2022 Transfer QB Quinn Ewers

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

On 3/5/2022 at 10:47 AM, Scholz said:

Nasty’s?

I could have avoided an asskicking there one night by only conceding that the Grateful Dead didn’t suck. Also may have thrown a cue ball at the jukebox 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

On 3/8/2022 at 11:58 AM, RGBIII said:

Look at this fucking guy, l can smell this picture and it smells like winning

And liquor. NTTAWWT 

[ousux 5,597]

And liquor. NTTAWWT 

Also stale smoke of some sort, possibly a faint whiff of cheap perfume.

Yes, thats what winning smells like.

[Davis Lane 5,580]

[LW Goatman 1,119]

16 hours ago, Moderator said:

HEB had a beer called Sports or Sportz in the early 2000s.  Definitely the worst beer I ever had, but it was $4 for a 12 pack.  

 

edit:  Apparently I missed an earlier post speaking of the merits of Sportz.

I remember that shit, had ribbed cans like Mr. Pib and absolutely no information on the box. There was also a sportz ice I believe. 

[Thiefery 4,995]

was it as cool as Red Dog beer in the 90's?

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

19 hours ago, Moderator said:

HEB had a beer called Sports or Sportz in the early 2000s.  Definitely the worst beer I ever had, but it was $4 for a 12 pack.  

 

edit:  Apparently I missed an earlier post speaking of the merits of Sportz.

I knew you guys would show up. +
 

On 3/3/2022 at 9:13 AM, Doc Reeves said:

Anybody else have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and get that H-E-B (?) brand beer ‘Sportz” circa the 90s? It came in a fucking textured can and was like $8.99 for an 18 pack? It tasted like stale, warmed over bum piss? It was discontinued in the late 90 but damn, it should have come with a pack of stained wifebeaters/undershirts. 

 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Don’t know if you’ve ever tried it but coors made a beer for 8months called “red light” and it tasted like when you drink a lot of beer and throw up mostly beer with some vomit. Seriously, we bought a shit tonne for a party in HS because it was insanely cheap. No one drank more than 1 and for HS kids that’s impressive. They discontinued soon after.  

Years later my friend went to the Coors brewery for a tour. During the tour the cheerful girl outlined all the beers they had made and mentioned Red Lite because of its ultra low production. My buddy had to interject and mentioned that he had tried it and it was in fact famous for being the worst beer anyone has ever tasted longitudinally thru their entire life, and counting. The girl was impressed and said that’s amazing they produced so few that they didn’t even have any bottles to display. My buddy replied that he’s still got 4-5 cases of that shit in his garage in TX from 6 years ago that he is sure are still there because no one would ever drink it. 
The girl talked to him after the tour and they made a deal to trade the Coors brewery the 4 cases of Red Lite for a pallet of Coors light and a couple thousand $. He was in the military and had the pallet delivered to the barracks where it lasted about 2 1/2 weeks between everyone /CSB

Edited March 10, 2022 by Doc Reeves

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

A store called Eagle that had all sorts of sketchy shit in Alief in early 80s. Which was before Alief really turned sketchy. I was too young to ever sample it but I'm sure it was rank

 

 

[stork642 4,498]

Game day beer.  

[MIkeHoncho 1,908]

12 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Game day beer.  

I see you found the QE NIL deal

[Napoleon 8,663]

10 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Don’t know if you’ve ever tried it but coors made a beer for 8months called “red light” and it tasted like when you drink a lot of beer and throw up mostly beer with some vomit. Seriously, we bought a shit tonne for a party in HS because it was insanely cheap. No one drank more than 1 and for HS kids that’s impressive. They discontinued soon after.  

Years later my friend went to the Coors brewery for a tour. During the tour the cheerful girl outlined all the beers they had made and mentioned Red Lite because of its ultra low production. My buddy had to interject and mentioned that he had tried it and it was in fact famous for being the worst beer anyone has ever tasted longitudinally thru their entire life, and counting. The girl was impressed and said that’s amazing they produced so few that they didn’t even have any bottles to display. My buddy replied that he’s still got 4-5 cases of that shit in his garage in TX from 6 years ago that he is sure are still there because no one would ever drink it. 
The girl talked to him after the tour and they made a deal to trade the Coors brewery the 4 cases of Red Lite for a pallet of Coors light and a couple thousand $. He was in the military and had the pallet delivered to the barracks where it lasted about 2 1/2 weeks between everyone /CSB

Coors was the brewer of Killian’s Red.

