Herschel Walker catch-all thread

[4th&Five 41526]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

meh, can't win 'em all, onion

[tx 3 putt 76928]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

why is it so dark in there?

[tx 3 putt 76928]

 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

 

[Biff Tannen 45678]

On 11/11/2022 at 12:19 PM, YGIFS said:

And he keep it for them yet kept it for neither, nobody.

Heart of a champion.  Margarine hat.

[Pancho 44767]

 

[chainsaw 9867]

i feel bad for this guy

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

i feel bad for this guy

I dunno, a compendium of these remarks could land him comedy album of the year.

[Dnaguy 11948]

On 11/12/2022 at 1:27 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is it so dark in there?

Racist?

[Snake Diggity 4622]

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

My god.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

13 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Racist?

lol, shit, no. I guess my question should have been: why is the lighting so low? it's a very strange setting/look

[YGIFS 19450]

"Because we got the good emissions under those cars?"

Does that mean after he almost knocked up another chick in the back seat of his Deputy Cruiser, he pulled out and "finished" under the passenger door?  

I

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2663]

nooo ygifs stahp

[YGIFS 19450]

You're right.  Woulda been fine had he said "better emissions" or "lower emissions",

but now he thinks there's good emissions like how there's good diabetes and good AIDS.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

[TeeDubya 3362]

[DigglerontheHoof 21195]

 

[UpperWestside 6163]

1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

Things get real once Adrian Dunbar makes an appearance. I would fully support an American version of AC-12 that goes after actual bent politicians. 

[G650 14254]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

This seriously might have been the most insane thing I've ever heard.

[YGIFS 19450]

"I can promise you, I ran, Russia, and then I talk about China's choice to tank out in the desert.  They're talking about war.  And let me tell you this either.  If we was ready for the Green Agenda, I'll raise my hand right now.  But we're not ready right now.  so don't let 'em fool you like this is a new agenda.  This is not the new agenda, we're not prepared, we're not ready right now.  What we need to do is to keep the having those gas-guzzling cars 'cause we got the good emission under those cars.  We're doing the best thing that we can but we need help.  We need help.  And Those other people not helping us.  China not helping us.  India not helping us.  but Yet, we gotta do it all 'cause they spending your money."

My favorite part is even if he had no language issues, his whole point is about the Green Agenda being too new is negated by the fact that he repeats how old and tried it is; but that we're not ready for it because it's too new in that it's not new.  

Fetterman is having English issues due to a stroke.  Stroke is having Herschel Walker issues due to English.  

Edited November 15, 2022 by YGIFS

[chainsaw 9867]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

[ChiTownDoc 21152]

I hope he keeps campaigning after losing like his daddy Donald.  I’d actually attend just to laugh my ass off.  

[RPM 26319]

On 11/12/2022 at 1:27 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is it so dark in there?

The stupidity is literally sucking the light from the room.

[RPM 26319]

Watching old movies on PlutoTV tonight and it looks like Team Hershel has bought nearly all the available spots. There's at least 2 ads every break.

[horn4life 3760]

I liked Dave Chapelle on Saturday Night live... he didn't want to say something negative about another black man... "But he is... observably stupid.

" 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

10 hours ago, RPM said:

Watching old movies on PlutoTV tonight and it looks like Team Hershel has bought nearly all the available spots. There's at least 2 ads every break.

dang, glad I've been too busy for tv lately. that would annoy the shit out of me

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

 

 

[mchookem 16330]

 

oh I'm sorry, i meant 'observably stupid'.

 

Edited November 17, 2022 by mchookem

[Beau Vine 54215]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Are we suuuuuure that we want to deny this man the opportunity to make speeches in the Senate Chamber?

[Voldemort86 2259]

 

[jimmyjazz 45910]

Yeah, that guy limping off stage ran a 4.35 40.  Right.

[Homercles 10205]

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Have it hosted by Mike Leach dressed in pirate gear and I’ll gladly PPV that shit

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

 

[Smax 3800]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Alright, Surly lawyers - this is straight up defamation, is it not?

[mchookem 16330]

holy shit

[bluto 4927]

Tee up the lawsuit and gqp response “see? Libs just wanna take away your first amendment!”

[atomheartbevo 89656]

Mentally ill Republican candidate making up sexual abuse allegations about the Black Democrat Senator who is also a pastor.

Edited November 21, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[henrygandorf 29190]

cue up the tucker carlson defense.

"it's completely obvious that i am not to be taken seriously."

checkmate.

[tx 3 putt 76928]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol

Lindsay started fantasizing.

[Horn Dog 9830]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13511]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/23/politics/kfile-herschel-walker-texas-tax-break-georgia-runoff/index.html

Herschel still claiming homestead exemption on his Texas house. Possible that Walker broke election laws in terms of establishing residency solely for voting or running for office.

However it's a relatively easy PR fix: claim a documentation mistake by your accountant. Walker can just say that he is too busy to deal with the details.

[South Austin 52484]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/23/politics/kfile-herschel-walker-texas-tax-break-georgia-runoff/index.html

Herschel still claiming homestead exemption on his Texas house. Possible that Walker broke election laws in terms of establishing residency solely for voting or running for office.

However it's a relatively easy PR fix: claim a documentation mistake by your accountant. Walker can just say that he is too busy to deal with the details.

Or he can claim that one of his personalities resides in Texas, while the others live in Georgia.

[tx 3 putt 76928]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/23/politics/kfile-herschel-walker-texas-tax-break-georgia-runoff/index.html

Herschel still claiming homestead exemption on his Texas house. Possible that Walker broke election laws in terms of establishing residency solely for voting or running for office.

However it's a relatively easy PR fix: claim a documentation mistake by your accountant. Walker can just say that he is too busy to deal with the details.

clearly fit to be a Senator, then, right? 🙄

[Bama Chick 28596]

holy shit lol

[henrygandorf 29190]

mcconnell is gonna win a dollar when walker gets his ass kicked in a couple weeks.