Herschel Walker catch-all thread

[Leeroy Jenkins 2376]

3 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Depends on what you do with the chickens. 

I am pretty sure his son has choked  A LOT of chickens.    

[Guest Lobo]

By that, you don't mean Hens...do you?  NTTAWWT

[Underdog 28392]

You can’t convince me that isn’t Herschel himself with one of his 39 personalities.  

[MissingInAction 24747]

Reminds me of Chris Tuckers character from 5th Element.

[Tom 2959]

Conservatives/GOP types love to pretend that post-pandemic gas prices were the norm throughout the Trump presidency and that the price of oil didn't suddenly tank in early 2020 when the roads across this country looked like the opening of Vanilla Sky combined with a Saudi-Russian price war in March.  

Edited December 13, 2021 by Tom

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm not sure if you have watched his videos, but he doesn't seem to fit the GQP definition of "manly man"

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm not sure if you have watched his videos, but he doesn't seem to fit the GQP definition of "manly man"

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

lol, yeah, that's the dude talking down to all of us right now. i hope his dad's campaign goes down in flames

[TexasHooch 5115]

He must have Long Covid.

 

[Ben Tobin 374]

2 hours ago, Newdoc said:

Why is Walker’s son trying to fill up Joe Biden’s Range Rover with gas? Why is Joe Biden at a random gas station? Why is Walker fighting Joe Biden while filling up Joe Biden’s Range Rover? 

Sir, it is the private’s duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor that Walker Jr has a full tank and is gay and loaded, sir!

[Sawbonz 27301]

6 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

MAGA is often dismissed as racist, homophobic, and generally regressive. But that focus misses the point.

MAGA is a big tent, and the defining characteristics are anger, entitlement, and raving stupidity. Those qualities subsume racism, homophobia, and antisemitism. But there are a lot of diverse Americans who fall under the tent, too. And as long as they’re shouting idiotic crap about “Brandon” and knob-jobbing Trump, they’re accepted into the cult.

We need to recognize that we’re not dealing with some one dimensional hate group here. It’s a cult of Dunning Kruger exemplars; many are bigots, many are not. But they’re all angry morons with way too much confidence in their own intellect, a sense that the world owes them a place at the top, and the asinine belief that a self-absorbed huckster like Donald Trump will give it to them.

[Tom 2959]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

You'd think for how much he spends on Givenchy and Gucci tops he could afford a half decent pair of jeans.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

2 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

You'd think for how much he spends on Givenchy and Gucci tops he could afford a half decent pair of jeans.

 

and less body acne

[naija 2848]

Gary Sheffield's son also shares similar political values..... see, not a monolith.

[Bullneck 18959]

Pick acquired by Dallas	Dallas's subsequent transactions (partial list)[1]
Minnesota's 1st round pick in 1990	Used as part of a deal with the Pittsburgh Steelers to move up from #21 to #17 overall in the first round in 1990 #17 overall was then used to select RB Emmitt Smith
Minnesota's 2nd round pick in 1990	Used as part of a deal to get the San Francisco 49ers' 3rd round pick in 1990 San Francisco's 3rd round pick was then used as part of the above deal with Pittsburgh to move to #17 overall
Minnesota's 6th round pick in 1990	Used as part of a deal with the Los Angeles Raiders to acquire DB Stan Smagala
Minnesota's 1st round pick in 1991	Used as part of a deal to get the number one overall pick in the 1991 draft from the New England Patriots With the first overall pick, Dallas selected DT Russell Maryland
Minnesota's 2nd round pick in 1991	Used as part of a trade with the Houston Oilers to acquire RB Alonzo Highsmith
Minnesota's 1st round pick in 1992	Used as part of a deal to get New England's 1st and 2nd round picks (#19 and #37 overall) in the 1992 draft #19 overall was then used as part of a deal to get the Atlanta Falcons' first round pick (#17 overall) #17 overall from Atlanta was then used to select CB Kevin Smith #37 overall from New England was then used to select Darren Woodson
Minnesota's 2nd round pick in 1992	Used as part of a deal to acquire two draft picks from the Kansas City Chiefs The Chiefs' picks were used in an exchange with the Washington Redskins With Washington's 3rd round pick (#58 overall), Dallas selected CB Clayton Holmes
Minnesota's 3rd round pick in 1992	Used as part of the above deal to get to New England's 1st and 2nd round picks

[South Austin 51976]

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

What do people successful people often say about their children?
"If I had everything my kids do when I was growing up, then they wouldn't have everything that they do now."

[hpslugga 4026]

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

He must have Long Covid.

 

Gotta love how little Tucker continues to yammer about masculinity/femininity as if he had clue fucking one about either of those things. 

[C-Man 26937]

And there are some of you who still believe we haven't completely self-immolated as a country.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Yessss

[hpslugga 4026]

12 hours ago, South Austin said:

Can’t ask that question. That violates his HIPAA.