 I’m sure that this was their attempt to tap into a market that they wrongfully imagined existed. 

[Bevo14 8,303]

11 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Don’t know if you’ve ever tried it but coors made a beer for 8months called “red light” and it tasted like when you drink a lot of beer and throw up mostly beer with some vomit. Seriously, we bought a shit tonne for a party in HS because it was insanely cheap. No one drank more than 1 and for HS kids that’s impressive. They discontinued soon after.  

Years later my friend went to the Coors brewery for a tour. During the tour the cheerful girl outlined all the beers they had made and mentioned Red Lite because of its ultra low production. My buddy had to interject and mentioned that he had tried it and it was in fact famous for being the worst beer anyone has ever tasted longitudinally thru their entire life, and counting. The girl was impressed and said that’s amazing they produced so few that they didn’t even have any bottles to display. My buddy replied that he’s still got 4-5 cases of that shit in his garage in TX from 6 years ago that he is sure are still there because no one would ever drink it. 
The girl talked to him after the tour and they made a deal to trade the Coors brewery the 4 cases of Red Lite for a pallet of Coors light and a couple thousand $. He was in the military and had the pallet delivered to the barracks where it lasted about 2 1/2 weeks between everyone /CSB

Between surly posters and their tertiary connections, I'm pretty sure we know everybody in the world and own everything that was ever made. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

7 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Between surly posters and their tertiary connections, I'm pretty sure we know everybody in the world and own everything that was ever made. 

 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Shit i forgot about the red stick man. They had this sign above the pyramid of unsold swill in 1995, the he was on the label 

  

 

 

 

Oh, shit. Turns out they brought it back too.

2/5*s? They must have improved it….

 

 

 

[Born Burnt 6,177]

Any of you fuckers try a wheat beer Miller test-marketed in a few cities (including Austin) in the '80s? It was called Dakota. Curious if it met the high standards of Surly's discriminating palate.

Found this commercial:

 

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

Hoping he lights up ou like this 

 

[Nivek 16,923]

Lost lake was some regional beer out if Oklahoma. Take coors light and water it down by about 30%.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Lost lake was some regional beer out if Oklahoma. Take coors light and water it down by about 30%.

Living in Oklahoma for a couple years in the early 90s is what got me drinking bourbon as my go to drink. 

All the 3.2(?) beer was some BS. 

[UDontKnow 10,440]

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

Living in Oklahoma for a couple years in the early 90s is what got me drinking bourbon as my go to drink. 

All the 3.2(?) beer was some BS. 

Avatar doesn't check out.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Avatar doesn't check out.

Red stripe is an import. Imports are full alcohol content. But they cant be sold cold. 

All domestic beer in Oklahoma is 3.2. At least it was back in the day. 

Another reason OUsux

[Llewelyn Moss 207]

7 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Red stripe is an import. Imports are full alcohol content. But they cant be sold cold. 

All domestic beer in Oklahoma is 3.2. At least it was back in the day. 

Another reason OUsux

Oklahoma did change the law allowing regular point beer. OU and Oklahoma still suck though 

[OB3 3,608]

Is this the Ewers thread? Just checking 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

I bet he had a miller high life after that session

Edited March 15, 2022 by BurntOrange&White

[Hornius Emeritus 12,450]

14 hours ago, OB3 said:

Is this the Ewers thread? Just checking 

I saw the ball wobble once. I am concerned.

[Bevo14 8,303]

20 hours ago, OB3 said:

Is this the Ewers thread? Just checking 

What does this have to do with your beer of choice in middle school?

Edited March 15, 2022 by Bevo14

[StassneyHorn 6,574]

Walgreens had a tremendous beer named Big Flatts in 2010. 3 dollars for a 6er and totally worth it after 4loko got neutered

[Cuernavaca 254]

About TreeFiddy

[Laga4 1,270]

25 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

About TreeFiddy

Where is Tom's piss chart when you need it?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

On 3/9/2022 at 11:05 PM, ousux said:

Also stale smoke of some sort, possibly a faint whiff of cheap perfume.

Yes, thats what winning smells like.

I'm all in, brother. 

