Herschel Walker catch-all thread

[Js1 85,490]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

this might be the dumbest person in georgia 

 

In a state that is also represented by MTG, he’s trying to make her look like a MENSA candidate 

[atomheartbevo 89,774]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

In a state that is also represented by MTG, he’s trying to make her look like a MENSA candidate 

I kind of like the conspiracy theory that he was picked to unseat Warnock, and the the GOP will then force his dumbass out somehow and replace him with somebody more to their liking.  

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I kind of like the conspiracy theory that he was picked to unseat Warnock, and the the GOP will then force his dumbass out somehow and replace him with somebody more to their liking.  

 

this makes a lot of sense 

[Blotto 23,564]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I kind of like the conspiracy theory that he was picked to unseat Warnock, and the the GOP will then force his dumbass out somehow and replace him with somebody more to their liking.  

They probably have a laboratory racing to make MTG's turds sentient. 

[shakahorn 1,645]

12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Not a doc, but I don't think it's from CTE.  More along the lines of "I'm nervous as fuck here in front of these reporters, and I can't screw up so I have to think carefully before I answer, and can't this hurry up and end" kind of thing.

 

 

Herschel himself is not nervous, he's supremely confident.  It's his handlers that are nervous and want him to get the heck out of there.

[elfenix 34,331]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I kind of like the conspiracy theory that he was picked to unseat Warnock, and the the GOP will then force his dumbass out somehow and replace him with somebody more to their liking.  

something like knowing he'd paid for an abortion and then leaking that after he'd been elected, maybe?

[Brian Fantana 6,690]

12 hours ago, Satchel said:

Where have these Baptists gone? Let’s hear from Lindsay Graham

“You don’t even have to be convicted of a crime to lose your job as president in this constitutional republic if this body determines your conduct as a public official is clearly out of bounds in your role” and, “Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office.” Back then, Republicans believed that immoral behavior by the president was a standard for impeachment. Today, with Trump as their savior, adjustments in moral convictions have become necessary.

Right click -> Paste as plain text for the love of all of us that aren't crazy and use dark mode

[4th&Five 41,575]

 

[Horn Dog 9,900]

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So babies aren't the only thing Herschel aborts.

[jimmyjazz 46,045]

My dream scenario:  Herschel Walker paid for one of Lauren Boebert's abortions.

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

My dream scenario:  Herschel Walker paid for one of Lauren Boebert's abortions.

[smuggs 9,353]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

My dream scenario:  Herschel Walker paid for Lauren Boebert and Ted Cruz's abortion.

Fify.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I’m loving the dripping of information.

Stretching out an October surprise and good timing on the rollout of Biden’s programs??

As a lifelong Democrat, good political strategy and tactics feels weird!

[The Dog 44,084]

20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m loving the dripping of information.

Stretching out an October surprise and good timing on the rollout of Biden’s programs??

As a lifelong Democrat, good political strategy and tactics feels weird!
 

[Francisco 2.0 32,405]

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[tx 3 putt 77,280]

[Underdog 28,764]

Herschel:  That wasn't this Herschel but another Herschel. 

[GenXer 2,912]

44 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Herschel:  That wasn't this Herschel but another Herschel. 

So he was born again. And again. And again?

[Horn Dog 9,900]

"Since we don't control the sperm, our good sperm decided to float over to da ho’s bad uterus, so when da ho gets our good sperm, their bad uterus got to move!”

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Herschel:  That wasn't this Herschel but another Herschel. 

 

I barely knew the guy 

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

hahaha

 

[Gil Bang 25,987]

 

[Pancho 44,935]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[Gil Bang 25,987]

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4,085]

On 10/6/2022 at 1:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

He's literally a one-man modern-day minstrel show.

Be that as it may, but he’s apparently far from astute with menstrual cycles.

Edited October 8, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

he's starting to remember ....

 

[Beau Vine 54,343]

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“The first I knew about any of this was when some reporter asked me about an abortion. And I’m like, ‘No, that’s a lie.’ And then I was asked if I paid for an abortion, and I said No.  I did not pay for an abortion,” said Herschel Walker. “I’m not saying she did or didn’t have one [an abortion]. I’m saying I don’t know anything about that. I don’t know.”

I'm afraid that's really going to hurt that lawsuit that he claimed he was going to file first thing yesterday morning.

[The Dog 44,084]

 

[Satchel 6,940]

Read the text message between one of the Hershel’s current wife and his baby mama. When the wife started using Jesus language and extolling Hershel’s virtues as a dad, the baby mama said, “are you kidding me? Stop lying.”

[mchookem 16,358]

[Hornius Emeritus 12,480]

On 10/6/2022 at 5:44 PM, elfenix said:

i also entertain myself by posting dumb shit on the internet

It cuts me to the quick when I say something here that I think is super clever and nobody responds at all.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,139]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

20 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

[HenryJames 66,146]

Edited October 8, 2022 by HenryJames

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

 

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

 

[Underdog 28,764]

GFL...

 

[TexasHooch 5,122]

Didn't Hunter do that?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,517]

36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

GFL...

 

Has Walker now admitted to knowing about the abortion back in the past and just lied about it, or is he still lying about it?

[Celery Man 20,989]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they identify with his hypocrisy and his inability to teach his child the difference between right and wrong

[Celery Man 20,989]

[Blotto 23,564]

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“What’s my favorite color?”, “What grade am I in?", And how old am I?” 

TBH, I'm more than a little surprised that those questions weren't from Herschel

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

very good question, what's the 'bottom' of the republican party ?

 

[Gil Bang 25,987]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

very good question, what's the 'bottom' of the republican party ?

 

fucking coonass is awesome.

[tx 3 putt 77,280]

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking coonass is awesome.

 

he cut him off at the knees and pushed the body into a shallow grave 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,517]

Im sure I’m missing alternatives but have we recently seen this level of an unqualified candidate representing a large state in the senate?

I can fully disagree with a candidate’s but recognize their qualification to be a senator. I don’t think herschel could be a school crossing guard.

[Gil Bang 25,987]

8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Im sure I’m missing alternatives but have we recently seen this level of an unqualified candidate representing a large state in the senate?

I can fully disagree with a candidate’s but recognize their qualification to be a senator. I don’t think herschel could be a school crossing guard.

Modern day Feinstein perhaps?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,517]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

Modern day Feinstein perhaps?

Yes, we have examples of senators that hang around way too long. Some to a point of incompetence. I was referring more to challengers. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Yes, we have examples of senators that hang around way too long. Some to a point of incompetence. I was referring more to challengers. 

I wish I had a better grasp of history for this exact reason.  Been wondering the same thing. You’ve got Tuberville and Walker who are grade A retards, plus all that other stuff walker’s got.  You’ve got Oz and Trump that are just celebrity con men. You’ve got Ron Johnson and Marjorie T G who believe conspiracy theories dumber than the lies my 8 year old tells.  Then you have the overarching philosophy they all have that the truth doesn’t matter at all. Lying is part of your job. 
 

It seems like politicians are uniquely terrible now. I think there is something about the patrician class disappearing enabled this.  There is no feel that being part of government places you on high where you have to take care of the little people enabled this.  Instead you communicate directly with them (eg twitter) so you really are just ‘one of the people’.  There is no pressure to be better. If you are a median imbecile, that’s perfect because you truly are representative of your constituency.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,517]

Palin ushered in the age where ignorance is now a virtue. For some.