Herschel Walker catch-all thread

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8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

they identify with his hypocrisy and his inability to teach his child the difference between right and wrong

Or maybe they don't care.

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

very good question, what's the 'bottom' of the republican party ?

[Pato del Muerto 52494]

No, he’s A bottom IN the Republican Party. 

[Beau Vine 54221]

10 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Has Walker now admitted to knowing about the abortion back in the past and just lied about it, or is he still lying about it?

He's kind of busy with that lawsuit he's filing first thing in the morning two days ago.

[tx 3 putt 76942]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He's kind of busy with that lawsuit he's filing first thing in the morning two days ago.

 

and running six hospitals, also being an fbi agent 

[Ted Lange 16085]

I think it’s 2 things.  Gerrymandering and money 

[tx 3 putt 76942]

 

[The Dog 44044]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Still gotta be your bull. But I repeat myself.

[Blotto 23499]

16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21197]

23 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

25 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

But, we need details.  Take it away Herschel:

 

[Blotto 23499]

thats just an all-around fantastic anecdote to relay to your audience when you've been taking heat for the last month for fathering multiple children with multiple women. 

[Red Five 40857]

".... and everyone loved the bull. Because he was really good at football. Why would the bull lie? In fact, you could say that he really loved all of those cows....."

[GenXer 2876]

26 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But, we need details.  Take it away Herschel:

 

I think what Herschel is trying to say is to vote for the incumbent. 

I don’t believe Herschel is aware that he’s not the incumbent. He’s busy running hospitals and stuff. Now stay with me here… Herschel might just not know what he’s talking about.

Edited October 11, 2022 by GenXer

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Looking back, the mind reels at the possibilities of what Herschel was slaying when he was in Athens.  

I mean, you sort of just assume that.  But his tally just affirms that.

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26431]

What y'all don't know is that bull actually managed that farm, and several more farms besides.

[tx 3 putt 76942]

lulz, bulls like to fuck.........................................just like me !

[Pato del Muerto 52494]

16 minutes ago, GenXer said:

I think what Herschel is trying to say is to vote for the incumbent. 

I don’t believe Herschel is aware that he’s not the incumbent. He’s busy running hospitals and stuff. Now stay with me here… Herschel might just not know what he’s talking about.

Incumbent is a 3 syllable word. Take a look at how many 3 syllable words Hershel used in his grass is greener anecdote. 
 

conclusion- Hershel doesn’t know any 3 syllable words and therefore can’t know what incumbent means. 

[Pig Bellmont 8717]

31 minutes ago, GenXer said:

I think what Herschel is trying to say is to vote for the incumbent. 

I don’t believe Herschel is aware that he’s not the incumbent. He’s busy running hospitals and stuff. Now stay with me here… Herschel might just not know what he’s talking about.

I think he’s trying to tell republicans to stay with him and not think the grass is greener with some other candidates?

[TexasEd 8066]

On 10/8/2022 at 11:37 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Or maybe they don't care.

Got a bit for Jordan Klepper

Jordan - Investigators were digging around on Hunter Biden's laptop and they found irrefutable evidence of 6 illegitimate kids, 4 abortions and that he has not even seen some of those kids in over 6 years.

Magat - He should be in jail!

Jordan - It wasn't Hunter, it's Herschel Walker

Magat - We should pray for him and offer forgiveness

 

[TexasEd 8066]

24 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I think he’s trying to tell republicans to stay with him and not think the grass is greener with some other candidates?

or - If you like having sex with cows, stick with me, if you want to run with the bulls jump the fence.

Edited October 11, 2022 by TexasEd

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But, we need details.  Take it away Herschel:

 

[Blotto 23499]

32 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

or - If you like having sex with cows, stick with me, if you want to run with the bulls jump the fence.

hmm...that would be quite the dilemma for any aggy that lives in GA.  

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

So herschel had several pregnant girlfriends. He went out one night and saw some beautiful women at a bar. One thing led to another and later that night he had sex with a man? 

[Bullneck 19086]

 

[Snake Diggity 4623]

He cannot be allowed to occupy a United States senate seat.  My god.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

He’s really your special cousin where you nervously laugh and are afraid what he will say next. That’s exactly the expression on Tom Cottons face. Cotton is worried that his own career could come crashing down if Walker says the wrong thing.

