Missery: Mom Steals Daughter's Identify to Catfish College Guys and Life Fantasy

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

https://nypost.com/2021/12/09/mom-48-stole-daughters-identity-to-date-younger-guys/?sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow

A Missouri mama is facing jail time after she admitted to stealing her estranged daughter’s identity in order to secure student loans, enroll in college — and pursue her sexy co-ed fantasies.

Laura Oglesby, 48, posed as her daughter, Lauren Hays, for more than two years in an elaborate scam that fooled both the federal government and locals in the small town of Mountain View.

In 2016, Oglesby applied for a Social Security card in Hays’ name, which she promptly received in the mail.

From that point on, Oglesby — who originally hailed from Arkansas and was then age 43 — assumed her daughter’s identity, saying her name was Lauren Hays and that she was only 22 years old.

 

[ztejas 43549]

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

she must have run through that towns 18+ male population something fierce

[Parliament 14344]

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I was gonna say you’d have to be pretty stupid to believe she’s in her 20s.  But guys are pretty stupid. 

[Trey3216 15378]

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

she must have run through that towns 18+ male population something fierce

Probably gettin some trains ran on her 

[tbone_ 14194]

I was gonna say you’d have to be pretty stupid to believe she’s in her 20s.  But guys are pretty stupid. 

None of them gave a shit

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

I was worried I would get in trouble with the mods for posting this here and not here, but then I saw the pics.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Just now, tbone_ said:

None of them gave a shit

Touche.  so why commit fraud to get some college guys to bang you? 

[Zepol87 9197]

Would

[Steel Shank 9432]

I'd imagine she can tell some tales of pipe laying.

[UT_OB1 2225]

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Touche.  so why commit fraud to get some college guys to bang you? 

To take out a massive amount of student loans in someone else’s name. 

[atomheartbevo 89846]

5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Touche.  so why commit fraud to get some college guys to bang you? 

4 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

To take out a massive amount of student loans in someone else’s name. 

Yeah, honestly I doubt the fraud was to get laid, because any half-decent woman in her 40s is not going to have a problem around college towns.

Now us half-decent men in our 40s picking up college girls.

 

[workswithseed 2123]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, honestly I doubt the fraud was to get laid, because any half-decent woman in her 40s is not going to have a problem around college towns.

Now us half-decent men in our 40s picking up college girls.

 

Harsh on the sugar daddies here.

[RPM 26366]

11 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I was gonna say you’d have to be pretty stupid to believe she’s in her 20s.  But guys are pretty stupid. 

It's Misery. They're pretty stupid and they'll fuck anything. Annnnnything.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

12 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Would

yup.  would--a lot of nasty things too.

 

[smuggs 9353]

I have nothing to add other than when I google earth'd this woman's hometown of Mountain View Missouri, this intriguing image came up:

 

 

 

[Genco 3041]

Rednecks-calibur?

Edited December 10, 2021 by Genco

[atomheartbevo 89846]

2 hours ago, Genco said:

Rednecks-calibur?

[tantric superman 4668]

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Now us half-decent men in our 40s picking up college girls.

Or us boomers who want to do some teaching at the college when we retire....