Herschel Walker catch-all thread

['stache 21807]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

My guess is that pretty much no one believes Herschel. Most likely there are other women that he paid for their abortions but those women don’t want the attention years later. That news also wouldn’t surprise anyone.

it wouldn’t shock me if we hear herschel flip and admit to the abortion accusations but that he didn’t want her to have one and the lib’rul laws prevented him from stopping it. Christian hero.

Or, you know, they just won't care, because none of them actually care about abortion. It's like the deficit, just something they say to criticize libruls, but they really don't give a shit except the fuck libruls part.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20396]

12 hours ago, Satchel said:

Translated into Christian hate speech: “I don’t care if Herschel Walker paid to ruthlessly murder innocent babies. I want control of the Senate.”.

"Who would know better the pain and emotional stress a woman goes through when she has an abortion than the man who paid for it?"

[South Austin 52484]

So, his lawyers have been working in the final edits to his lawsuit?

[jimmyjazz 45909]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So, his lawyers have been working in the final edits to his lawsuit?

I think he meant two weeks.  Cut him some slack, he's new to the bombshell l lawsuit game.

[Pig Bellmont 8715]

Judd is right- how are we ignoring the domestic violence stuff here?

Reason #1 million why he should never serve in the senate. It blows my mind this will be a close race

[hayden_horn 11362]

i mean, he's clearly mentally ill, right?

[strangulation! 1716]

11 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, he's clearly mentally ill, right?

clearly. one of the herschels out front should have told you.

[Gil Bang 25949]

this is as good as anywhere I gues

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45909]

5 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

clearly. one of the herschels out front should have told you.

Herschel, himschel, themschel, take your pick.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

this is as good as anywhere I gues

 

 

I really like James Carville sometimes.  This is one of those times.

[Red Five 40855]

Ok can we get Al Franken back in the senate now? This is ridiculous.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 hours ago, hpslugga said:

How long until it’s uncovered that he actually has killed someone?

HWK5H

[hpslugga 4058]

5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

HWK5H

Herschel Walker Killed 5 Homeless?

[Js1 85319]

5 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Herschel Walker Killed 5 Homeless?

He killed 5 other Herschels

[YGIFS 19450]

11 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

HWK5H

Herschel Walker Killed 5 of his 18 split Herschel personalities?  

Sorry, not to make light of mental illness.  But come the fuck on, this moronic sociopath cannot be allowed to advance federal legislation.  He'd be doing his family and the nation a big solid by eating the business end of a shotgun.

[Gil Bang 25949]

 

[kevwun 15777]

He also invented the question mark and occasionally accuses chestnuts of being lazy.

[Macanudo 12977]

14 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He also invented the question mark and occasionally accuses chestnuts of being lazy.

But has he met Elvis?

[Horn Dog 9829]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, he's clearly mentally ill, right?

Yes he is a republican. 

[mchookem 16330]

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

[elfenix 34237]

Debates not only fail to change minds, we can't even reach a consensus as to the winner.
I can't remember which Trump/Hillary debate it was -- #2? -- but she pants him almost as bad as she did the first go-round, and Trump supporters read his tiny closure of the gap as victory.  It was astonishing.  No person with an intellect above "brain stem" would have suggested she lost the debate, but there we were.

The book Cyberwar by Kathleen Hall Jamieson at the Annenberg school was prompted by her noticing that Hilldawg destroyed Donnie in that debate but that the online reaction was much different.

[YGIFS 19450]

59 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He also invented the question mark and occasionally accuses chestnuts of being lazy.

In the spring, Herschel would make meat helmets.  And then in fall, he would wear one to play football.  Which would explain...well, you know...why he's special now.  

Summers in Rangoon.  

 

[Macanudo 12977]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

In the spring, Herschel would make meat helmets.  And then in fall, he would wear one to play football.  Which would explain...well, you know...why he's special now.  

Summers in Rangoon.  

 

But who shears his testicles?

[YGIFS 19450]

One of the 37 women he's impregnated apparently.

[Js1 85319]

 

[Nivek 16923]

15 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

You're not wrong, but there's no way the person he is wasn't influenced by what a piece of shit his father was/is. I try to look at someone that young from a more empathetic point of view than I would someone in their mid-30s and up that holds some of the views he has. Remember, the kid's only 23, he's not a lost cause at this point. He isn't entirely surrounded by trashy conservatives, he has leftist friends etc. I hold out hope that he can resolve his inner demons and become a better person.

e: At 23, I held all kinds of dumbass conservative views. It took me almost 10 years from that point to civilize myself. 

I tend to be sympathetic to people in this situation as well but he has been an asshole attacking people and spreading lies, not just some idiotic kid.   He was trying to promote a person he knew was horrible to have an important position within our country.   At 23, I had some dipshit moments, but I didn't try to be an asshole.  

[tx 3 putt 76928]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

why hasn't the RNC locked him up at some resort with a dozen escorts to shut him up ? 

if they did this 30 days ago, he probably wins easily 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

 

Edited October 5, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Underdog 28620]

56 minutes ago, Nivek said:

but I didn't try to be an asshole.  

 

[Gil Bang 25949]

 

[Macanudo 12977]

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It is until it isn't. 

[Satchel 6938]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They should bring in the big guns to vouch as character witnesses for the Hershels. Jerry Falwell Jr. is free.

[Gil Bang 25949]

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

They should bring in the big guns to vouch as character witnesses for the Hershels. Jerry Falwell Jr. is free.

You don't know that.  

 

He could be busy, watching his wife getting railed.  

[Satchel 6938]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

You don't know that.  

 

He could be busy, watching his wife getting railed.  

Good point. 

[Gil Bang 25949]

 

[Satchel 6938]

46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

It’s obviously not the Hershel who knows “Jesah Chris’”

 

[aggie08 21498]

I can absolutely believe that Herschel Walker doesn't know the mother of one of his children.

[Js1 85319]

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I can absolutely believe that Herschel Walker doesn't know the mother of one of his children.

Depends which Herschel 

[YGIFS 19450]

Walker, "The what now?  The woman saying she had an abortion at my direction?  Nope, no idea who you're talking about?  What's that?  She's also the mother of one of my current, living children?  Never heard of her.  Certainly never had dinner with her.  Wait, that's not exactly true.  We were like family once."  

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Beau Vine 54215]

How's that lawsuit coming along?

[Satchel 6938]

Considering the extent to which his son is so messed up, I would not be surprised the revelations of sexual abuse at the hands of one of the Hershels.

[C-Man 27221]

How's that lawsuit coming along?

[tx 3 putt 76928]

42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

How's that lawsuit coming along?

 

give the man time. he's a peace officer / fbi agent / running 6 hospitals 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

lolololololololol

 

[Underdog 28620]

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Depends which Herschel 

Warnock should open the debate asking which Herschel is he debating with.  

[South Austin 52484]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Warnock should open the debate asking which Herschel is he debating with.  

He should ask it after every question: “Am I addressing Special Agent Herschel, or Valedictorian Herschel?” 

[TexEx15 17514]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

He should ask it after every question: “Am I addressing Special Agent Herschel, or Valedictorian Herschel?” 

Hospital Administrator Walker if you please.

[Pancho 44766]