United States Ambassador Herschel Walker

[Horn Dog 10,157]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

he's bat shit crazy

So mainstream republican?

[Gil Bang 26,190]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,088]

22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

guessing by his mannerisms he probably isn't worried about abortion either. what a piece of shit kid

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,088]

"I'm not gay, but the guy sucking my dick is"

 

[Nivek 17,365]

His dad must have been hit in the balls really hard that day.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,088]

Just now, Nivek said:

His dad must have been hit in the balls really hard that day.

I'm going with Herschel punched mom while he was in the womb. Kid is clearly a failed abortion

[jimmyjazz 46,998]

That kid is either an act or a real mess.  Assuming the latter, I feel bad for him.

[Jive Turkey 12,931]

Madison Cawthorn’s side piece. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,088]

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That kid is either an act or a real mess.  Assuming the latter, I feel bad for him.

there's no fucking way that is an act. kid was raised wrong and it's abundantly clear

[Satchel 6,982]

57 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict he won’t follow in his dad’s footsteps and play running back at Georgia.

[406W30th 1,111]

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529

[Gil Bang 26,190]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

"I'm not gay, but the guy sucking my dick is"

 

Look, IDGAF what anybody does with their cock, in private spaces. I have gay friends.  I support gay rights.  I'm very very concerned about the legality of gay marriage in the near future.  I'm not anti-gay, I'm not a homophobe.

Meanwhile, Liberace would take one look at Walker, and think to himself "what a fucking fruit". 

[Satchel 6,982]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Look, IDGAF what anybody does with their cock, in private spaces. I have gay friends.  I support gay rights.  I'm very very concerned about the legality of gay marriage in the near future.  I'm not anti-gay, I'm not a homophobe.

Meanwhile, Liberace would take one look at Trump’s tacky apartment furnishings, and think to himself "what a fucking fruit". 

No need to thank me.

[Underdog 29,113]

4 hours ago, Satchel said:

I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict he won’t follow in his dad’s footsteps and play running back at Georgia.

If not running back perhaps tight end?  Wide receiver?  

[Thatguy 9,304]

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

If not running back perhaps tight end?  Wide receiver?  

 

[Nivek 17,365]

That kid is either an act or a real mess.  Assuming the latter, I feel bad for him.

I don’t. It is hard to feel anything for a person in that much make-up.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,571]

18 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Madison Cawthorn’s side piece. 

The kid being black would be a bigger issue for Cawthorn's constituents than him being gay. 

[HornOnTheBayou 9,057]

I guess we can go ahead and dismiss this story, because it comes from that liberal media outlet ... um ... Stars and Stripes

Quote

Herschel Walker, the football legend and leading Republican Senate candidate in Georgia, often boasts of his work helping service members and veterans struggling with mental health.

In interviews and campaign appearances, the former Dallas Cowboy and Heisman Trophy winner takes credit for founding, co-founding and sometimes operating a program called Patriot Support. The program, he says, has taken him to military bases all over the world.

"About fifteen years ago, I started a program called Patriot Support," Walker said in an interview with conservative commentator Hugh Hewitt last October. "People need to know I started a military program, a military program that treats (thousands) of soldiers a year," he told Savannah TV station WTGS in February.

But corporate documents, court records and Senate disclosures reviewed by The Associated Press tell a more complicated story. Together they present a portrait of a celebrity spokesman who overstated his role in a for-profit program that is alleged to have preyed upon veterans and service members while defrauding the government.

The revelation marks the latest example of a far more complex reality that lies beneath the carefully curated autobiography Walker has pitched to voters.

Walker's campaign would not make him available for an interview.

"So let me get this straight — you are demonizing Herschel for being the face of an organization for 14 years that has helped tens of thousands of soldiers suffering from mental illness," Walker spokeswoman Mallory Blount said in an emailed statement that also criticized the media.

 

[Underdog 29,113]

Maybe he meant one of the “other” Herschel Walkers.  

