Herschel Walker catch-all thread

[hpslugga 4,068]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He hears Trump recite, “Man, woman, person, camera, tv,” and thinks, “Goddamn! That man is a genius!”

He really does. Go back and watch that 30 for 30 about the USFL and Herschel is shown doing nothing but praising Trump…on a documentary about the USFL. Like motherfucker, you’re talking about the guy who was most responsible for killing it. This is like someone telling everyone what a great birthday party clown John Wayne Gacy was.

[HenryJames 66,277]

lulz

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,435]

Those are rookie numbers for illegitimate kids/ Shawn Kemp.

Somewhere Adrian Peterson is looking at his impending bankruptcy and thinking "I see a path forward. "

[Blotto 23,679]

7 hours ago, shnsajax said:

My favorite is having the fucking gop have a nuerosurgeon interview the CTE patient and pretend to tell us he is fit for office. 

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1536513537144770562?s=20&t=U0Pecw_dT9PxAeEUedK7fQ

From the replies to that tweet

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,539]

If these baby mamas are smart, they will look for a payout 7 or 8 figures.  cash up front, no payment plan. The  control of the Senate is up for grabs, and they've probably been treated like crap by Hershel and his lawyers in the past. Why not make him or his supporters pay them off.

The first step is to get their lawyer on camera but play it cool on the absentee dad accusations. That will scare Team Herschel and jump start the negotiations.

[Degenerate Gardner 4,104]

It won’t make a shit. Having a secret son or two is downright quaint.
 

This constituency voted for Donald Trump. You think a hypocritical idiot will turn them off? Not when he has an R next to his name.

Edited June 16, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner

[Underdog 28,868]

But that Heisman! 

[horn4life 3,813]

I guaran-fucking-tee, that the only thing Donald Trump thought  after hearing the growing  newly admitted child count was "Stupid n-word, give the bitch money, and get the damn abortion!"

[Underdog 28,868]

Given how the one kid has turned out the other two may count their blessings that ALL of the Herschels were absentee father(s).  

[Snake Diggity 4,628]

At this point, if Herschel Walker becomes a United States Senator I think we should probably all just kill ourselves.

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Those are rookie numbers for illegitimate kids/ Shawn Kemp.

But at least the thread title is kind of living up to its name.

[South Austin 52,686]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But at least the thread title is kind of living up to its name.

The word "son" in the title should be pluralized for accuracy.

[Foosters 17,918]

Nuclear families for thee,  not for me 

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He hears Trump recite, “Man, woman, person, camera, tv,” and thinks, “Goddamn! That man is a genius!”

Unbelievable that this level of retarded is possibly getting elected to the US Senate, which already has Tommy Tuberville in it.

[Jive Turkey 12,722]

i'd love to see someone ask Herschel to name all his kids, Antonio Cromartie style.

 

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

From the replies to that tweet

God damn, I haven't laughed this hard in forever.

[Brandywine 1,320]

I would like to slap and kick everyone that will vote for him only because he has an R by his name and they think he's famous like Donald Trump. Nothing to do with whether he'll be good for our country or Georgia, but sure, let's put one more crazy ass extremist idiot, Like Boobert and MTG, in there. 

[Blotto 23,679]

7 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

God damn, I haven't laughed this hard in forever.

And he's going to be a senator.

[hpslugga 4,068]

1 hour ago, horn4life said:

I guaran-fucking-tee, that the only thing Donald Trump thought  after hearing the growing  newly admitted child count was "Stupid n-word, give the bitch money, and get the damn abortion!"

Yes and then someone tells him "sir, the child is 13 years old."

His response? *calls John Roberts* "John, do NOT overturn Roe!!!"

[Tom 2,960]

43 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Unbelievable that this level of retarded is possibly getting elected to the US Senate, which already has Tommy Tuberville in it.

 

It makes me think "I can't believe we're joining these backwater jugheads in the SEC who elect the likes of Tuberville and now possibly Walker.  How embarrassing."

Then I remember who our elected officials are in Texas and realize we're going to fit right fucking in.  How embarrassing. 

[Dnaguy 12,327]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If these baby mamas are smart, they will look for a payout 7 or 8 figures.  cash up front, no payment plan. The  control of the Senate is up for grabs, and they've probably been treated like crap by Hershel and his lawyers in the past. Why not make him or his supporters pay them off.

The first step is to get their lawyer on camera but play it cool on the absentee dad accusations. That will scare Team Herschel and jump start the negotiations.

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[Underdog 28,868]

You’d think one or two of the Herschel personalities could be spared to be an st-home daddy.  

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1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I would like to slap and kick everyone that will vote for him only because he has an R by his name and they think he's famous like Donald Trump. Nothing to do with whether he'll be good for our country or Georgia, but sure, let's put one more crazy ass extremist idiot, Like Boobert and MTG, in there. 

It's a cult.

[hpslugga 4,068]

28 minutes ago, Underdog said:

You’d think one or two of the Herschel personalities could be spared to be an st-home daddy.  

Has anyone stopped to notice that literally ALL of his “alters” just by fluke of fate happen to be giant dicks?

