Jump to content

United States Ambassador Herschel Walker

Gil Bang

By Gil Bang
in Cloak Room

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

tx 3 putt
tx 3 putt
BrickHorn
BrickHorn

MAGA is often dismissed as racist, homophobic, and generally regressive. But that focus misses the point. MAGA is a big tent, and the defining characteristics are anger, entitlement, and raving s

Beau Vine
Beau Vine

Posted Images

Guest

Guest

Posted
Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Raphael Warnock has a great commercial out.

 

 

We have a different definition of great. Pro Tip: Never show yourself doing anything remotely athletic if you aren't an athlete. Felt like a pharma ad.

Nice message, and seems like a nice guy, but he shouldn't be out running on the track or getting tackled by 8 year olds. 

Edited by FirstTimeCaller
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Blotto

Blotto 23978

Posted
Posted

At this point I doubt what Warnock does or doesnt do will have that much of an effect either way. Walker will either self implode or he wont. Nobody in their right mind could listen to those two speak and think Walker would make a better senator. Its GA, the land of MTG.....its a MAGA vote all the way, and Walker will have lose it. Luckily he's such a fucking moron that he might actually figure out a way to lose, even with Trump backing him. 

  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
royiv

royiv 9718

Posted
Posted
31 minutes ago, bluto said:

Meh, such a target rich opponent only to put out self deprecating fluff

Agreed. I get that he’s attempting to take the high road, but an pointing out what an abject idiot Walker is could be done without it being a nasty attack ad. Walker writes the material himself so just use his own words to show how unqualified he is to serve in the senate.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
F250

F250 29181

Posted
Posted
10 minutes ago, royiv said:

Agreed. I get that he’s attempting to take the high road, but an pointing out what an abject idiot Walker is could be done without it being a nasty attack ad. Walker writes the material himself so just use his own words to show how unqualified he is to serve in the senate.

Should run an ad saying "This motherfucker can't even speak in complete sentences." Maybe run a series of ads with a comedian roasting Herschel, there is a lot of material to work with.

 

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Grade of D as in David

Grade of D as in David 13255

Posted
Posted
4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

He’s literally schizophrenic - according to himself!  Being mind-numbingly stupid isn’t even his biggest red flag.   My campaign commercial would be taking whatever quotes Herschel has given about his multiple personalities over the years, having someone read them verbatim in a voiceover, and then have a mock-Herschel on the screen changing from personality to personality and acting them out with costume changes, cross dressing, wizard hats - whatever the fuck he said he believed himself to be - and have the actor look as batshit crazy as possible the whole time.

And when Republicans and mental health advocates clutch their pearls and say how offensive the ad was to mentally ill people, make sure the news media turns that into a big story, too, so more people see the ad and learn that Herschel is a bona fide crazy person.

Tyler Perry lives in Georgia. Could make a Madea/Herschel crossover.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
royiv

royiv 9718

Posted
Posted
7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

He’s literally schizophrenic - according to himself!  Being mind-numbingly stupid isn’t even his biggest red flag.   My campaign commercial would be taking whatever quotes Herschel has given about his multiple personalities over the years, having someone read them verbatim in a voiceover, and then have a mock-Herschel on the screen changing from personality to personality and acting them out with costume changes, cross dressing, wizard hats - whatever the fuck he said he believed himself to be - and have the actor look as batshit crazy as possible the whole time.

And when Republicans and mental health advocates clutch their pearls and say how offensive the ad was to mentally ill people, make sure the news media turns that into a big story, too, so more people see the ad and learn that Herschel is a bona fide crazy person.

Run an ad talking about how we need to increase spending on mental health and research on CTE and use Herschel’s own words to demonstrate why.

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Sbbruin

Sbbruin 22115

Posted
Posted
39 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At this point I doubt what Warnock does or doesnt do will have that much of an effect either way. Walker will either self implode or he wont. Nobody in their right mind could listen to those two speak and think Walker would make a better senator. 

