Herschel Walker catch-all thread

[South Austin 52037]

20 hours ago, TexasEd said:

and they liked me so much they ordered me a personalized one. 

Pretty sure you photoshopped the word "special" out of that photo.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[RomaVicta 29756]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He'll make specific and unqualified assertions that he's supported his kids and has been a present and good father to them, in fact, the best father ever.  This is a guy who unabashedly lied about being the valedictorian of his high school and graduating in the top 1% of his class at Georgia, among other things. 

He's a straight up liar.  He's not a nice guy, Eddie.

 

We see GOP presidential timber here. He's the epitome of the next stop on the downward curve.

 

[The Dog 43771]

 

[Beau Vine 53964]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

[chainsaw 9831]

Is anyone in Georgia not Herschel Walker's son?

[jimmyjazz 45513]

14 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Is anyone in Georgia not Herschel Walker's son?

[Biff Tannen 45477]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

God I love her

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

On 6/16/2022 at 8:22 AM, Degenerate Gardner said:

It won’t make a shit. Having a secret son or two is downright quaint.
 

This constituency voted for Donald Trump. You think a hypocritical idiot will turn them off? Not when he has an R next to his name.

It's infuriating because an extramarital affair sank the dipshit in North Carolina for the Senate race in 2020, but CTE Man knocks out multiple sprogs from multiple baby mamas and it won't change shit in the mind of the rubes.

[HenryJames 65868]

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Sadly, it’s probably working. He’s going to win. Because people don’t like high gas prices. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5104]

 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Truly, a dizzying intellect.

 

[Neonmoon 38127]

The Jesus cult won't like that answer one bit. 

[Mole 4318]

Modalism: “And some of these assent to the heresy of the Noetians, and affirm that the Father himself is the Son, and that this (one) came under generation, and suffering, and death.”

[Fletch 5798]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Truly, a dizzying intellect.

 

Is he saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

[South Austin 52037]

17 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Is he saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

I believe he’s saying that all three of Jesus’s personalities can hit a curveball.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

I literally laughed out loud. That’s fucking hilarious 

[Blotto 23418]

12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

The Jesus cult won't like that answer one bit. 

The vast majority of evangelicals will do anything and everything that their lord and savior, Donald J Trump, commands them to do. 

[hpslugga 4039]

20 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The vast majority of evangelicals will do anything and everything that their lord and savior, Donald J Trump, commands them to do. 

Deluded is as deluded does

[Jive Turkey 12562]

Obama: 57 states

Herschel: 52 states

advantage: Herschel 

 

[Beau Vine 53964]

"Buck Sexton" is the most Southern white-trash name I've ever heard.

Edited June 23, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"Buck Sexton" is the most Southern white-trash name I've ever heard.

if he were a gay porn star, I would agree with you

[Nice Guy Eddie 13391]

14 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Obama: 57 states

Herschel: 52 states

advantage: Herschel 

 

Even setting aside the 52 state implication, what a ridiculous statement. 1) questioning a political candidate for wanting to improve the state.  2) Acting like a fact is somehow an opinion. 

Reminds me of morons who used to say: America, love it or leave it.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

Imagine the collective exploding heads if a dem dared to say anything like this

 

 

Edited June 23, 2022 by Longhorn_Fan68

[DixonHur 11074]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I think he has us seeded a little high.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13391]

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Imagine the collective exploding heads if a dem dared to say anything like this

 

 

I would like to hear Herschel name 3 other countries. Any country.

[Chewbacca 7727]

On 6/9/2022 at 2:57 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Let the warnock campaign make ads about rev warnock. Let the pacs and Lincoln project make ads about Herschel. 

Exactly.  No reason for Warnock to go low.  Lincoln Project and others will do it for him.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if he were a gay porn star, I would agree with you

Wait, he's not?

 

[tchookem 3900]

I would like to hear Herschel name 3 other countries. Any country.

I was going to ask which countries he would rank higher and explain his reasoning, but you're right just identifying 3 other countries would be too much stress at his cognitive level.

[Beau Vine 53964]

 

[Beau Vine 53964]

[Sawbonz 27375]

On 6/22/2022 at 6:58 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Obama: 57 states

Herschel: 52 states

advantage: Herschel 

 

Buck Sexton is a gay porn name

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Buck Sexton is a gay porn name

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2655]

look up Buck Angel if you dare

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

how funny would it be if it turns out the kid in the thread title ISN'T actually his.

[Beau Vine 53964]

Edited June 30, 2022 by Beau Vine

[F250 28659]

On 6/22/2022 at 7:08 PM, Beau Vine said:

"Buck Sexton" is the most Southern white-trash name I've ever heard.

Didn't he make the Babewatch series?

 

[ChiTownDoc 21091]

I think this is the first time in history neurologists were able to diagnose CTE without a brain biopsy.  What a trailblazer.  

[tx 3 putt 76158]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

trump is going to ditch him and pretty much all of georgia. it's going to be glorious and the georgia maga gqp will be fully confused

[Blotto 23418]

I would love to see Trump ultimately lash out in person at Herschel for being a worthless, dumb motherfucker tarnishing the Trump brand, only to have Herschel's scrambled brain overheat causing him to deck that fat fuck. That would be neat. 

[Gil Bang 25865]

[atomheartbevo 89362]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

Is that an effort at consensus building?

[StassneyHorn 6534]

E40 had a song called big titty bay chicks

except he didnt

Edited July 6, 2022 by StassneyHorn

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

Would love to have a gander at those titties circa JFK administration. 

[Ghost of LL 15348]

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Would love to have a gander at those titties circa JFK administration. 

Yes, you would:

[Pescado_Rojo 19327]

10 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Yes, you would:

[Macanudo 12922]

Now imagine of this was Warnock's son talking about Melania or Ivanka.   And yes, I know Melania has bared her breasts.