Edited December 14, 2021 by hpslugga

[Guest Lobo]

^

Pos rep.  Just imagine if stupid people like young Walker cared as much about people having health insurance as they did about people violating their Health Insurance Portability & Accountability Act's right to privacy?  I remember when MGT (also a Georgia gal like this dude) wouldn't answer vaccine questions, telling reporters they were violating her HIPAA rights.  And I thought, "okay, she understands who that law pertains to, right?  She's a lawmaker."  But nope, and now it's a fucking trend.  Happened to me twice last week at holiday parties.  I didn't bring it up, but people were talking about boosters and their experience.  Just to make idle chit-chat, after they spoke, I turned and said, "have you gotten yours?  How was it?"  Nope.  "I won't answer that, I don't want to get you in trouble for violating my HIPAA rights."  I'd like to read that summons.  

[High Plains Drifter 10961]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

^

Pos rep.  Just imagine if stupid people like young Walker cared as much about people having health insurance as they did about people violating their Health Insurance Portability & Accountability Act's right to privacy?  I remember when MGT (also a Georgia gal like this dude) wouldn't answer vaccine questions, telling reporters they were violating her HIPAA rights.  And I thought, "okay, she understands who that law pertains to, right?  She's a lawmaker."  But nope, and now it's a fucking trend.  Happened to me twice last week at holiday parties.  I didn't bring it up, but people were talking about boosters and their experience.  Just to make idle chit-chat, after they spoke, I turned and said, "have you gotten yours?  How was it?"  Nope.  "I won't answer that, I don't want to get you in trouble for violating my HIPAA rights."  I'd like to read that summons.  

 

You should have responded.

"I've gotten my booster. By me telling you that, you have violated my Hippo Rights. My attorney will be contacting you."

[hpslugga 4026]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

You should have responded.

"I've gotten my booster. By me telling you that, you have violated my Hippo Rights. My attorney will be contacting you."

I’ve also read it expressed as “HIPPA” and “HEPA.” It’s like dude, how wrong are you trying to be about this?

[Dahobbs 17408]

47 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

I’ve also read it expressed as “HIPPA” and “HEPA.” It’s like dude, how wrong are you trying to be about this?

Even medical and legal professionals often spell it HIPPA. Drives me crazy. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

10 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Even medical and legal professionals often spell it HIPPA. Drives me crazy. 

That's how you know the C students from the A students.

[atomheartbevo 89304]

16 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Gotta love how little Tucker continues to yammer about masculinity/femininity as if he had clue fucking one about either of those things. 

If Tucker believed COVID feminizes you, you'd think his audience would be out getting vaccinated and wearing fucking MOPP gear.

[hpslugga 4026]

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Tucker believed COVID feminizes you, you'd think his audience would be out getting vaccinated and wearing fucking MOPP gear.

See you’re assuming his audience has the intellectual capacity to complete a syllogism.

[Satchel 6908]

On 12/13/2021 at 2:03 PM, trauma babe said:

I applaud that, but there are times when...you know—

 

Yep. He’s a friend of Dorothy’s and that’s okay.

[hpslugga 4026]

Just now, Satchel said:

Yep. He’s a friend of Dorothy’s and that’s okay.

By itself, yes, but I think what puts a lot of people off about it is that he’s a self-loathing friend of Dorothy, and that’s not okay.

[Satchel 6908]

Just now, hpslugga said:

By itself, yes, but I think what puts a lot of people off about it is that he’s a self-loathing friend of Dorothy, and that’s not okay.

Good point. Self loathing is never good.

[staboner 4955]

and yet his son is a fucking dunce

[RDCanecutter 26198]

On 12/13/2021 at 10:40 AM, Gil Bang said:

I’m thinking that this may not help in Georgia

A lot o' them Georgia boys are fairly dramatic.

[Brandywine 1311]

On 12/13/2021 at 2:59 PM, Newdoc said:

Yeah, bc the kid is only famous bc of his dad. Otherwise this gets no airplay. A spoiled rich brat bitching about gas prices and Joe Biden. First world problem for him. OP needs to throw something at us worthy of getting all frothed in the mouth. I will save my tunic tearing. wailing and gnashing of teeth for a bigger problem. 

You know he paid for the gas with his daddy’s credit card.