This is exactly how I felt going into the presidential 2016 election.  

spacer.png

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vegas64

Vegas64 709

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

We have a different definition of great. Pro Tip: Never show yourself doing anything remotely athletic if you aren't an athlete. Felt like a pharma ad.

Nice message, and seems like a nice guy, but he shouldn't be out running on the track or getting tackled by 8 year olds. 

Dude wut. He was fine. You try running and talking. Are you seriously nit-picking a middle aged guy's athleticism? Warnock is probably more athletic than the great venerable Herschel Walker at this point.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nice Guy Eddie

Nice Guy Eddie 13713

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

At this point I doubt what Warnock does or doesnt do will have that much of an effect either way. Walker will either self implode or he wont. Nobody in their right mind could listen to those two speak and think Walker would make a better senator. Its GA, the land of MTG.....its a MAGA vote all the way, and Walker will have lose it. Luckily he's such a fucking moron that he might actually figure out a way to lose, even with Trump backing him. 

Yep. I guarantee privately almost all Georgia Republicans will say that Warnock is the more intelligent and would be better at constituent representation and assistance in DC. But he doesn't have the R next to his name. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
bluto

bluto 4987

Posted
Posted
6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Yep. I guarantee privately almost all Georgia Republicans will say that Warnock is the more intelligent and would be better at constituent representation and assistance in DC. But he doesn't have the R next to his name. 

And you’d be woefully incorrect

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest

Guest

Posted
Posted
36 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Dude wut. He was fine. You try running and talking. Are you seriously nit-picking a middle aged guy's athleticism? Warnock is probably more athletic than the great venerable Herschel Walker at this point.

This take is worse than the fact that Walker is even a candidate for a Senate seat.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
The Dog

The Dog 44790

Posted
Posted

Biggest thing working against Walker is Trump's vendetta against Kemp. He's going to need the hard core MAGA group to show up and if Trump is still hating on Kemp then they may stay home. He's already said that Kemp's win was a fraud and will likely throw a few more grenades that way. 

That and Hershel not being able to string together complete sentences in friendly interviews. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nivek

Nivek 17365

Posted
Posted

If I were him, I would make an ad where hershell is mumbling shit and eating paste while his flamboyant son is prancing around in a tutu talking about wanting to be a ballerina.

Then I would walk in the room, take the paste away from hershell and call for his medication. Then I would slap the gay out of his son and rip off the tutu and say some dumb bible shit about gays (I’ll just make that up if need be)

I’ve got to add is some misogyny somehow. Thing is I could vote against gun rights as long as I make commercials about not voting against it.

Commercials are truth to morons. So fucking lie to win.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
F250

F250 29181

Posted
Posted
41 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Then I would slap the gay out of his son and rip off the tutu and say some dumb bible shit about gays (I’ll just make that up if need be)

Do it with style like Benny Hinn.

 

GyWxKm4.gif

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Blotto

Blotto 23978

Posted
Posted

Making shit up that has no correlation with reality is now one of the cornerstones of the GQP politics. Should be good for another 2-3% bump in the polls. Besides, do we even know if the personality that was in the FBI still even lives in Hershel anymore? Seems like a big nothing burger. 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
South Austin

South Austin 53159

Posted
Posted

Not surprising he claimed to be an FBI agent.  In addition to being just plain dumb, his mental issues have been documented.

Quote

Walker has spoken publicly about being diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder and has served as spokesperson for a mental health treatment program for veterans.[134] He wrote the 2008 book Breaking Free: My Life with Dissociative Identity Disorder[135] to help dispel myths about mental illness and to help others.[136]

In the book, Walker wrote that he had a dozen distinct identities, or alters.[97] According to Walker, some of his alters did many good things, but other alters exhibited extreme and violent behavior, which Walker said he mostly could not remember.[123] A competitive alter caused him to play Russian roulette in 1991, as he saw "mortality as the ultimate challenge", he wrote.[97][123] He was formally diagnosed with the disorder in 2001, after he sought professional help for being tempted to murder a man who was late in delivering a car to him.[97]

Walker attributed his divorce to his behavior caused by the disorder.[123] According to Walker's ex-wife, for the first 16 years of their marriage, Walker's alters were somehow controlled, and she had no idea that he had any disorder.[123] Grossman said that the situation greatly deteriorated once Walker was diagnosed, after which he began to exhibit either "very sweet" alters or "very violent" alters who looked "evil".[123] She said that in one situation where Walker exhibited two alters, she was in bed when he held a straight razor to her throat and repeatedly stated that he would kill her.[123] Walker did not deny Grossman's account, saying that he did not remember it, because blackouts were a symptom of the disorder.