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

Still a brilliant strategy. People in Georgia will see it like his spokesman framed it. Republicans have been playing the long game with the “can’t say anything negative about the military” routine. Of course, unless it is them. They got a kid elected who pretended to be accepted into a military academy. And he would have been re-elected if it wasn’t for him poking the Republican Party. There is no way to win this argument for Democrats. 
 

 

[mchookem 16,746]

home grown Milo Yiannopolous

gross 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Senator CTE

[wildcat09 29,569]

Just now, Bama Chick said:

Senator CTE
 

That's the next GOP nominee for President if Trump kicks the bucket.

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Someone talk me off the ledge -- Herschel and the GOP had several hundred thousand more primary votes cast than Reverend Warnock and the Dems. Are we fucked? 

[bluto 4,987]

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

Someone talk me off the ledge -- Herschel and the GOP had several hundred thousand more primary votes cast than Reverend Warnock and the Dems. Are we fucked? 

I tend to think the R gov primary drove quite a bit of that… maybe… hopefully. Plus warnock was in no danger

[C-Man 27,708]

17 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Someone talk me off the ledge -- Herschel and the GOP had several hundred thousand more primary votes cast than Reverend Warnock and the Dems. Are we fucked? 

Herschel slaughtered his opponent tonight. Would Herschel be the dumbest human to ever be elected to the US Senate should he win this November?

[tx 3 putt 78,516]

17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Herschel slaughtered his opponent tonight. Would Herschel be the dumbest human to ever be elected to the US Senate should he win this November?

[C-Man 27,708]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I considered Corch Tuberville but Herschel is an entirely different level of stupid.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,088]

anyone else chuckling at the fact that both candidates for Senate in GA are POC's? like, when racists get to the polls, how will they choose? gotta think there are plenty of water heads in GA that will refuse to pull the lever for a black guy regardless of party. I dunno, I'm not racist, so I'm not really sure how they think. 

[South Austin 53,158]

Georgia is going to elect this dumbfuck, aren't they?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,713]

18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Georgia is going to elect this dumbfuck, aren't they?

Highly likelihood that we see Senator Walker in DC next January. However we will rarely hear him speak as he can't seem to make a coherent argument outside of a few sentences that his aides drill into his mind. 

It's still important to remember that GA went Biden AND 2 Dem senators within the last 18 months ago.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,571]

Abrams/Warnock is going to get out the vote. I'm surprisingly optimistic about this race.  

[RDCanecutter 26,859]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone else chuckling at the fact that both candidates for Senate in GA are POC's? like, when racists get to the polls, how will they choose? gotta think there are plenty of water heads in GA that will refuse to pull the lever for a black guy regardless of party. I dunno, I'm not racist, so I'm not really sure how they think. 

They'll vote for the Good One.

[Beau Vine 55,844]

 

[Mole 4,338]

On 5/25/2022 at 1:07 AM, Queen Bitch said:

Someone talk me off the ledge -- Herschel and the GOP had several hundred thousand more primary votes cast than Reverend Warnock and the Dems. Are we fucked? 

I voted in the R primary to vote for Kemp and hero of democracy Brad Raffensperger as well as actually having a say in local races. I’ll be close to straight ticket D in the general. I’m not sure how many crossed over, but there was a sense among many sane Georgians that Kemp and Raffensperger winning were the highest priorities since the leading opponents were Big Lie Trump allies. The statewide D races weren’t  very close.

[Beau Vine 55,844]

48 minutes ago, Mole said:

I voted in the R primary to vote for Kemp and hero of democracy Brad Raffensperger as well as actually having a say in local races. I’ll be close to straight ticket D in the general. I’m not sure how many crossed over, but there was a sense among many sane Georgians that Kemp and Raffensperger winning were the highest priorities since the leading opponents were Big Lie Trump allies. The statewide D races weren’t  very close.

So did my brother & SIL in Georgia.  They're both big Bernie supporters, but they voted in the R primary.

[Brisketexan 106,698]

Alternate take: MAGA will be so keen on showing "see, we're not racist!" that they'll sweep Herschel into the White House in short order, both to make that point AND to cause a flood of sweet liberal tears ("look at all them libs crying about how we're 'putting a mental defective into the most powerful office in the world,' and how we've 'given a bona-fide brain-damaged drooling moron the nuclear launch codes.'  Ain't them lib tears SWEET?!?!?")

