We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup

[HornOnTheBayou 8,905]

Without a doubt, my family's favorite Christmas movie. We make it a point to watch it every year.

"You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”

[Guest]

Did you have to borrow a reindeer?

[Bull Horn 118]

This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

[ztejas 43,411]

Franciscoooooo

[Zepol87 9,185]

Just started this. Forget about it until Christmas time every year

[ztejas 43,411]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Just started this. Forget about it until Christmas time every year

Yeah was going to comment it's one you pretty much have to watch every year. 

[Zepol87 9,185]

DP not the sexual kind 

Edited December 21, 2021 by Zepol87

[Zepol87 9,185]

But the children love the books 

[ztejas 43,411]

What's more vulnerable than a peach?

[Red Five 40,838]

Good news. I saw a dog today.

[TrashMaster G 17,544]

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

You're an angry elf.

[Biff Tannen 45,665]

The casting for the Gimbel's manager was awesome.  The deadpan way he talks to Will Ferrell is so good.

[4th&Five 41,510]

The episode they did on it on "The Movies that Made Us" on Netflix is good.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The casting for the Gimbel's manager was awesome.  The deadpan way he talks to Will Ferrell is so good.

Love how his name tag says "WANDA".

[4th&Five 41,510]

21 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Love how his name tag says "WANDA".

It was supposed to be Wanda Sykes but she was unavailable at the last minute.

Edited December 21, 2021 by 4th&Five

[Rudiger 1,160]

If Elf were a horror movie…
 

https://youtu.be/EkwdYSn3Uws

Edited December 21, 2021 by Rudiger

[South Austin 52,449]

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The casting for the Gimbel's manager was awesome.  The deadpan way he talks to Will Ferrell is so good.

Buddy....playin with my money is like playin with my emotions.  

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The casting for the Gimbel's manager was awesome.  The deadpan way he talks to Will Ferrell is so good.

“Yes it is!!!” And “No there’s not!!!” In Buddy tone ring out in our house on the regular.

2nd only to Tommy Boy for callouts in our family.  
 

 

[hayden_horn 11,362]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

It was supposed to be Wanda Sykes but she was unavailable at the last minute.

holy shit, i never noticed the nametag, nor did i know the history. amazing.

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

You sit on a throne of lies. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP

did you hear that?

[Guest]

"it seems like everyone else has the same talents, except for me..."

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

Blonde Zooey is the best Zooey. 

[Kdub 498]

You smell like beef and cheese

[South Austin 52,449]

9 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Blonde Zooey is the best Zooey. 

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

[Brisketexan 105,064]

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

You need to take a step back, motherfucker.

[South Austin 52,449]

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You need to take a step back, motherfucker.

And her vagina smells like patchouli oil.

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

51 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

[Macklemore 2,876]

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

Dude this is so wrong. This was one of her best roles, up there with 500 Days of Summer. 

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

[mdmost 42,999]

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

There's a reason everyone has sex with your mother. Just to spite you for your terrible opinions such as this one. 

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

And we’d all be remiss if we didn’t pour out some egg nog for Ed Asner Santa this year.  

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

“Your eyes tell the story. You’ve got a great mouth.”

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

I’ll preface this with I’m a surly old head but been It’s a Wonderful Life for me for years and who doesn’t watch A Christmas Story at least once a year but I’ll be damned if this one hasn’t crept up on me 

Spoiler

Also I’m fairly stoned 

 

[OWLVIS 557]

“I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.”

[TKthunder2 4,985]

I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.