Herschel Walker catch-all thread

[NameAlreadyInUse 5104]

I always laugh at people that think "This state is too liberal" then move to a conservative state, but still want to live in a city (which is also liberal).  If you hate liberals so much, move out to the sticks and prove it, motherfucker!

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

Not even gonna move to Georgia so he can vote for his brain-dead dad?

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

California has newsomland. Florida has Ron desantis world. 

[shakahorn 1625]

55 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I always laugh at people that think "This state is too liberal" then move to a conservative state, but still want to live in a city (which is also liberal).  If you hate liberals so much, move out to the sticks and prove it, motherfucker!

I would pay to see the kid move to northern FL, or really, as you say, any rural part of that state, and introduce himself to his new neighbors.

[South Austin 52037]

28 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I would pay to see the kid move to northern FL, or really, as you say, any rural part of that state, and introduce himself to his new neighbors.

Who are we kidding.  He's moving to South Beach.

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Who are we kidding.  He's moving to South Beach.

He should show up at Mar-a-lago and ask to move in. 

[Gil Bang 25865]

39 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I would pay to see the kid move to northern FL, or really, as you say, any rural part of that state, and introduce himself to his new neighbors.

Shit, even Tampa would be good.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5104]

47 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I would pay to see the kid move to northern FL, or really, as you say, any rural part of that state, and introduce himself to his new neighbors.

I think soon enough he's going to run afoul of the Miami/South Beach gays as well.  It's not a location problem for him, it's a him problem for him.  He'd have problems immediately in Smalltown, USA, no matter which state, because he's both black and gay acting.  At first, the big city gays will welcome him until he starts showing his true colors then he'll get shunned there too.  He's destined to be unhappy forever unless he can figure out how to fix himself.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

17 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I support further concentration of jackasses in FL, making them easier to avoid. Win-win.

Yep. And then…

 

[Sbbruin 21697]

19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Arrivederci, cocksucker.

 

[Beau Vine 53964]

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5104]

WTF does that mean?

[Chad Fuck 17503]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

It's good that the debates aren't happening.  It can only hurt Warnock.  There's no way not to come off looking like beating up on a clearly mentally ill man.  Much less one that's a former sports hero.

Edited July 27, 2022 by Chad Fuck

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

WTF does that mean?

Oklahoma drill?

[Pescado_Rojo 19327]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[F250 28659]

45 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

WTF does that mean?

Now imagine him in a debate.

 

The moderator:

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

It's good that the debates aren't happening.  It can only hurt Warnock.  There's no way not to come off looking like beating up on a clearly mentally ill man.  Much less one that's a former sports hero.

naaah...dude's a preacher.  he knows how to do it.

[Beau Vine 53964]

 

[SaucyJack 3484]

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

6 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

WTF does that mean?

You wanna piece of me?

-Frank Constanza / Humphty Drumphty

 

 

Edited July 28, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner

[F250 28659]

1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

Two at the same time, as in the devil's triangle?

 

[SaucyJack 3484]

Well, he is a young man looking at men that's looking at social media.

Edited July 28, 2022 by SaucyJack
maybe cuz gender

[Hornius Emeritus 12403]

2 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

You wanna piece of me?

-Frank Constanza / Humphty Drumphty

 

 

There are a bunch of outtakes of this scene on YouTube. The entire cast, especially Elaine, absolutely cannot make it through without Jerry Stiller  causing them to bust out laughing.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

On 7/26/2022 at 6:10 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Arrivederci, cocksucker.

 

Kehlani won 🤣

[NameAlreadyInUse 5104]

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[The Dog 43771]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13391]

19 minutes ago, The Dog said:

You know McConnell must be shaking his head in disgust knowing that the GA GOP probably only had to land on a semi-capable, boring, white guy to win this thing.

[Underdog 28437]

Wait, Chachi is leaving California?  Hope he can latch on to another Hobby Lobby for employment.  

[Pancho 44358]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

[Gil Bang 25865]

 

 

[F250 28659]

[CooterBrown 17875]

Can’t even tell if that’s fake or not.

[South Austin 52037]

Would love to see that on a Georgia billboard. But it might actually produce some votes for him.

[Homercles 10205]

41 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Would love to see that on a Georgia billboard. But it might actually produce some votes for him.

Yeah you have to be careful as I’ve read that the Northern United Toast, Crepe And Scone Egalitarian Supporters have a small but growing political faction and a lot of dollars behind it there.  N.U.T.C.A.S.E.S have a surprising amount of leverage.  

[Sawbonz 27375]

On 7/27/2022 at 2:24 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Fans?

[Beau Vine 53964]

 

[Beau Vine 53964]

 

[Guest]

Every time I see tweets or statements from Walker, this pops in my mind:

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

He had nothing to do w/ either of those tweets. 

[Homercles 10205]

[Gil Bang 25865]

 

[HenryJames 65868]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

2:1 he thinks you can drive to Taiwan.

[The Dog 43771]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

That’s actually not bad.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He had nothing to do w/ either of those tweets. 

Of course. Someone knows what they are doing on that campaign.

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

2:1 he thinks you can drive to Taiwan.

And he’d admit it if he debated.

[RDCanecutter 26239]

On 7/27/2022 at 10:19 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not even gonna move to NW Georgia so he can vote for his brain-dead dad as well as the SS-Prison-Guard-stylings of MTG?

I mean, if we're gettin all anti-Californian...

[Blotto 23418]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I could 100% imagine that exact quote meandering out of Herschel's mouth, and it probably wouldnt even crack the top 5 dumbest things he  would say in a debate. 

[RDCanecutter 26239]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

2:1 he thinks you can drive to Taiwan.

Well you can if you take the bypass through England.

[Beau Vine 53964]

 

[hpslugga 4039]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well you can if you take the bypass through England.

Doesn’t everyone know that the Silk Road has very long bridges…made from silk?

[Tuco 5076]

13 hours ago, The Dog said:

That’s actually not bad.

Of course. Someone knows what they are doing on that campaign.

 

It would be more effective if the target audience could distinguish Taiwan from Tijuana.  I mean, I guess the whole tough guy postering may convey strength, but as a policy issue I'm not sure it's something that would move the needle for anyone who hasn't decided their vote.  Maybe its a bone for the EpochTimes cult. 

Edited August 1, 2022 by Tuco

[Tuco 5076]

...did a quick search.  The Epoch Times runs a story on the Georgia Senate race the same day the candidate tweets a challenge to Pelosi on stronger support of Taiwan.  It looks like it's their first story mentioning Walker since May.  The article is behind a paywall, but from the title it appears to indicate that this will be a very tight race.  These are the kind of stories that will drive massive donations over the next week.  I've watched this dynamic play out on a tight Congressional race last cycle.  These stories are fucking gold.  

Isn't it fun watching foreign religious cult influence our politics in real time.  

For those who aren't familiar, the Epoch Times is the media offshoot of the Falun Gong, a religious group that has been banned in China.  The outlet runs some more of the right-wing nut job type stuff, but consistently bending it towards an anti-China, anti-Communist slant.  For example, their coverage of BLM  pushed the idiocy that it was a Communist movement.  It is very much in their interest that the US/China/Taiwan conflict stays relevant with voters.