Ketch

[Eggo 3977]

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

 

If everyone is abiding by the same set of rules, how is it cheating? Hate the game, not the players.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

This thread needs some retro stuff....  

 

 

Edited December 7, 2021 by Nueces River Rat

[Gidnik 3284]

11 minutes ago, Eggo said:

 

lets get darren a cape so he can be super fucking mad

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This thread needs some retro stuff....  

 

 

Oh, Dian.

"In her lawsuit, she said Barker required her to have oral sex with him in his dressing room about twice a week for 3 1/2 years, first by using force and later by other means of coercion. Parkinson also said she had intercourse with Barker six or eight times out of fear that she would be fired if she refused."

[Brisketexan 105161]

I feel like this is one of those stories where however it turns out, we lose. If we don’t get him, we lose. If we do, he’ll turn out to be a head case.

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I feel like this is one of those stories where however it turns out, we lose. If we don’t get him, we lose. If we do, he’ll turn out to be a head case.

I think we all said that about Kyler Murray. And Baker Mayfield. 

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I feel like this is one of those stories where however it turns out, we lose. If we don’t get him, we lose. If we do, he’ll turn out to be a head case.

I came to post a similar POV. IMHO, these primadonnas are the types that have slowly sunk the program during the past decades. It's a big red flag when a kid enters the portal as a true freshmen not to mention all the NIL crap. You win with football players not rivals rankings. This guy feels more like Garrett Gilbert than Colt McCoy or The Major.

Spoiler

The kid that made the XII Championship winning tackle and has played more games for Baylor than anyone was a walkon.

 

Edited December 7, 2021 by Harrison Bergeron

[Paul Wesley 3286]

Chris Simms is one of the winningest QB in the history of Texas football.