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10 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

He’s really your special cousin where you nervously laugh and are afraid what he will say next. That’s exactly the expression on Tom Cottons face. Cotton is worried that his own career could come crashing down if Walker says the wrong thing.

And he’s going to inherit a part of your grandparent's farm along with you, and you are shitting yourself thinking about how you are going to run it with him around, and are praying that the will spells out that he will have no say in the decision-making process.

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But, we need details.  Take it away Herschel:

 

I think it is probably good that he is a dead-beat dad.  Can you imagine how fucked up his kids would be if they had to listen to this type of bullshit every night at bedtime?

 

"Love you son, and remember, cats are just like ladders, they both need water to grow carrots. Oh, and your mom made me pretty mad earlier and I been hearing voices tell me to kill her. Sleep tight."

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

He cannot be allowed to occupy a United States senate seat.  My god.

Oh my sweet summer child.

He's in the single digits to Warnock in almost ever poll.  If the last two elections have shown anything, is that polling is a crapshoot.  

Warnock *could* win easily. Warnock could also be sent home for good, because [checks notes] he isn't as Christian as Walker is.

 

 

[texasdago 7573]

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But, we need details.  Take it away Herschel:

 

The aristocrats!!!

[Satchel 6938]

Anybody surprised that pro life men pay for their side pieces to have abortions? Anybody?

[CTC2 2797]

Evangelicals are such frauds.  So you are going to vote for this POS instead of the guy who is actually a real preacher?

[Blotto 23499]

2 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Evangelicals are such frauds.  So you are going to vote for this POS instead of the guy who is actually a real preacher?

They will do whatever their lord and savior, DJT, tells them to. If that means voting for a lying, mentally handicapped football player with a history of paying for abortions, multiple children out of wedlock (whom he ignores), and threatening to blow his wife's head off with a gun.....well, that's just how its gotta be. They can't risk the hellish alternative of an ordained minister holding onto the seat. Hell, Warnock probably doesn't even recognize Donnie as the Creator of heaven and earth, the Savior of all, and the Life-Giver who alone is worthy to be praised.

[tx 3 putt 76942]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

They will do whatever their lord and savior, DJT, tells them to. If that means voting for a lying, mentally handicapped football player with a history of paying for abortions, multiple children out of wedlock (whom he ignores), and threatening to blow his wife's head off with a gun.....well, that's just how its gotta be. They can't risk the hellish alternative of an ordained minister holding onto the seat. Hell, Warnock probably doesn't even recognize Donnie as the Creator of heaven and earth, the Savior of all, and the Life-Giver who alone is worthy to be praised.

 

if the polls show walker falling behind, the orange idiot will dump him 

[tx 3 putt 76942]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

On 10/8/2022 at 11:49 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Palin ushered in the age where ignorance is now a virtue. For some.

Before Palin there was George W. Bush. Before Dubya there was Dan Quayle.

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz, bulls like to fuck.........................................just like me !

And they all laughed about their shared hypocrisy. 

[Macanudo 12977]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Before Palin there was George W. Bush. Before Dubya there was Dan Quayle.

It's like the keep cloning themselves and end up with dumber and dumber models.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It's like the keep cloning themselves and end up with dumber and dumber models.

Just like Multiplicity.

[DigglerontheHoof 21197]

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It's like the keep cloning themselves and end up with dumber and dumber models.

[Js1 85325]

Do we come up with a stupid for him? Gonna guess he won’t get raked over the coals like Elizabeth Warren 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

His Native American name is Fuckingdumbass

[BrickHorn 18231]

14 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

His Native American name is Fuckingdumbass

Geronimoron, imo.

[jimmyjazz 45925]

Crazy Hersch

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2671]

Sitting Bullshit

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

 

[Js1 85325]

8 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Geronimoron, imo.

That’s the one! 

[hpslugga 4058]

On 10/8/2022 at 10:49 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Palin ushered in the age where ignorance is now a virtue. For some.

No she didn’t. She was merely moving down a pathway that had already been paved by their beloved St. Reagan