Wiki link

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nice Guy Eddie

Nice Guy Eddie 13713

Posted
Posted

Not a Walker fan but I think the FBI comment could have been a joke. Even the sentence structure implies the potential.

Quote

As recently as 2019, Walker also told an audience, “I spent time at Quantico at the FBI training school. Y’all didn’t know I was an agent?”

Walker has never been an FBI agent. His campaign said he spent a week at an FBI school in Quantico, but a week does not an agent make.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/herschel-walker-falsely-claimed-law-enforcement-rcna33273

It's doubtful that this speech was recorded but I would like to hear how he said the sentences.  I could be wrong and he tried to convey that he was a special agent.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton 49427

Posted
Posted
On 6/9/2022 at 4:35 PM, The Dog said:

Biggest thing working against Walker is Trump's vendetta against Kemp. He's going to need the hard core MAGA group to show up and if Trump is still hating on Kemp then they may stay home. He's already said that Kemp's win was a fraud and will likely throw a few more grenades that way. 

That and Hershel not being able to string together complete sentences in friendly interviews. 

Stacey Abrams is on the ballot. They'll show up for different reasons. 

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Rage+1 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Blotto

Blotto 23978

Posted
Posted

he's such a f'n moron, there's probably no end to the embarrassing stories that will come out between now and Nov. And it probably wont matter to GOP voters because their supreme mango has already commanded them to vote for this piece of shit. 'murica

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
atomheartbevo

atomheartbevo 90572

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Oh snap

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

he's such a f'n moron, there's probably no end to the embarrassing stories that will come out between now and Nov. And it probably wont matter to GOP voters because their supreme mango has already commanded them to vote for this piece of shit. 'murica

If the "secret son" is actually his son and straight, the namesake of this thread better start worrying about supporting himself when daddy cuts him off.

I can just see somebody asking him where Christian is, and Herschel is all "Christian?  I'm a Christian, so I'm right here in front of you!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites
naija

naija 2961

Posted
Posted
16 hours ago, Blotto said:

he's such a f'n moron, there's probably no end to the embarrassing stories that will come out between now and Nov. And it probably wont matter to GOP voters because their supreme mango has already commanded them to vote for this piece of shit. 'murica

I don't know why, but "supreme mango" is one of the funniest terms I've heard in a while

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Foosters

Foosters 18248

Posted
Posted

Its like a game of dumbfuck telephone. 

Started off with a complaint about Leo flying on private jets while complaining about climate change. Filter it through 10-12 GOP politicians, and you're left with the above.

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 2
  • Rage+1 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
atomheartbevo

atomheartbevo 90572

Posted
Posted

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/15/politics/herschel-walker-child/index.html
 

Quote

The campaign of Herschel Walker publicly acknowledged this week that the Republican Senate candidate has a second son with a woman who was not his wife. 

The Georgia GOP nominee's admission follows a Tuesday report in the Daily Beast that Walker fathered a son more than a decade ago. The Beast reported it had confirmed the identity of the boy and the mother, and that the mother had sued Walker in order to obtain a declaration of paternity and child support. According to the report, Walker was ordered to pay child support starting in 2014.

Quote

When asked for confirmation of the Daily Beast's report, the Walker campaign provided CNN with a statement from campaign manager Scott Paradise.

"Herschel had a child years ago when he wasn't married. He's supported the child and continues to do so. He's proud of his children. To suggest that Herschel is 'hiding' the child because he hasn't used him in his political campaign is offensive and absurd," said Paradise.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...