[Speedway 152]

Back in the late 70's, when Jimmy Carter was president, his brother Billy had a beer named after him that he was promoting. 

it was bad, really bad.  I remember one summer the Piggly Wiggly on El Camino Real in Clear Lake had it on sale for ~$6.50 a case, plus tax.

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

On 3/15/2022 at 8:27 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Walgreens had a tremendous beer named Big Flatts in 2010. 3 dollars for a 6er and totally worth it after 4loko got neutered

[ousux 5,597]

Walgreens had a tremendous beer named Big Flatts in 2010. 3 dollars for a 6er and totally worth it after 4loko got neutered

Only 12 years ago shitty beer was dirt cheap, seems like a lifetime though.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

5 hours ago, Speedway said:

Back in the late 70's, when Jimmy Carter was president, his brother Billy had a beer named after him that he was promoting. 

it was bad, really bad.  I remember one summer the Piggly Wiggly on El Camino Real in Clear Lake had it on sale for ~$6.50 a case, plus tax.

My dad bought a 6 pack as a souvenir. Kept it in the pantry. Even after time went by and they exploded 1 after another. 

I worry about that man. 

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

10 hours ago, Speedway said:

Back in the late 70's, when Jimmy Carter was president, his brother Billy had a beer named after him that he was promoting. 

it was bad, really bad.  I remember one summer the Piggly Wiggly on El Camino Real in Clear Lake had it on sale for ~$6.50 a case, plus tax.

Lord I remember that garbage.  I bought a case when some friends came by one weekend. I think 3 beers were drank out of the case and I got stuck with the rest.  They sat in the fridge for weeks.   I couldn't even give them away no matter how hard I tried. Finally wound up throwing them away.

[SuckitKevin 920]

11 hours ago, Speedway said:

Back in the late 70's, when Jimmy Carter was president, his brother Billy had a beer named after him that he was promoting. 

it was bad, really bad.  I remember one summer the Piggly Wiggly on El Camino Real in Clear Lake had it on sale for ~$6.50 a case, plus tax.

Got one on one of my bar shelves right next to the JR beer.

[tejas60 3,532]

On 3/10/2022 at 12:40 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

A store called Eagle that had all sorts of sketchy shit in Alief in early 80s. Which was before Alief really turned sketchy. I was too young to ever sample it but I'm sure it was rank

 

 

didn't they used to sell that at Joe's Generic Bar?

[Armybrat 40,822]

On 3/18/2022 at 6:24 AM, Speedway said:

Back in the late 70's, when Jimmy Carter was president, his brother Billy had a beer named after him that he was promoting. 

it was bad, really bad.  I remember one summer the Piggly Wiggly on El Camino Real in Clear Lake had it on sale for ~$6.50 a case, plus tax.

They should’ve paid customers that much to haul it off for disposal.

[utexas8 1,436]

Is that a longhorn tattoo?

[Born Burnt 6,177]

10 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

Is that a longhorn tattoo?

 

It's a cow skull in front of what appears to be Billy Beer cans.

[RollLeft 5,040]

50 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Is that a longhorn tattoo?

 

First he chooses tOSU and now a tattoo?  Prone to poor decisions.  Do not want.

Edited March 22, 2022 by RollLeft

[RGBIII 22,838]

55 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

Is that a longhorn tattoo?

 

[stork642 4,498]

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

Is that a longhorn tattoo?

 

It’s the list of plays the QBs normally wear on a wristband.  Chess.  

[perfectchaos007 6,626]

29 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

First he chooses tOSU and now a tattoo?  Prone to poor decisions.  Do not want.

Don’t worry give it a few weeks of spring practice and IT will assure us Card is QB1

[Big Woodrows 4,200]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Don’t worry give it a few weeks of spring practice and IT will assure us Card is QB1

You joke, but Nahlin and Boyd spent all of yesterday afternoon breathlessly defending Card's performance against Arkansas.

[Codaxx 5,727]

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

Is that a longhorn tattoo?

 

That is attention to detail. Sometimes you guys really scare me. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Looks like a longhorn with 100 dollar bill on top.  

 

 

[Bevo14 8,303]

Was expecting an announcement of Quinn's top 3 beers the way this thread got bumped.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

Judging from various tiktoks I'd suspect Busch Light was in his top 3

 

[Soccer Dudes Dad 91]

On 3/10/2022 at 5:44 AM, Davis Lane said:

Twelve days since this post and not one of you degenerates has asked who this is?  Good lord, Surly is slipping...