Because this timeline.

[F250 29,181]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Herschel is a new level of dumb for the GOP. They are not satisfied with electing know nothing fools so it's time to start electing people with potato brains. Easier to control I guess.

[Pato del Muerto 53,370]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Alternate take: MAGA will be so keen on showing "see, we're not racist!" that they'll sweep Herschel into the White House in short order, both to make that point AND to cause a flood of sweet liberal tears ("look at all them libs crying about how we're 'putting a mental defective into the most powerful office in the world,' and how we've 'given a bona-fide brain-damaged drooling moron the nuclear launch codes.'  Ain't them lib tears SWEET?!?!?")

Because this timeline.

Walker/Greene ‘24

How bout them dawgs for america!

[Beau Vine 55,844]

15 minutes ago, F250 said:

Herschel is a new level of dumb for the GOP. They are not satisfied with electing know nothing fools so it's time to start electing people with potato brains. Easier to control I guess.

Counterpoint:

[F250 29,181]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Counterpoint:

 

I'm confident that if you were to give those two a packaged IKEA table they would eventually have it assembled. Where if you were to give it to Herschel you would later return to find it covered in syrup and bananas and Herschel would declare he made Pancakes. 

Walker really is special needs and should be living in a halfway house not running for a Senate seat.

 

 

[Gil Bang 26,190]

3 hours ago, Mole said:

I voted in the R primary to vote for Kemp and hero of democracy Brad Raffensperger as well as actually having a say in local races. I’ll be close to straight ticket D in the general. I’m not sure how many crossed over, but there was a sense among many sane Georgians that Kemp and Raffensperger winning were the highest priorities since the leading opponents were Big Lie Trump allies. The statewide D races weren’t  very close.

I read somewhere that GA has a fairly large number of Independents that went for Biden bigly.  They stayed home in the primary. 

[Mole 4,338]

I think Abrams/Warnock will drive good turnout, but Herschel may be tough. Just wait a few years and he’ll be joined by Senator Manziel when Cornyn retires.

[mchookem 16,746]

actually... Johnny would be a significant upgrade 🤔

he's got partying dna, questionable morals and makes terrible decisions...but I don't think his soul is wretched or that he's a complete moron. he'd be a fuckton better than Gohmert. i said it.

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

56 minutes ago, mchookem said:

actually... Johnny would be a significant upgrade 🤔

he's got partying dna, questionable morals and makes terrible decisions...but I don't think his soul is wretched or that he's a complete moron. he'd be a fuckton better than Gohmert. i said it.

[Biff Tannen 46,077]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He's Floyd Wetherton from Family Guy in real life.

Edited May 31, 2022 by Biff Tannen

[RDCanecutter 26,859]

7 hours ago, F250 said:

Herschel is a new level of dumb for the GOP. They are not satisfied with electing know nothing fools so it's time to start electing people with mashed potato brains. Easier to control I guess.

Mama say mama say mama say them foosball gargantuans bang they heads together somethin fierce.

[The Dog 44,790]

Herschel won on name recognition. His campaign did a great job keeping his dumb ass out of debates and off TV. 

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Alternate take: MAGA will be so keen on showing "see, we're not racist!" that they'll sweep Herschel into the White House in short order, 

Because this timeline.

But will MAGA even show up to elect him to the senate?

Trump sank both Perdue and Loeffler due to his vendetta against Kemp. I say he does it again and sinks Walker in the process. There's already many in Georgia who say they'll stay home rather than vote for Kemp. Those are voters Walker will need to win. Good chance we see Kemp and Warnock both re-elected and get to see a raging Trump throw another temper tantrum. 

[Dutchrudder 11,229]

Wow, this guy on the stupid level of the  "are you afraid Guam is going to tip over?"  guy.  I can't imagine someone meeting this dude and thinking, "yeah! Herschel Walker could be a senator! Let's throw a few million bucks behind him!"

[jimmyjazz 46,998]

Imagine a world where Brian Kemp is the best choice among Republican candidates for Governor of Georgia.