The Most Nicholas Cage Movie Ever

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[Parliament 14260]

Looks kinda good?

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[henrygandorf 29191]

so meta.  definitely in.

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[jeevsie 3734]

Thought this was a challenge.  Was gonna go with Face Off.

[Underdog 28688]

Valley Girl. 

 

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[ztejas 43462]

Looks funny. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

1. All the dialogue is either whispered or screamed.

2. Everything in the movie is on fire.

[Nicole44 22060]

I love the meta type stuff. Looks funny! 

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[Nicole44 22060]

For some reason (no idea why this is my favorite scene of his)…

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[henrygandorf 29191]

 

his name is memphis raines, i'm so sorry.

[mr. sunshine 2827]

32 minutes ago, F250 said:

For some reason I took a first date to see this.

I took the news that I wasn’t getting laid afterwards like a champ 

[Guest]

That’s not the most Nick Cage movie ever. It’s too self-aware. I submit my favorite Cage Clip of all time from the Face-Off masterpiece:

 

[JimmyJames 12271]

33 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

For some reason I took a first date to see this.

I took the news that I wasn’t getting laid afterwards like a champ 

Yeah that movie ain’t gonna get you laid. Drunk? Sure. Laid? Not a chance. 

[AUS-97HORN 11782]

I thought the answer was going to be  Knowing

I watched that piece of shit movie the week I moved back from KC to Austin. 

a movie where Nick Cage tries to save the world where the end result is EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE EARTH FUCKING DIES except like 12 kids. 

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8 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I thought the answer was going to be  Knowing

I watched that piece of shit movie the week I moved back from KC to Austin. 

a movie where Nick Cage tries to save the world where the end result is EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE EARTH FUCKING DIES except like 12 kids. 

So the exact opposite of the last aggy bonfire?

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[Daichee Bell 2925]

But think of the crazy that was missed by the Tim Burton/Nick Cage Superman. Would have been incredible. 

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[BabaYaga 15300]

One of the greats - up there with Caddyshack, Three Amigos, and Christmas Vacation.  

And my personal favorite

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

Somebody should make a movie where Nicholas Cage plays every single part.

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[Elvis 3371]

"Also, I love your scent.  Musky and masculine like that of a silver back gorilla in a form-fitting leather jacket."  

 

That's awesome.

[nycHorn 3017]

The hair plugs or whatever he had done on the roof there looks pretty, pretty, pretty terrible.

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[MonkeyCigarette 143]

Nic Cage is having a very, very amazing Third Act. You can't manufacture this sort of organic rising which makes me think that there is some good will and love for the guy in the business and by fans (a la Keanu Reeves and his grass roots PR machine that went haywire the last few years).

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7 hours ago, Elvis said:

"Also, I love your scent.  Musky and masculine like that of a silver back gorilla in a form-fitting leather jacket."  

 

That's awesome.

No, that's high praise.

[mr. sunshine 2827]

28 minutes ago, MonkeyCigarette said:

Nic Cage is having a very, very amazing Third Act. You can't manufacture this sort of organic rising which makes me think that there is some good will and love for the guy in the business and by fans (a la Keanu Reeves and his grass roots PR machine that went haywire the last few years).

I predict he’s going to show up in John Wick 12 and I’m going to freak the fuck out 

[Nicole44 22060]

38 minutes ago, MonkeyCigarette said:

Nic Cage is having a very, very amazing Third Act. You can't manufacture this sort of organic rising which makes me think that there is some good will and love for the guy in the business and by fans (a la Keanu Reeves and his grass roots PR machine that went haywire the last few years).

Perfectly said. Flawed as Nic Cage is movies need this right now. A little bit of nostalgia a little bit of something different. 

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Perfectly said. Flawed as Nic Cage is movies need this right now. A little bit of nostalgia a little bit of something different. 

And we are all here for it. I think this all started in earnest (from what I can tell) with his take on the multiverse Spiderman back in 2018 which was a sleeper hit for a comic book movie not done by Marvel and animation movie not done by Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks.

 

Edited December 16, 2021 by MonkeyCigarette

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And we are all here for it. I think this all started in earnest (from what I can tell) with his take on the multiverse Spiderman back in 2018 which was a sleeper hit for a comic book movie not done by Marvel and animation movie not done by Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks.
 

That’s the greatest superhero movie ever made. Live action or animated.

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He needs to change his last name to Coppola so that people ask him if he's paying tribute to Francis Ford Coppola.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

Drive Angry is one his best works. Prove me wrong. 

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2 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Drive Angry is one his best works. Prove me wrong. 

Sure it's great, but it's no Gone in 60 Seconds.

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On 12/15/2021 at 8:13 AM, BabaYaga said:

okay then

[Chewbacca 7780]

Definitely will watch, but just watched Family Man. Great Christmas movie.

[Buzzrock 14921]

This is inarguably the greatest of his (Wild at Heart is close), and one of the best movies ever made. But I can’t say it’s the most Nic Cage movie. I’m gonna go with The Rock or Face Off.

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On 12/14/2021 at 5:34 PM, South Austin said:

Coppola, not Cage.

He was considered for the role of Brad Hamilton. Part of the problem was chemistry with Jennifer Jason Leigh. Another was that he was only 17. 

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On 12/15/2021 at 8:35 PM, MonkeyCigarette said:

And we are all here for it. I think this all started in earnest (from what I can tell) with his take on the multiverse Spiderman back in 2018 which was a sleeper hit for a comic book movie not done by Marvel and animation movie not done by Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks.

 

I think he just likes making shit movies.  I don't know if he owns a production company or something, but he's got good films out there well before Into the Spiderverse but they are surrounded lots of shit movies.  He clearly likes doing them for whatever reason, and it's can't be money related because those movies aren't making anything.  He'd be better off financially selecting his scripts and being thought of as a good actor (which he is) than just doing ridiculous movies all the time.

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