[Incredulity 11446]

21 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Pick acquired by Dallas	Dallas's subsequent transactions (partial list)[1]
Minnesota's 1st round pick in 1990	Used as part of a deal with the Pittsburgh Steelers to move up from #21 to #17 overall in the first round in 1990 #17 overall was then used to select RB Emmitt Smith
Minnesota's 2nd round pick in 1990	Used as part of a deal to get the San Francisco 49ers' 3rd round pick in 1990 San Francisco's 3rd round pick was then used as part of the above deal with Pittsburgh to move to #17 overall
Minnesota's 6th round pick in 1990	Used as part of a deal with the Los Angeles Raiders to acquire DB Stan Smagala
Minnesota's 1st round pick in 1991	Used as part of a deal to get the number one overall pick in the 1991 draft from the New England Patriots With the first overall pick, Dallas selected DT Russell Maryland
Minnesota's 2nd round pick in 1991	Used as part of a trade with the Houston Oilers to acquire RB Alonzo Highsmith
Minnesota's 1st round pick in 1992	Used as part of a deal to get New England's 1st and 2nd round picks (#19 and #37 overall) in the 1992 draft #19 overall was then used as part of a deal to get the Atlanta Falcons' first round pick (#17 overall) #17 overall from Atlanta was then used to select CB Kevin Smith #37 overall from New England was then used to select Darren Woodson
Minnesota's 2nd round pick in 1992	Used as part of a deal to acquire two draft picks from the Kansas City Chiefs The Chiefs' picks were used in an exchange with the Washington Redskins With Washington's 3rd round pick (#58 overall), Dallas selected CB Clayton Holmes
Minnesota's 3rd round pick in 1992	Used as part of the above deal to get to New England's 1st and 2nd round picks

Stan Smagala.... the hidden gem of this deal.

[Gil Bang 25843]

Looks like Junior's smarter than the old man

 

 

[Satchel 6908]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Looks like Junior's smarter than the old man

 

 

Hershel Walker’s candidacy against Senator Warnock is proof positive that God does in fact exist.

[pacman 7282]

Herschel Walker asks ‘Why are there still apes?' in discussion about evolution (msn.com)

 

Quote

“If that is true, why are there still apes? Think about it,” Walker said, posing the question to Allen and the crowd. 

“Now you're getting too smart for us,” Allen replied.

 

[Gil Bang 25843]

 

 

[mchookem 15886]

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2654]

I read the other day that this stupidity cluster is actually polling ahead of Warnock? JFC we're so screwed.

[Satchel 6908]

Herschel Walker, the former football star who’s armed with former President Donald Trump’s enthusiastic endorsement, has been on a glide path to the GOP nomination since announcing his Senate bid in Georgia. Not a dime has been spent attacking him on television.

That’s about to change dramatically…

…Walker is still expected to finish first in the primary. But his opponents intend to drive his support under 50 percent and force him into a June runoff, when the second-place finisher will be able to focus attention on what many Georgia Republicans contend is Walker’s unique vulnerability to Democratic attack: his history of alleged domestic abuse.

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/04/01/herschel-walker-primary-00022192

[South Austin 51976]

All you have to do is consider people like Cawthorn, Taylor-Green, Boebert, Tubberville, and Gaetz in Congress, and you’ll understand why there’s a good chance Hershel Walker will end up a United States Senator.  We are a broken electorate.

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

All you have to do is consider people like Cawthorn, Taylor-Green, Boebert, Tubberville, and Gaetz in Congress, and you’ll understand why there’s a good chance Hershel Walker will end up a United States Senator.  We are a broken electorate.

I posted this in the DQP thread but it needs more exposure because it’s right on.

 

[Satchel 6908]

On 4/1/2022 at 12:46 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Before anyone judges, perhaps we should check to see if one of his personalities (Hershel the hard charging pedant, perhaps) may have graduated from Georgia. Since MTG did, from there, it’s possible.

[Guest Lobo]

I don't envy the development team at University of Georgia.  

"We could start a capital campaign based on the idiocy of Greene & Walker.  We'd make a few bucks to be sure.  Or we could do the honorable thing and torch the school the fucking ground."  

[pacman 7282]

On 4/1/2022 at 12:46 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Can you even be a gqp candidate if you don't lie about every little personal detail?

[DigglerontheHoof 20965]

On 4/1/2022 at 11:21 PM, Satchel said:

Herschel Walker, the former football star who’s armed with former President Donald Trump’s enthusiastic endorsement, has been on a glide path to the GOP nomination since announcing his Senate bid in Georgia. Not a dime has been spent attacking him on television.

That’s about to change dramatically…

…Walker is still expected to finish first in the primary. But his opponents intend to drive his support under 50 percent and force him into a June runoff, when the second-place finisher will be able to focus attention on what many Georgia Republicans contend is Walker’s unique vulnerability to Democratic attack: his history of alleged domestic abuse.

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/04/01/herschel-walker-primary-00022192

hahaha, that's not a vulnerability in the gqp; that's a virtue. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13388]

Dems have their own fair share of politicians that make eye-rolling statements, but usually those statements can be measured in terms of months if not years. There are some GOP politicians and candidates that seem to make these statements weekly.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Dems have their own fair share of politicians that make eye-rolling statements, but usually those statements can be measured in terms of months if not years. There are some GOP politicians and candidates that seem to make these statements weekly.

yeah, because they're dumb as fuck