[C-Man 27,347]

There are now THREE more Herschel kids out there?????

[gmr548 16,635]

The simulation is just trolling us now. There aren't even jokes to be made because it's so absurd.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,619]

https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1537432700604149762?s=20&t=UcHHyRfIWVwVQzH4hinY8w




 

[TexasEd 8,142]

By Herschel’s logic going to Fallon Nevada and training people on and air defense system and getting a mug means I’m a Top Gun pilot and that new movie is about me. 
 

 

and they liked me so much they ordered me a personalized one. 

Edited June 16, 2022 by TexasEd

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,619]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

There are now THREE more Herschel kids out there?????

Yes. From the man who has been lecturing us about the importance of fathers in their children's lives.

Were I really into conspiracies I'd say the getting people like Herschel to run was part of a Democrat plan to completely embarrass the Republicans.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,619]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,917]

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1537432700604149762?s=20&t=UcHHyRfIWVwVQzH4hinY8w




 

 

[Blotto 23,679]

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Were I really into conspiracies I'd say the getting people like Herschel to run was part of a Democrat plan to completely embarrass the Republicans.

And thats where the plan falls apart. They dont care how fucking stupid they look. They worship a fucking idiot. 

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Standing off to the side, Trump clasped his hands in front of his stomach, nodded and looked out into the room of gathered reporters. When Bryan was done, he strode slowly back to the lectern.

“A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world,” Trump began, clearly thinking the question himself, “So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light — and I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that, too. It sounds interesting. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that.”

 

[C-Man 27,347]

24 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Were I really into conspiracies I'd say the getting people like Herschel to run was part of a Democrat plan to completely embarrass the Republicans.

That's giving Democrats WAY too much credit.

[tx 3 putt 77,921]

This is only the tip of the iceberg, he’s going to start remembering all kind of stuff 

 

😂😂😂😂

[WhatTheBuck 28,825]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1537432700604149762?s=20&t=UcHHyRfIWVwVQzH4hinY8w




 

Delete everything beginning with the question mark and all that follows it. 

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Were I really into conspiracies I'd say the getting people like Herschel to run was part of a Democrat plan to completely embarrass the Republicans.

It's manifestly clear that the Republicans are incapable of embarrassment or shame, in addition to remorse and a host of other emotions experienced by those of us who aren't irredeemable, psychopathic, human-shaped turds. 

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

4 hours ago, gmr548 said:

The simulation is just trolling us now. There aren't even jokes to be made because it's so absurd.

This has been the case for a couple years now. At least as far as Dotard's asking doctors to look into injections of bleach and light. That's when I personally lost any inkling that this is reality. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,242]

 

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

To be fair are we sure these secret children weren't part of Jimmy's trade to Minnesota as people to be named later?

[Underdog 28,868]

I’M HERSCHEL WALKER!  I’M HERSCHEL WALKER!  I’M HERSCHEL WALKER!  

(Chorus): I’M HERSCHEL WALKER!!! 

[Gil Bang 26,099]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,855]

Previously Undisclosed Children is a hell of a band name. 

[South Austin 52,686]

You lost found another one?

[gmr548 16,635]

Normally I think the "Oh, this is/isn't gonna help with suburban moms" line is overblown.

But this, uh, is not gonna help with suburban moms.

['stache 21,900]

31 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Normally I think the "Oh, this is/isn't gonna help with suburban moms" line is overblown.

But this, uh, is not gonna help with suburban moms.

Trust your instincts. It makes no difference to them. Always remember that nothing matters.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,539]

The children news will have little impact on the race. Maybe just maybe Walker will lose a handful of votes. Warnock wouldn't be the type that would repeatedly call this out, so Walker voters can just ignore it.

Walker has and will make vague comments that he has supported his kids, letting his supporters decide for themselves what supported means. I think we all know that supported probably means that Walker has given some money most likely due to a lawsuit or threat of one. The GOP voters can interpret support as that Walker was at every school play and game, and probably saw them several times per week.

 

Edited June 17, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

[South Austin 52,686]

18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Walker has and will make vague comments that he has supported his kids

He'll make specific and unqualified assertions that he's supported his kids and has been a present and good father to them, in fact, the best father ever.  This is a guy who unabashedly lied about being the valedictorian of his high school and graduating in the top 1% of his class at Georgia, among other things. 

He's a straight up liar.  He's not a nice guy, Eddie.

Edited June 17, 2022 by South Austin

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19 hours ago, TexasEd said:

By Herschel’s logic going to Fallon Nevada and training people on and air defense system and getting a mug means I’m a Top Gun pilot and that new movie is about me. 
 

 

and they liked me so much they ordered me a personalized one. 

Wow! You got an official Pilot pen, too! You can't spell MED without ED. 

[Tuco 5,084]

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Normally I think the "Oh, this is/isn't gonna help with suburban moms" line is overblown.

But this, uh, is not gonna help with suburban moms.

I don't know.  It sounds like a decent percentage of them have had unprotected sex with Walker.  So it could go either way.